I just never thought i’d hear “buns of steel” in this forum spoken seriously.
The apocalypse is coming!
La’
Redsol1
TSB.
TUBE STEAK BOOGIE
[quote]danreeves1973 wrote:
? for you…Is that the much talked of Grizzly Bear school of brick-breaking, pioneered in Colorado in the 60’s or is the fearsome Panda/Sun-Bear school, where you move rather slow and look innocent, but still kick asss.
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I heard too much practice of Panda Bear Style can lead to infertility.
oh and to be nice:
dude you are not metro. 3 out of 5 is not metro, and having nice clothes and taking care of your face so you don’t get zits is not metro. So don’t worry about it.
For single guys, I have heard many women tell me they prefer a guy to have manicures so that his nails don’t scratch them down there. I find an emory board works just fine if I think I’m going to get some, which I don’t, so I don’t bother… man, maybe I should become metro. It seems so much easier than being a T-man. … 
http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/./1/.1118158813530.praj_karate_kid2_s4.jpg
[quote]chrisb71 wrote:
Ah, the dreaded Bear Hands technique! I learned Tiger style and Praying Mantis but Bear was beyond me. Anyone that knows Bear Hands is definitely a bad ass and not to be messed with. You have all been warned![/quote]
Ai, Daniel San! Wax on - Wax off - Wax on - Wax off!
Psst. You don’t need a freaking manicure to have reasonable nails that won’t scratch…
[quote]vroom wrote:
Psst. You don’t need a freaking manicure to have reasonable nails that won’t scratch…[/quote]
Yeah…just cut them when they get long!! Basic hygiene and proper dress do not make one a metrosexual. I think many people are getting caught up in that area.
It’s when you take it to the next, more feminine, level!
For the love of god did not one get the hint of scarcasm with the bun of steal remark. ANd the nails is more of a consideration for my oppenent, when you use open fingered 4 ounce golves you can leave some pretty wicked scratches I your nails arn’t smooth
Hhahahaha! That pic is good.
I took a long Metro test and scored like 95% or something. Big fucking deal.
Anyone who likes to insult anybody has a problem when it comes down to it.
[quote]John K wrote:
I took a long Metro test and scored like 95% or something. Big fucking deal.
Anyone who likes to insult anybody has a problem when it comes down to it.
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My name’s Joe, and I have a problem…
I think a stronger version of “Tubesteak Boogie” is called for…in this particular (and similar) cases…
TB
. . . the Internet Raging Techniques of the Tubesteak Queen have been executed perfectly. We should all bow in reverence.
[quote]Trailblazer wrote:
I think a stronger version of “Tubesteak Boogie” is called for…in this particular (and similar) cases…
TB[/quote]
tubesteak lambada?
I think being metro is a state of mind.
With that being said, Do you enjoy long spooning sesions with a flacid member, or are you overwhelmed by the urge to hit it 'er in the tail?(with a girl of course)
I bet that wasn’t on the quiz. That would be worth about 100 points anti-metro.
When you see a manequin with perfect titties do you-
A. wonder if that is egyptian cotton?
B. wonder if you could hit that manequin sideways?
When you see a young vixen with low cut jeans and a tatoo on the tailbone do you
A. Muse to yourself that she will regret that some day.
B. Use it to start a conversation that leads to hittin her in the tail.
Those would be some of my criteria for determining if someone is Metro
When my nails need trimming, I bite the ends off them and spit them at the wall of my trailer. All of my clothes match perfectly - flannelette shirts go with both my jeans and my tracksuit pants. If I want to have buns of steel, I would just clench my ass cheeks together really hard like I was walking through a gay bar. I use hair products - it’s called lice shampoo.
I am metrosexual incarnate!!!
[quote]John K wrote:
Anyone who likes to insult anybody has a problem when it comes down to it.
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Didn’t you just insult people who like to insult people? What’s your problem?
[quote]Joe Weider wrote:
John K wrote:
I took a long Metro test and scored like 95% or something. Big fucking deal.
Anyone who likes to insult anybody has a problem when it comes down to it.
My name’s Joe, and I have a problem…[/quote]
Hi, Joe!
If you don’t live a THUG LIFE like me, you’re a metro.