I didn’t check out any Louis CK stuff for the longest time because I figured he’d be a black comedian making jokes I wouldn’t get.
That may sound nuts but I’m in Asia and a lot of pop culture comes to me through the net where you see names but don’t always have faces to put to it.
I’m white and I have a large penis.
Come at me girlz.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
But…why do white people like cheese?
Are they evolved from mice?[/quote]
I’ve hated cheese since I was a little kid. I tolerate it on pizza and egg omelets from time to time.
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
I cannot explain this sir, ever since a child I loved cheese, merican cheese in the beginning then it just snowballed into more exotic and stinky cheeses like Havarti, or a nice Soft Ripened Brie…my favorite.
We don’t smell like cheese however a black friend of mine has always thought us white folk smelled like bologna. He also asked me if I ate fluffernutter to which this white guy does not.
I almost talked in the third person like a black guy!
[/quote]
White folks smell like Bologna when they sweat. Asians smell like rice. What do black people smell like?
To be truly honest, I do notice this along with some other cultural differences.[/quote]
I had sex with a black broad whose pussy tasted like tang…i enjoyed it
[/quote]
Pootie Tang?
[quote]Airtruth wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
I cannot explain this sir, ever since a child I loved cheese, merican cheese in the beginning then it just snowballed into more exotic and stinky cheeses like Havarti, or a nice Soft Ripened Brie…my favorite.
We don’t smell like cheese however a black friend of mine has always thought us white folk smelled like bologna. He also asked me if I ate fluffernutter to which this white guy does not.
I almost talked in the third person like a black guy!
[/quote]
White folks smell like Bologna when they sweat. Asians smell like rice. What do black people smell like?
To be truly honest, I do notice this along with some other cultural differences.[/quote]
I had sex with a black broad whose pussy tasted like tang…i enjoyed it
[/quote]
Pootie Tang?[/quote]
LOL…no the breakfast beverage!
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
But…why do white people like cheese?
Are they evolved from mice?[/quote]
I’ve hated cheese since I was a little kid. I tolerate it on pizza and egg omelets from time to time.[/quote]
You aint white…
WANNABE!
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
But…why do white people like cheese?
Are they evolved from mice?[/quote]
I’ve hated cheese since I was a little kid. I tolerate it on pizza and egg omelets from time to time.[/quote]
I think “dwarf” is its own racial group.
They like mini M&M’s.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
But…why do white people like cheese?
Are they evolved from mice?[/quote]
I’ve hated cheese since I was a little kid. I tolerate it on pizza and egg omelets from time to time.[/quote]
I think “dwarf” is its own racial group.
They like mini M&M’s.[/quote]
ID is filled with milk chocolate. Melts in your mouth…
[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
But…why do white people like cheese?
Are they evolved from mice?[/quote]
I’ve hated cheese since I was a little kid. I tolerate it on pizza and egg omelets from time to time.[/quote]
I think “dwarf” is its own racial group.
They like mini M&M’s.[/quote]
ID is filled with milk chocolate. Melts in your mouth…
[/quote]
It’s a side effect of living in those Keebler trees.
[quote]Nards wrote:
I didn’t check out any Louis CK stuff for the longest time because I figured he’d be a black comedian making jokes I wouldn’t get.[/quote]
Louis CK is Mexican.
But still, he kinda has a point…
[quote]Airtruth wrote:
Pootie Tang?[/quote]
Louis CK wrote and directed Pootie Tang.
What I’m trying to say is, Louis CK is the key to world peace.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
But…why do white people like cheese?
Are they evolved from mice?[/quote]
Honestly, none of us really like cheese. We just act like we do so that other people eat it and make funny faces when they taste it. It has been like the worlds biggest and longest running inside joke.
Now I have to go into hiding for letting that one loose to the other races.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
But…why do white people like cheese?
Are they evolved from mice?[/quote]
Honestly, none of us really like cheese. We just act like we do so that other people eat it and make funny faces when they taste it. It has been like the worlds biggest and longest running inside joke.
Now I have to go into hiding for letting that one loose to the other races.
[/quote]
Well on behalf of the coalition of BBBMF’s I would like to thank you for Sharp Cheddar on my Burgers.
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
I cannot explain this sir, ever since a child I loved cheese, merican cheese in the beginning then it just snowballed into more exotic and stinky cheeses like Havarti, or a nice Soft Ripened Brie…my favorite.
We don’t smell like cheese however a black friend of mine has always thought us white folk smelled like bologna. He also asked me if I ate fluffernutter to which this white guy does not.
I almost talked in the third person like a black guy!
[/quote]
White folks smell like Bologna when they sweat. Asians smell like rice. What do black people smell like?
To be truly honest, I do notice this along with some other cultural differences.[/quote]
I had sex with a black broad whose pussy tasted like tang…i enjoyed it
[/quote]
[quote]browndisaster wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
But sadly, you guys are all to stuck in your ways.
Interracial food porn.
Get some beans in there and we have a culinary threeway, excusez moi!, a menage a trois on our hands. [/quote]
Come on bro, Im white, I cant handle that much flavor[/quote]
LOL
I can always tell a white person wrote a recipe when it’s got 1/8 or 1/4 tsp of some spice
[/quote]
Not in Texas
Cheese and crackers just goes together, always has and always will.
I bet fluffernutters have a lot of micro nutrients.
I was sweating at the gym. I found myself wondering if I smelled like bologna.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
But…why do white people like cheese?
Are they evolved from mice?[/quote]
Honestly, none of us really like cheese. We just act like we do so that other people eat it and make funny faces when they taste it. It has been like the worlds biggest and longest running inside joke.
Now I have to go into hiding for letting that one loose to the other races.
[/quote]
I cannot believe you just blew up the white mans spot W T F…
[quote]darkhorse1-1 wrote:
I bet fluffernutters have a lot of micro nutrients.
I was sweating at the gym. I found myself wondering if I smelled like bologna. [/quote]
Nope. I’m pretty sure you smell like a jelly fish.
[quote]darkhorse1-1 wrote:
I bet fluffernutters have a lot of micro nutrients.
I was sweating at the gym. I found myself wondering if I smelled like bologna. [/quote]
Lol me too.