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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
seriously though, who would pay to bang that lantern jawed freak?[/quote]

Me.
[/quote]

I thought the chin-to-lip ratio was an inviolable rule. Chinna used to be so moon-faced that lycanthropes would spontaneously change into their wolf forms if they passed her in the street.

The only two wrestlers I can think of with manlier jawlines are Maurice Tillet and Sgt. Slaughter.[/quote]

Her black hair saves her.

[/quote]

Most expensive bottle of hair dye ever.[/quote]

Natiral hair color doesnt matter…

You cant turn me off Chyna. Stop trying.[/quote]

I’m not trying to turn you off Chin-na - I’m testing your principles. [/quote]

I dont have any[/quote]

Evidently they come and go depending on the thread. [/quote]

Being fluid is awesome.[/quote]

I wouldn’t describe it as fluid or awesome.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
You guys are all selling yourselves short. The way I look at it, Chyna should paying ME to fuck HER.[/quote]

You can have DN forever if you leave Joanie to me.[/quote]

I want your half of RAPEAXE!!! Enterprises as well when you blow your brains out after realizing Chyna’s clit is twice the size of your dick and she fucks you in the ass with it.

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[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
seriously though, who would pay to bang that lantern jawed freak?[/quote]

Me.
[/quote]

I thought the chin-to-lip ratio was an inviolable rule. Chinna used to be so moon-faced that lycanthropes would spontaneously change into their wolf forms if they passed her in the street.

The only two wrestlers I can think of with manlier jawlines are Maurice Tillet and Sgt. Slaughter.[/quote]

Her black hair saves her.

[/quote]

Most expensive bottle of hair dye ever.[/quote]

Natiral hair color doesnt matter…

You cant turn me off Chyna. Stop trying.[/quote]

I’m not trying to turn you off Chin-na - I’m testing your principles. [/quote]

I dont have any[/quote]

Evidently they come and go depending on the thread. [/quote]

Being fluid is awesome.[/quote]

I wouldn’t describe it as fluid or awesome.[/quote]

Oh. Its both.

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
You guys are all selling yourselves short. The way I look at it, Chyna should paying ME to fuck HER.[/quote]

You can have DN forever if you leave Joanie to me.[/quote]

I want your half of RAPEAXE!!! Enterprises as well when you blow your brains out after realizing Chyna’s clit is twice the size of your dick and she fucks you in the ass with it.[/quote]

I bet her sum tastes like coconut. I hope she makes me clean her clit with my mouth after she pulls out of my ass.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
You guys are all selling yourselves short. The way I look at it, Chyna should paying ME to fuck HER.[/quote]

You can have DN forever if you leave Joanie to me.[/quote]

I want your half of RAPEAXE!!! Enterprises as well when you blow your brains out after realizing Chyna’s clit is twice the size of your dick and she fucks you in the ass with it.[/quote]

I bet her sum tastes like coconut. I hope she makes me clean her clit with my mouth after she pulls out of my ass.[/quote]

Sure, but what does this have to do with the price of sex with Chyna?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I crack myself up. I don’t think I crack anyone else up, but fuck all you assholes.

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I am sure if you throw her around, and pin her, she will not fight you, an easy win. [/quote]

Id take a loss to Chyna over a win to this chick any day. Working a match with joanie would be epic.

The olympia chick is hot too though.
[/quote]

You have a thing for man-face dude, in case you hadn’t noticed.[/quote]

So? Lol[/quote]

You like that she’s a proud owner of a Clitasaurus, huh?[/quote]

I like that she is a bad ass.

Badassedness is hot.

[/quote]
At one time she just may have been a badass… Now? She’s just sad.[/quote]

If you see it like this, you can never ever hump the pornstar of your dreams because it will always be sad.

Its not that this is not a legitimate way of seeing things, but how constructive is it really.

[/quote]
From my point of view, it’s where she came from, to where she is now.

Her issues with alcohol are well documented.[/quote]

You are assuming that she did not have those issues when you still wanted to bone her.

That is highly unlikely. [/quote]
You’re assuming that’s what i’m assuming :slight_smile:

No… i’m not naive, O. She’s been battling various addictions and mental illness for years.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I am sure if you throw her around, and pin her, she will not fight you, an easy win. [/quote]

Id take a loss to Chyna over a win to this chick any day. Working a match with joanie would be epic.

The olympia chick is hot too though.
[/quote]

You have a thing for man-face dude, in case you hadn’t noticed.[/quote]

So? Lol[/quote]

You like that she’s a proud owner of a Clitasaurus, huh?[/quote]

I like that she is a bad ass.

