[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
So… What color were the pills you took before having this… Vision?
true story, swear to god.
sorry bout part of it being hard to read
but the person who said “why are you running” wasnt the lady i gave the purse to, it was the crackhead who’s ass i kicked lol.
but im not a poet, im a superhero.[/quote]
Is it a plane? Is it a comet? No, it’s… Er… GuyWithRetardedGlasses-Man!
you lost me when you said “her…”
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
you lost me when you said “her…” [/quote]
I stopped at so today
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i dont even wear those sunglasses on my face anymore. i wear them in my jacket zipper, like i zipper it down to about my mid chest and hang the glasses over them like you would the front of your shirt or something. its the new look i invented im sure youll see people jocking it soon enough.
plus all i get is compliments on them - especially from girls.[/quote]
Girls are complimenting you on your “fashion sense”?
Yep, you’ve got the ghey.
And a vivid imagination. We’ll call you The Crackwhore Hunter. Just remember, if you ever get impaled with a crack pipe, don’t pull it out 'cause you’ll bleed to death. Wait for the paramedics.
Livefromthe781, where are you livin Jamacia Plain? jeezz, crackheads are runnin wild over there.
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Did you fuck her?
no but i got my sunglasses back SCORE!!![/quote]
You’re always my hero:)
Good job at doing something right for a change. There might be hope for you yet, my boy.
[quote]SSC wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
StevenF wrote:
you’re still a douchebag.
QFT
It’s funny that posts like these actually make these two posters look like douchebags.
If you don’t like someone, take it to PM or leave the thread alone.
Douchebags.[/quote]
If you don’t like me, PM me, douchebag.
You’re trying to privatize my douchebaggery while your douchebaggery remains public.
What a douchebag move.
Douchebag.
The asshattery in this thread is overbearing.
[quote]StevenF wrote:
you’re still a douchebag. [/quote]
much less of one now, though.
[quote]yorik wrote:
… We’ll call you The Crackwhore Hunter. Just remember, if you ever get impaled with a crack pipe, don’t pull it out 'cause you’ll bleed to death. Wait for the paramedics.[/quote]
I am so gonna start calling him ‘The Crackwhore Hunter’.
That’s just an awesome name.
[quote]gutshot wrote:
The asshattery in this thread is overbearing.[/quote]
We fit asshattery and douchebaggery into the same thread.
Good day.
what town did this happen in live? maybe i can go there and be a hero too!
interesting story…but seriously…try and type better; that shit was hard to read. haha
oh and 1980s rapper MC Hammer wants his glasses back, 
I chased a woman today too. She looked at me and that’s something you need permission to do!
[quote]Bran-Tera wrote:
Livefromthe781, where are you livin Jamacia Plain? jeezz, crackheads are runnin wild over there.[/quote]
nah i live in Malden
I like this thread. Continue…
I accidentally walked into the women’s bathroom today at my school’s library. I stopped right in the middle of the bathroom and said out loud to myself, “Where are the fuckin’ urinals?”
I heard a flush, looked over to my right and saw a young lady walking out of one of the stalls.
She looked at me like I was a fuckin’ martian or some shit, I still didn’t realize that I was in the women’s bathroom. I gave her a really puzzled look
Then, she started laughing. That’s when I knew I was in the wrong place. I shouted “Oh my god!” then turned around and ran out of there. I could still hear her laughing after I left.
I should have stuck it in her pooper…
You should have hog-tied Ms. 781. Adds entertainment and she can’t go anywhere until the cops arrive… just an idea.
[quote]JGerman wrote:
You should have hog-tied Ms. 781. Adds entertainment and she can’t go anywhere until the cops arrive… just an idea.
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she had her crackhead compadres with her and i was fearful for my life lol plus i didnt want to start beating up girls, drug addict losers or not. i mean pushing them face first into the sidewalk and throwing them into the street are…different.
He may be an asshole to you people, but he was good when it counted. He helped an elderly woman and a child.
Who cares about what he does on T-Nation? Its about what he does in the real world.
Good work, Live.
[quote]skaz05 wrote:
I should have stuck it in her pooper…[/quote]
Another pooper-sticking opportunity missed…such shame.