Have you guys seen the Prince episode?
“Hey good game Prince.”
“Wish I could say the same for you and your flunkies… bitches”
Genius…
habitual line steppa. the funniest motherfucker since charlies little brother
Ill have a Samuel Jackson…
GOOD MOTHER FUCKIN CHOICE MOTHA FUCKA!
YOULL BE FUCKING FAT GIRLS IN NO TIME, YOU MIGHT EVEN BE FIGHT A NIGGA OR TWO…
MMM MMM BITCH!
musclehead!
lmao!!
Tiger Woods sayin “for shizzle” with the buck teeth and the prude accent WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!
Christ Almighty, yeah that Race Draft was GREAT
And the Red Balls crack drink! Chappelle punches through the car window to steal the radio…damnations, good stuff.
“MMM MMM Bitch!”
“gotta have that pee pee, goona git dat poo poo”
“lemme get a look at that pretty face… I wanna piss on it”
“are ya ready to smash some fruit?”
I couldn’t even fucking breathe when he did the race draft.
He’s definitely the funniest thing going.
B.
I concur, I was raving about the Prince sketch today at lunch.
your body is a portapotty
This is the best show on TV, but if you haven’t seen some of his old standup, you need to check it out. “Killing Them Softly” rates up there with Eddie Murphy “Delirious” and Chris Rock “Bring the Pain”. It’s out on DVD now, or you can probably download it off Morpheus or Kazaa. I have been on a crusade the last couple years to get all of my friends to watch it, and there have been plenty of converts. Cocaine is a helluva drug…
The funniest skit is Clayton Bigsby, the blind KKK leader LOL! And the “wrap it up” box, wrap that shit up-B! it’s real simple, the sign says, “WRAP-IT-UP”
Hmmm alot of the good lines have already been taken… except…
charlie murphy hits rick james
rick - crying why’d you do that charlie murphy, what the hell did i ever do to you?
charlie - you hit me, man!!!
rick - that was weeks ago!!!
charlie - that was 5 minutes ago! (voice over- it didnt hit me how high rick was until then)
THEY SHOULD OF NEVER GIVEN YOU NIGGAS MONEY!!!
CHARLIE MURPHY punches charlie murphy in the face
BITCH! COME HAVE SEX WITH CHARLIE MURPHEY!
Slave Reparations when Tron buys a baby “straight cash” after becoming the “world’s richest man” by winning a dice game is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life.
Not sure but I think the “I’m rich bitch” line came when Dave hustled a cancer patient in a game of streetball on PS2 “You think I don’t own a PS2? I’m rich bitch”
Trading spouses when the “white” dave chappelle digs in his new wife’s bras for some “titty residue” also the courtesy flush.
Mad real world was prob the funniest overall sketch. When tron is making the juice he throws a blunt in there and the only white guy tries to tell him something he jumps in “GET OUT MY FACE NIGGA” then goes back to pouring “drip drip drip drip” then he tells the white guy to "make me some juice and a banana cognac biatch!
The roots sketch was funny has hell when he holds up the baby over his head and it starts pissing everywhere and they play the benny hill music.
ALSO-
The entire first season is at www.comedycentral.com for like 26 bucks. Well worth the cash.
that eddie murphey brother guy is hilarious
“kyle got a job”
“im proud of him”
“ya, lets go rob that nigga”
r kelleys doo doo butter is the best
man r. kelly came up to me the other day, he was pissed… no joke that mother fucker was pissed…
said to me “Man nigga, how you gonna make a video about peein on somebody?”
i was like “man nigga, how YOU gonna make a video about peein on somebody?”
haha chapelles awesome… I think that rick james sketch is gonna be like Eddie Murphy’s Hot tub sketch where people are still talking and laughing about it 30 years latter
Spam Buster, Bitch!!!
the i’m rich biatch line comes from the slave reperations sketch. every episode has been hilarious, but the rick james episode is my favorite so far. the clayton bigsby episode was fuckin awsome. “when asked why he’d divorce his wife of 19 yrs he replied: cause she’s a ni&&#r lover.” bar none the best show on tv
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