We should save up and buy him a cattle prod. It’d be an entertainment investment…wonder if we could get a tax write off?
C’mon, guys. Go easy on Live, will ya.
He’s a hero, and his glasses match very well with the rest of his ensemble shown here.
lol
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
He may be an asshole to you people, but he was good when it counted. He helped an elderly woman and a child.
Who cares about what he does on T-Nation? Its about what he does in the real world.
Good work, Live. [/quote]
i wouldnt say the first person was elderly, she was probaly like 50-60
those people just didnt deserve it. they probaly never did anything wrong in their lives, that 14 year old girl probaly got her bag cause she got straight A’s. i hate those fucking losers who go around stirring shit just because theyre too fucking lazy and retarded to get a job or do anything worthwhile with their time but reciprocate their own shortcomings onto others.
even though those girls probaly did the same thing to other people by now, i know their lives will always be shit.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
SSC wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
StevenF wrote:
you’re still a douchebag.
QFT
It’s funny that posts like these actually make these two posters look like douchebags.
If you don’t like someone, take it to PM or leave the thread alone.
Douchebags.
If you don’t like me, PM me, douchebag.
You’re trying to privatize my douchebaggery while your douchebaggery remains public.
What a douchebag move.
Douchebag.[/quote]
You’re all Douchebags.
But i love you.
And good job live, shoulda robbed some crack though.
[quote]GhorigTheBeefy wrote:
We should save up and buy him a cattle prod. It’d be an entertainment investment…wonder if we could get a tax write off?[/quote]
i woulda cattle prod’d the shit outta all of them lmao.
I think in that situation it probably would have been okay to hit a bitch.
We call your kind “statistics” around here.
[quote]meangenes wrote:
We call your kind “statistics” around here.[/quote]
i dont know what that means.
Crackhead awareness week
http://www.shredordie.com/videos/07248fe866/triflin-toon-vol-2
Make a change by saving your change
I’m just waiting for lft781 to post a thread about getting his arse kicked by some “playa hater”
[quote]eigieinhamr wrote:
I’m just waiting for lft781 to post a thread about getting his arse kicked by some “playa hater”[/quote]
dont hold your breath.
Get a gun.
It makes these encounters much more succinct.
Every time I see this thread still on the first ‘Get A Life’ page, I keep thinking the title should be changed to ‘I’m an hero’.
For the lulz.
[quote]Otep wrote:
Every time I see this thread still on the first ‘Get A Life’ page, I keep thinking the title should be changed to ‘I’m an hero’.
For the lulz.[/quote]
Good thing i havent been on that site for months. Forgot about “an hero” long ago.
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
so today im walking out from work and get ready to cross the street when i see this lady getting robbed. the person takes off into the alley but i know where the alley exits so i cut them off and of course they come out i start chasing her (yeah it ended up being some like crackhead girl) and push her down then she gets up like shes going to do something to me so i grab her by the collar to keep some distance and then judo throw her onto the ground, take the purse back and run it back to the lady. i kept running though and shes like “why you runnin” im like “i dont wanna hit a girl” lol.
so in the midst of the scuffle i lost my glasses (the ones in my avy) and i went home, put away my money and stuff and changed out of my shoes and jacket to go see if i could find my glasses. i decide to walk down a different street cause the last thing i want to deal with is crackheads and of course what do i see but the same fucking group of crackheads trying to rob this like 14 year old asian girl so i go into the pizza place i was next to and tell em to call the cops then i chase after the girl who robbed her,
im like yo u just that fuckin girl blahlbah shes like no i didnt and i said yea, you took her phone, then she goes oh no she still has it and i looked and she did so i thot maybe they didnt get anything from her but the girl yelled at me like 2 seconds later “help me i just got robbed” so me n the little asian girl just followed them while she talked on the phone w/ the cops and im like give me the phoen, i wont rob u but im faster then u incase they try to run. but by the time the cops got there the crackheads scattered - guess it was bad timing to tie my shoe.
i felt bad i didnt do more the second time, i wish they were guys so i could have at least fucked them up. but yea i hope they get caught cause i fucking hate crackheads and junkies. plus what they did was fucked up anyway, trying to fucking jump a 12 year old.[/quote]
lol, you sure showed those rail thing crackhead girls.
God forbid next time its a middleschooler with a sling shot and a bad attitude.
But seriously, well done.
Just some advice, when you retell the story, the girl, was a guy, and he had a knife.
[quote]ahzaz wrote:
Otep wrote:
Every time I see this thread still on the first ‘Get A Life’ page, I keep thinking the title should be changed to ‘I’m an hero’.
For the lulz.
Good thing i havent been on that site for months. Forgot about “an hero” long ago.[/quote]
I have far too much time on my hands to use it all productively. Hence, the learning and usage of new vocabulary that serves to isolate me from people IRL.
The Man-Law is THIS:
Never hit a LADY.
There is no Man-Law against hitting a useless crack-head criminal who happens to be female.
You should have fucked them up anyway.
Cock or vag, a useless crack-head criminal is a useless crack-head criminal.
Good on you, though.
[quote]Westclock wrote:
Just some advice, when you retell the story, the girl, was a guy, and he had a knife.[/quote]
No. Ninja assasins with pet alligators with boots and he had to fight off hordes of giant killer nazi fireants with nothing but a stone and his personality.
[quote]ElbowStrike wrote:
The Man-Law is THIS:
Never hit a LADY.
There is no Man-Law against hitting a useless crack-head criminal who happens to be female.
You should have fucked them up anyway.
Cock or vag, a useless crack-head criminal is a useless crack-head criminal.
Good on you, though.[/quote]
“I’ll NEVER hit a woman… but I’ll shake the SHIT out of her!”
-Chris Rock.
[quote]Otep wrote:
ElbowStrike wrote:
The Man-Law is THIS:
Never hit a LADY.
There is no Man-Law against hitting a useless crack-head criminal who happens to be female.
You should have fucked them up anyway.
Cock or vag, a useless crack-head criminal is a useless crack-head criminal.
Good on you, though.
“I’ll NEVER hit a woman… but I’ll shake the SHIT out of her!”
-Chris Rock.[/quote]
“But ill throw her ass in the street”.
yeah im hoping i can find some high school kids or whatever keying cars so i can smash their faces into the windshield