ImHungry I'm Calling You Out!!!!!! (An Homage to Call-Out Threads)

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[quote]imhungry wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
imhungry wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
imhungry wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Grneyes wrote:
I ate so much red meat when ImHungry came to visit.

Wait until December…

ahhhh, So um… ahhh Did ah, you two, ah do it?

Wow that was awkward.

No, she just gave him head, can’t you read?!?!?

We had DINNER. A LOT. Can’t YOU read?!?

Well…no. Jerk.

No need for the name calling:(

I’m sowwy

I’m sorry that you can’t read… I didn’t know.[/quote]

It’s ok, I can’t expect you to know.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Grneyes wrote:

Ugh, I hate blue ink. Black is where it’s at.

Multiple levels of review. I’m a blue belt.

Green is next, and you don’t get black until your name is on the door.

(I get great thrill from taking blue pens from new staff, mentioning how they won’t need this for awhile. I’m a asshole, lol. But people like working for me.)[/quote]

So who gets to use the red ink?

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[quote]Grneyes wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
Grneyes wrote:

Ugh, I hate blue ink. Black is where it’s at.

Multiple levels of review. I’m a blue belt.

Green is next, and you don’t get black until your name is on the door.

(I get great thrill from taking blue pens from new staff, mentioning how they won’t need this for awhile. I’m a asshole, lol. But people like working for me.)

So who gets to use the red ink?[/quote]

First review/self review. And they have to use pencils. LOL! the gay pink pencils, that back in the day used to be red, but due to shitty manufacturing are now gay and pink.

God we are like frat boys here. It’s awesome. Pay your dues rookie, fill up the fridge with Diet Coke, even though I drink 85% of them… ha ha.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Grneyes wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
Grneyes wrote:

Ugh, I hate blue ink. Black is where it’s at.

Multiple levels of review. I’m a blue belt.

Green is next, and you don’t get black until your name is on the door.

(I get great thrill from taking blue pens from new staff, mentioning how they won’t need this for awhile. I’m a asshole, lol. But people like working for me.)

So who gets to use the red ink?

First review/self review. And they have to use pencils. LOL! the gay pink pencils, that back in the day used to be red, but due to shitty manufacturing are now gay and pink.

God we are like frat boys here. It’s awesome. Pay your dues rookie, fill up the fridge with Diet Coke, even though I drink 85% of them… ha ha.[/quote]

You haven’t gone paperless?

It good to be the king, huh?

I do work for Comcast:)

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

You haven’t gone paperless?[/quote]

Hell no… lol. I work for stubborn old men, and I have learned their ways. I like paper.

I make a point to do some of the shit work too. I’m not above anything, and they know that. But I like to bust balls, because a) mine were ground into dust, and then stomped on and b) it is funny. But I’ll carry work papers, and buy lunch once in awhile. I also try and give instant feed back, and teach them everything I know. The better they get, the easier my life gets, which means the easier I can make my daddie’s life, etc…

Plus you need a thick skin to deal with the people above me, and clients in general. Sometimes you just want to strangle them, but you still have to be ultra nice… Thick skin man, thick skin.

Comcast itself isn’t bad, it is the assfaces that sub under them that have fucked with me in the past. I have made so many complaints its not even funny.

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I feel like this will become a never ending thread.

So tell me the story of how you two hooked up plz…

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Not like romance novel either… Just the back story of the stary eyed encounter.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
imhungry wrote:

You haven’t gone paperless?

Hell no… lol. I work for stubborn old men, and I have learned their ways. I like paper.

It good to be the king, huh?

I make a point to do some of the shit work too. I’m not above anything, and they know that. But I like to bust balls, because a) mine were ground into dust, and then stomped on and b) it is funny. But I’ll carry work papers, and buy lunch once in awhile. I also try and give instant feed back, and teach them everything I know. The better they get, the easier my life gets, which means the easier I can make my daddie’s life, etc…

Plus you need a thick skin to deal with the people above me, and clients in general. Sometimes you just want to strangle them, but you still have to be ultra nice… Thick skin man, thick skin.

I do work for Comcast:)

Comcast itself isn’t bad, it is the assfaces that sub under them that have fucked with me in the past. I have made so many complaints its not even funny.

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Yeah, I was partial to paper with some things, but, you couldn’t get people here to file shit properly. Now they go right into a folder under our Q drive on our computers.

I’m a supervisor, and hopefully i’ll be promoted to manager in March, finally… But, I basically run my shift with the same mentality as you manage your co-workers. I look at it like my job is to make my manager’s jobs easier, just as my people should be making MY life easier. I did different types of constuction through the years, along with having a funky last name, so I had to get a thick skin…or, i’d have off’d myself a long time ago.

I know what you’re saying…trust me. I’ve heard so many complaints, it isn’t funny. They’re trying to get their customer service better and better packages, for a decent price… But, until then… I work in a corporate office, thank god.