Badassedness is hot.

[/quote]
At one time she just may have been a badass… Now? She’s just sad.[/quote]

If you see it like this, you can never ever hump the pornstar of your dreams because it will always be sad.

Its not that this is not a legitimate way of seeing things, but how constructive is it really.

[/quote]
From my point of view, it’s where she came from, to where she is now.

Her issues with alcohol are well documented.[/quote]

You are assuming that she did not have those issues when you still wanted to bone her.

That is highly unlikely. [/quote]
You’re assuming that’s what i’m assuming :slight_smile:

No… i’m not naive, O. She’s been battling various addictions and mental illness for years.

[/quote]

So, what is extra sad about it now?

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I am sure if you throw her around, and pin her, she will not fight you, an easy win. [/quote]

Id take a loss to Chyna over a win to this chick any day. Working a match with joanie would be epic.

The olympia chick is hot too though.
[/quote]

You have a thing for man-face dude, in case you hadn’t noticed.[/quote]

So? Lol[/quote]

You like that she’s a proud owner of a Clitasaurus, huh?[/quote]

I like that she is a bad ass.

Badassedness is hot.

[/quote]
At one time she just may have been a badass… Now? She’s just sad.[/quote]

If you see it like this, you can never ever hump the pornstar of your dreams because it will always be sad.

Its not that this is not a legitimate way of seeing things, but how constructive is it really.

[/quote]
From my point of view, it’s where she came from, to where she is now.

Her issues with alcohol are well documented.[/quote]

You are assuming that she did not have those issues when you still wanted to bone her.

That is highly unlikely. [/quote]
You’re assuming that’s what i’m assuming :slight_smile:

No… i’m not naive, O. She’s been battling various addictions and mental illness for years.

[/quote]

So, what is extra sad about it now?

[/quote]
It’s not ‘extra’ sad…

It’s just plain ole’ sad.

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
You guys are all selling yourselves short. The way I look at it, Chyna should paying ME to fuck HER.[/quote]

You can have DN forever if you leave Joanie to me.[/quote]

I want your half of RAPEAXE!!! Enterprises as well when you blow your brains out after realizing Chyna’s clit is twice the size of your dick and she fucks you in the ass with it.[/quote]

I bet her sum tastes like coconut. I hope she makes me clean her clit with my mouth after she pulls out of my ass.[/quote]

Sure, but what does this have to do with the price of sex with Chyna?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I crack myself up. I don’t think I crack anyone else up, but fuck all you assholes.[/quote]

Youre a cop.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
seriously though, who would pay to bang that lantern jawed freak?[/quote]

Me.
[/quote]

I thought the chin-to-lip ratio was an inviolable rule. Chinna used to be so moon-faced that lycanthropes would spontaneously change into their wolf forms if they passed her in the street.

The only two wrestlers I can think of with manlier jawlines are Maurice Tillet and Sgt. Slaughter.[/quote]

Her black hair saves her.

[/quote]

Most expensive bottle of hair dye ever.[/quote]

Natiral hair color doesnt matter…

You cant turn me off Chyna. Stop trying.[/quote]

I’m not trying to turn you off Chin-na - I’m testing your principles. [/quote]

I dont have any[/quote]

Evidently they come and go depending on the thread. [/quote]

Being full of seminal fluid is awesome.[/quote]

Fixed.

Well, you and Chyna have something in common.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
seriously though, who would pay to bang that lantern jawed freak?[/quote]

Me.
[/quote]

Not sure how you can say accused murderer girl has too much chin to be hot and yet be prepared to pay thousands to bang Chyna…

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[quote]Cron391 wrote:
If you had the money…are you people telling me you people would NOT choose to fuck the women your faping away to day after day…

really? Money can be saved/made again…experience stay with you forever…and be a bas ass story at the bar.[/quote]

The issue i have is that you only think these women are some kind of extra hot because you see them on t.v and in magazines every minute of the day. The truth is i can walk down to a random campus or wherever and find a girl that’s hotter than most of these celebs/porn stars and i don’t have to be disapointed because i didn’t have some preconcieved fantasy about her.

So in that sense as George Costanza once said, sex is like paying for parking, why pay for it when if i apply myself, i could get it for free.

