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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I am sure if you throw her around, and pin her, she will not fight you, an easy win. [/quote]

Id take a loss to Chyna over a win to this chick any day. Working a match with joanie would be epic.

The olympia chick is hot too though.
[/quote]

You have a thing for man-face dude, in case you hadn’t noticed.[/quote]

So? Lol[/quote]

To each his own. Just making sure we’re on the same page.[/quote]

I guess?

This is pretty awkward man…

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I am sure if you throw her around, and pin her, she will not fight you, an easy win. [/quote]

Id take a loss to Chyna over a win to this chick any day. Working a match with joanie would be epic.

The olympia chick is hot too though.
[/quote]

You have a thing for man-face dude, in case you hadn’t noticed.[/quote]

So? Lol[/quote]

You like that she’s a proud owner of a Clitasaurus, huh?[/quote]

I like that she is a bad ass.

Badassedness is hot.

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[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
seriously though, who would pay to bang that lantern jawed freak?[/quote]

Me.
[/quote]

I thought the chin-to-lip ratio was an inviolable rule. Chinna used to be so moon-faced that lycanthropes would spontaneously change into their wolf forms if they passed her in the street.

The only two wrestlers I can think of with manlier jawlines are Maurice Tillet and Sgt. Slaughter.[/quote]

Her black hair saves her.

[/quote]

Most expensive bottle of hair dye ever.[/quote]

Natiral hair color doesnt matter…

You cant turn me off Chyna. Stop trying.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
seriously though, who would pay to bang that lantern jawed freak?[/quote]

Me.
[/quote]

I thought the chin-to-lip ratio was an inviolable rule. Chinna used to be so moon-faced that lycanthropes would spontaneously change into their wolf forms if they passed her in the street.

The only two wrestlers I can think of with manlier jawlines are Maurice Tillet and Sgt. Slaughter.[/quote]

Her black hair saves her.

[/quote]

Most expensive bottle of hair dye ever.[/quote]

Natiral hair color doesnt matter…

You cant turn me off Chyna. Stop trying.[/quote]

I’m not trying to turn you off Chin-na - I’m testing your principles.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
How much can you get Chyna for?

  • Yesterday it was reported that Chyna is now working as an outcall escort via MyPornStarProvider.com. Today, her rates have been revealed. If you want to purchase Chyna’s services, they are priced as follows?

  • $3,500 for the first hour

  • $1,500 each additional hour

  • $10,000 24 hour

  • $20,000 weekend

Read more at 411MANIA | News: Canvas 2 Canvas This Week Features The Riott Squad Artwork, Peter Rosenberg Searches the WWE Warehouse

She’s clearly out of her mind. NOBODY is worth these prices…freak factor or not.[/quote]

No one pays sticker price anyway.

Im rolling it around in my head.
[/quote]
Bud, I don’t care if she came down to $1.98 and free oil changes… It’s not worth it.[/quote]

Oil, filter, and disposal fees included?

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I paid $500.00 for jayla starr two years ago. she was in Boston for a week, which wound up being 4 months, due to some id or something. anyway wasn’t bad she acted good, not as pretty in person, lots of acne, and a scar on her leg usually covered by stockings in her scenes. I’d do it again if given a chance.

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[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
seriously though, who would pay to bang that lantern jawed freak?[/quote]

Me.
[/quote]

I thought the chin-to-lip ratio was an inviolable rule. Chinna used to be so moon-faced that lycanthropes would spontaneously change into their wolf forms if they passed her in the street.

The only two wrestlers I can think of with manlier jawlines are Maurice Tillet and Sgt. Slaughter.[/quote]

Her black hair saves her.

[/quote]

Most expensive bottle of hair dye ever.[/quote]

Natiral hair color doesnt matter…

You cant turn me off Chyna. Stop trying.[/quote]

I’m not trying to turn you off Chin-na - I’m testing your principles. [/quote]

I dont have any

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[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
I paid $500.00 for jayla starr two years ago. she was in Boston for a week, which wound up being 4 months, due to some id or something. anyway wasn’t bad she acted good, not as pretty in person, lots of acne, and a scar on her leg usually covered by stockings in her scenes. I’d do it again if given a chance.[/quote]

I somewhat know Sierra Sinn through party contacts…and Liz Vicious.

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

I would drop $12 K for this.

I have issues[/quote]

That is a very common issue, it is called a “penis”.

I have the very same problem and I try to work around it, but its hard man, its hard.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I am sure if you throw her around, and pin her, she will not fight you, an easy win. [/quote]

Id take a loss to Chyna over a win to this chick any day. Working a match with joanie would be epic.

The olympia chick is hot too though.
[/quote]

You have a thing for man-face dude, in case you hadn’t noticed.[/quote]

So? Lol[/quote]

You like that she’s a proud owner of a Clitasaurus, huh?[/quote]

I like that she is a bad ass.

Badassedness is hot.

[/quote]
At one time she just may have been a badass… Now? She’s just sad.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I am sure if you throw her around, and pin her, she will not fight you, an easy win. [/quote]

Id take a loss to Chyna over a win to this chick any day. Working a match with joanie would be epic.

The olympia chick is hot too though.
[/quote]

You have a thing for man-face dude, in case you hadn’t noticed.[/quote]

So? Lol[/quote]

You like that she’s a proud owner of a Clitasaurus, huh?[/quote]

I like that she is a bad ass.

Badassedness is hot.

[/quote]
At one time she just may have been a badass… Now? She’s just sad.[/quote]

If you see it like this, you can never ever hump the pornstar of your dreams because it will always be sad.

