I use Brylcreem. Seriously.
It’s cheap and it works (for me).
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Yeah, because a greasy pillow is great.
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[quote]LoRez wrote:
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
I had a buddy named Mario. He was a zoot soot Mexican. He put lotion in his hair instead of gel or mousse.
It was glorious, every day.
I use lotion in my hair now, and have been for the last 5 years. It matters.[/quote]
… what kind of lotion? (Serious question if yours was a serious answer.)[/quote]
I use Curel Ultra Healing now, but I’ve used all kinds in the past, including an aloe based lotion before.
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
I had a buddy named Mario. He was a zoot soot Mexican. He put lotion in his hair instead of gel or mousse.
It was glorious, every day.
I use lotion in my hair now, and have been for the last 5 years. It matters.[/quote]
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Ha!
What you guys need is Japanese Camellia Oil.
This is from the seed of the green tea plant, the seed is pressed producing the oil.
Some characteristics about it…
It has zero protein which means it leaves no residue.
It is the most moisturizing oil in the world.
Has no smell.
You can cook with it.
You can eat it raw.
It absorbs within 10 seconds.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
What you guys need is Japanese Camellia Oil.
This is from the seed of the green tea plant, the seed is pressed producing the oil.
Some characteristics about it…
It has zero protein which means it leaves no residue.
It is the most moisturizing oil in the world.
Has no smell.
You can cook with it.
You can eat it raw.
It absorbs within 10 seconds.[/quote]
Absorbs within 10 seconds?!? Man, I’m going to have to be quick…
Well, so the adds claim.
I love darkhorses threads soooooooo much… I have no words.
[quote]SKELAC wrote:
[quote]harrypotter wrote:
[quote]Karado wrote:
Wow…Thank goodness you caucasians are not breeding as much anymore and are a dying
species in North america now… I call that current trend ‘passive eugenics’.[/quote]
Wait until asians meet black people.
I heard white people are the only thing stopping WW3. /tiphat[/quote]
hmmm…not sure about that.The first two ones were caused by white people.[/quote]
We whiteys have our special cases but putting a black guy in an asian neighbourhood is just asking for trouble.
[quote]Dr.Matt581 wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]harrypotter wrote:
[quote]Karado wrote:
Wow…Thank goodness you caucasians are not breeding as much anymore and are a dying
species in North america now… I call that current trend ‘passive eugenics’.[/quote]
Wait until asians meet black people.
I heard white people are the only thing stopping WW3. /tiphat[/quote]
If Porn can be believed Asians and Black people get along just Giggle fine.
NOW can someone explain this Whole coconut oil think. Is that a new white ointment?
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It is just a hair product popular in the East. My wife uses it. It is a moisturizer and makes her hair really shine.[/quote]
Ahhhhh Thanks DOC.
[quote]harrypotter wrote:
[quote]SKELAC wrote:
[quote]harrypotter wrote:
[quote]Karado wrote:
Wow…Thank goodness you caucasians are not breeding as much anymore and are a dying
species in North america now… I call that current trend ‘passive eugenics’.[/quote]
Wait until asians meet black people.
I heard white people are the only thing stopping WW3. /tiphat[/quote]
hmmm…not sure about that.The first two ones were caused by white people.[/quote]
We whiteys have our special cases but putting a black guy in an asian neighbourhood is just asking for trouble.[/quote]
Is this like a Godzilla thing?
“If Porn can be believed Asians and Black people get along just Giggle fine.”
Isn’t that how Tiger Woods was concieved?
So, what happens if you put coconut oil in someone elses hair then shove them out the door? (no hat of course)
Then you get 1000 angry monkeys attacking this poor guy for messing with their Coconuts,
DO NOT shove him out the door, have him stay for dinner first, then sneak him quietly out the
back door later when the monkeys are asleep.
Cool. Now I know what not to do. I’d hate for a harmless prank to turn into a malicious monkey massacre. That would be macabre.
Yes, and you would implicated as an accomplice to the Monkey mayhem, you don’t
want that. Trust me, I saw “Rise Of The Planet Of Apes” so I know what I’m talking about,
I saw it TWICE so that makes me an expert!
Coconut Oil for everyone! In the privacy of your home, of course.
For some reason I am reminded of this…
[quote]SKELAC wrote:
[quote]harrypotter wrote:
[quote]Karado wrote:
Wow…Thank goodness you caucasians are not breeding as much anymore and are a dying
species in North america now… I call that current trend ‘passive eugenics’.[/quote]
Wait until asians meet black people.
I heard white people are the only thing stopping WW3. /tiphat[/quote]
hmmm…not sure about that.The first two ones were caused by white people.[/quote]
White people bombed Pearl Harbor?
Invaded China/Philipeans/Korea/Vietnam etc? Conducted experiments that would have made Dr. Mengele blush? Conducted massive rape campaigns?
You sure?
[quote]Saint_Ace wrote:
For some reason I am reminded of this…
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I see your Everday Normal Guy and raise you an Average Homeboy.