And Tupac said M.O.B

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[quote]batman730 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
seriously though, who would pay to bang that lantern jawed freak?[/quote]

Me.
[/quote]

Not sure how you can say accused murderer girl has too much chin to be hot and yet be prepared to pay thousands to bang Chyna…[/quote]

EXcellent point! I could park a '62 Eldo on that fucking chin and still have room to take a shit.

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[quote]batman730 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
seriously though, who would pay to bang that lantern jawed freak?[/quote]

Me.
[/quote]

Not sure how you can say accused murderer girl has too much chin to be hot and yet be prepared to pay thousands to bang Chyna…[/quote]

I do what i want.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
How much can you get Chyna for?

  • Yesterday it was reported that Chyna is now working as an outcall escort via MyPornStarProvider.com. Today, her rates have been revealed. If you want to purchase Chyna’s services, they are priced as follows?

  • $3,500 for the first hour

  • $1,500 each additional hour

  • $10,000 24 hour

  • $20,000 weekend

Read more at 411MANIA | News: Canvas 2 Canvas This Week Features The Riott Squad Artwork, Peter Rosenberg Searches the WWE Warehouse

She’s clearly out of her mind. NOBODY is worth these prices…freak factor or not.[/quote]

No one pays sticker price anyway.

Im rolling it around in my head.
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Bud, I don’t care if she came down to $1.98 and free oil changes… It’s not worth it.[/quote]

Oil, filter, and disposal fees included?
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Yup… the whole nine.

Although, if you threw in some new Perelli’s… Maybe.

Would you pay a woman that kind of money for sex, PHD?[/quote]

Sex? Pshaw…she can change the oil on both my cars.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]batman730 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
seriously though, who would pay to bang that lantern jawed freak?[/quote]

Me.
[/quote]

Not sure how you can say accused murderer girl has too much chin to be hot and yet be prepared to pay thousands to bang Chyna…[/quote]

I do what i want.[/quote]

No, you do whoever lets you.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
seriously though, who would pay to bang that lantern jawed freak?[/quote]

Me.
[/quote]

I thought the chin-to-lip ratio was an inviolable rule. Chinna used to be so moon-faced that lycanthropes would spontaneously change into their wolf forms if they passed her in the street.

The only two wrestlers I can think of with manlier jawlines are Maurice Tillet and Sgt. Slaughter.[/quote]

Her black hair saves her.

[/quote]

Most expensive bottle of hair dye ever.[/quote]

Natiral hair color doesnt matter…

You cant turn me off Chyna. Stop trying.[/quote]

I’m not trying to turn you off Chin-na - I’m testing your principles. [/quote]

I dont have any[/quote]

Evidently they come and go depending on the thread. [/quote]

Being fluid is awesome.[/quote]

I wouldn’t describe it as fluid or awesome.[/quote]

Oh. Its both.[/quote]

It’s wanting to fuck Mr. Incredible in a wig, that’s what it is.

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I don’t care how good the sex is, it’s not worth 12k. NO sex is worth 12k (unless you’ve got more money than Bill Gates and just don’t care).

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[quote]paulwhite959 wrote:
I don’t care how good the sex is, it’s not worth 12k. NO sex is worth 12k (unless you’ve got more money than Bill Gates and just don’t care).[/quote]

Hm. Let’s say 3 days at week, all day; that’s about $1.8 million a year. Assuming, say, you get an 8% return on your investments annually, you’d only need about $23 million in a dedicated fund to pay for sex using just the annual interest.

I think a lot more people can afford that than just Bill Gates. There’s something like 9.5 million millionaires in the world right now.

Now, if you start considering the actual time, I’d say 2 hours, 3x a week is probably more realistic as a long term plan, which actually only requires just under $10 million in that fund. Even more affordable.

<— doesn’t have a $10 million dollar account

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[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]paulwhite959 wrote:
I don’t care how good the sex is, it’s not worth 12k. NO sex is worth 12k (unless you’ve got more money than Bill Gates and just don’t care).[/quote]

Hm. Let’s say 3 days at week, all day; that’s about $1.8 million a year. Assuming, say, you get an 8% return on your investments annually, you’d only need about $23 million in a dedicated fund to pay for sex using just the annual interest.

I think a lot more people can afford that than just Bill Gates. There’s something like 9.5 million millionaires in the world right now.

Now, if you start considering the actual time, I’d say 2 hours, 3x a week is probably more realistic as a long term plan, which actually only requires just under $10 million in that fund. Even more affordable.

<— doesn’t have a $10 million dollar account[/quote]

Um please tell me where you bank. I’d like to sign up for that interest rate.