Its not that this is not a legitimate way of seeing things, but how constructive is it really.

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[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
How much can you get Chyna for?

  • Yesterday it was reported that Chyna is now working as an outcall escort via MyPornStarProvider.com. Today, her rates have been revealed. If you want to purchase Chyna’s services, they are priced as follows?

  • $3,500 for the first hour

  • $1,500 each additional hour

  • $10,000 24 hour

  • $20,000 weekend

Read more at 411MANIA | News: Canvas 2 Canvas This Week Features The Riott Squad Artwork, Peter Rosenberg Searches the WWE Warehouse

She’s clearly out of her mind. NOBODY is worth these prices…freak factor or not.[/quote]

No one pays sticker price anyway.

Im rolling it around in my head.
[/quote]
Bud, I don’t care if she came down to $1.98 and free oil changes… It’s not worth it.[/quote]

Oil, filter, and disposal fees included?
[/quote]
Yup… the whole nine.

Although, if you threw in some new Perelli’s… Maybe.

Would you pay a woman that kind of money for sex, PHD?

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You guys are all selling yourselves short. The way I look at it, Chyna should paying ME to fuck HER.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
seriously though, who would pay to bang that lantern jawed freak?[/quote]

Me.
[/quote]

I thought the chin-to-lip ratio was an inviolable rule. Chinna used to be so moon-faced that lycanthropes would spontaneously change into their wolf forms if they passed her in the street.

The only two wrestlers I can think of with manlier jawlines are Maurice Tillet and Sgt. Slaughter.[/quote]

Her black hair saves her.

[/quote]

Most expensive bottle of hair dye ever.[/quote]

Natiral hair color doesnt matter…

You cant turn me off Chyna. Stop trying.[/quote]

I’m not trying to turn you off Chin-na - I’m testing your principles. [/quote]

I dont have any[/quote]

Evidently they come and go depending on the thread.

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I am sure if you throw her around, and pin her, she will not fight you, an easy win. [/quote]

Id take a loss to Chyna over a win to this chick any day. Working a match with joanie would be epic.

The olympia chick is hot too though.
[/quote]

You have a thing for man-face dude, in case you hadn’t noticed.[/quote]

So? Lol[/quote]

You like that she’s a proud owner of a Clitasaurus, huh?[/quote]

I like that she is a bad ass.

Badassedness is hot.

[/quote]
At one time she just may have been a badass… Now? She’s just sad.[/quote]

If you see it like this, you can never ever hump the pornstar of your dreams because it will always be sad.

Its not that this is not a legitimate way of seeing things, but how constructive is it really.

[/quote]
From my point of view, it’s where she came from, to where she is now.

Her issues with alcohol are well documented.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I am sure if you throw her around, and pin her, she will not fight you, an easy win. [/quote]

Id take a loss to Chyna over a win to this chick any day. Working a match with joanie would be epic.

The olympia chick is hot too though.
[/quote]

You have a thing for man-face dude, in case you hadn’t noticed.[/quote]

So? Lol[/quote]

You like that she’s a proud owner of a Clitasaurus, huh?[/quote]

I like that she is a bad ass.

Badassedness is hot.

[/quote]
At one time she just may have been a badass… Now? She’s just sad.[/quote]

The shit she did shit back in the day is seriously legendary. I remeber her like that. And i bet i could learn a lot from her.

Fir real…no chyna…then triple H doesnt seem as cool. DX fails and WCW wins Monday night rating wars…wwe out of business.

There isnt anything she can do that would damage her image in my eyes.

All the way bad ass. Forever.

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If you had the money…are you people telling me you people would NOT choose to fuck the women your faping away to day after day…

really? Money can be saved/made again…experience stay with you forever…and be a bas ass story at the bar.

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[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]ChongLordUno wrote:
seriously though, who would pay to bang that lantern jawed freak?[/quote]

Me.
[/quote]

I thought the chin-to-lip ratio was an inviolable rule. Chinna used to be so moon-faced that lycanthropes would spontaneously change into their wolf forms if they passed her in the street.

The only two wrestlers I can think of with manlier jawlines are Maurice Tillet and Sgt. Slaughter.[/quote]

Her black hair saves her.

[/quote]

Most expensive bottle of hair dye ever.[/quote]

Natiral hair color doesnt matter…

You cant turn me off Chyna. Stop trying.[/quote]

I’m not trying to turn you off Chin-na - I’m testing your principles. [/quote]

I dont have any[/quote]

Evidently they come and go depending on the thread. [/quote]

Being fluid is awesome.

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:
You guys are all selling yourselves short. The way I look at it, Chyna should paying ME to fuck HER.[/quote]

You can have DN forever if you leave Joanie to me.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I am sure if you throw her around, and pin her, she will not fight you, an easy win. [/quote]

Id take a loss to Chyna over a win to this chick any day. Working a match with joanie would be epic.

The olympia chick is hot too though.
[/quote]

You have a thing for man-face dude, in case you hadn’t noticed.[/quote]

So? Lol[/quote]

You like that she’s a proud owner of a Clitasaurus, huh?[/quote]

I like that she is a bad ass.

Badassedness is hot.

[/quote]
At one time she just may have been a badass… Now? She’s just sad.[/quote]

If you see it like this, you can never ever hump the pornstar of your dreams because it will always be sad.

Its not that this is not a legitimate way of seeing things, but how constructive is it really.

[/quote]
From my point of view, it’s where she came from, to where she is now.

Her issues with alcohol are well documented.[/quote]

You are assuming that she did not have those issues when you still wanted to bone her.

That is highly unlikely.