I'm A Black Guy

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]harrypotter wrote:
ProfessorX, just a moment of your time please.

When it has snowed, do you get into more near-misses whilst crossing the road or walking down the sidewalk?

Same question any other black folks on here.[/quote]

Ridiculous. I live in Texas. WTF is this “snow” you speak of…and do white girls like it?[/quote]

White girls LOVE it…[/quote]

I thought white girls were snow

[quote]Airtruth wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]harrypotter wrote:
ProfessorX, just a moment of your time please.

When it has snowed, do you get into more near-misses whilst crossing the road or walking down the sidewalk?

Same question any other black folks on here.[/quote]

Ridiculous. I live in Texas. WTF is this “snow” you speak of…and do white girls like it?[/quote]

White girls LOVE it…[/quote]

I thought white girls were snow
[/quote]

They are vanilla snow.

He clearly doesnt know anything about white girls.

He prefers steak to chicken…WTF?

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
I rub palm oil on my BBC just before penetration…

[/quote]

This is the answer to the question “What would Frank Yang do?” (WWFYD)

[quote]flipcollar wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
I rub palm oil on my BBC just before penetration…

[/quote]

This is the answer to the question “What would Frank Yang do?” (WWFYD)[/quote]

LOL! BBC… yep!

[quote]Airtruth wrote:
I’m a black guy I put cocoa butter on my elbows

At the supermarket[/quote]

Dude, I keep lotion manufacturers in business. My fucking feet look great!

[quote]Airtruth wrote:
I’m a black guy I put cocoa butter on my elbows

At the supermarket[/quote]

LMFAO!!! Brilliant!

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
Top 5 MCs of All-Time

  1. Tupac
  2. Nas
  3. Biggie Smalls
  4. Rakim*
  5. Jay-Z
  • Or replace with KRS-1, Ice Cube, most members of Wu-Tang Clan, Big L and yes, even Eminem (but this is a black thread so why?)

Best Hip-Hop Albums of All-Time

  1. Illmatic (Nas)
  2. The Chronic (Dr. Dre)
  3. Ready to Die (Biggie)
  4. Enter the Wu-Tang (Wu-Tang Clan)
  5. Me Against the World (Tupac)[/quote]

What about my man, Dark MAN X??

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
Top 5 MCs of All-Time

  1. Tupac
  2. Nas
  3. Biggie Smalls
  4. Rakim*
  5. Jay-Z
  • Or replace with KRS-1, Ice Cube, most members of Wu-Tang Clan, Big L and yes, even Eminem (but this is a black thread so why?)

Best Hip-Hop Albums of All-Time

  1. Illmatic (Nas)
  2. The Chronic (Dr. Dre)
  3. Ready to Die (Biggie)
  4. Enter the Wu-Tang (Wu-Tang Clan)
  5. Me Against the World (Tupac)[/quote]

What about my man, Dark MAN X??

[/quote]

And Tech N9ne…

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Airtruth wrote:
I’m a black guy I put cocoa butter on my elbows

At the supermarket[/quote]

Dude, I keep lotion manufacturers in business. My fucking feet look great!

[/quote]

Suagr and olice oil scrub

You will never buy lotion again after using it

[quote]therajraj wrote:
He prefers steak to chicken…WTF?[/quote]

When I’m at the Shop my peoples question if he’s really black

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
Top 5 MCs of All-Time

  1. Tupac
  2. Nas
  3. Biggie Smalls
  4. Rakim*
  5. Jay-Z
  • Or replace with KRS-1, Ice Cube, most members of Wu-Tang Clan, Big L and yes, even Eminem (but this is a black thread so why?)

Best Hip-Hop Albums of All-Time

  1. Illmatic (Nas)
  2. The Chronic (Dr. Dre)
  3. Ready to Die (Biggie)
  4. Enter the Wu-Tang (Wu-Tang Clan)
  5. Me Against the World (Tupac)[/quote]

What about my man, Dark MAN X??

[/quote]

And Tech N9ne…

[/quote]

Prof is more of a Brian Mcknight kinda dude though so a hip jop discussion doesnt make sense.

I stole his ipod once and thought it was 97 again…all those R and B groups.

He had some Dru Hill songs id never heard.

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Airtruth wrote:
I’m a black guy I put cocoa butter on my elbows

At the supermarket[/quote]

LMFAO!!! Brilliant!
[/quote]

Cheap black guys have to be creative

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

He had some Dru Hill songs id never heard.[/quote]

Wait…so “Blonde and Kinda Gay”, “The thong Song super remix in an effort to hold onto 15min of fame”, and 'Oops, where did my band go?" weren’t on the original album?

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

Prof is more of a Brian Mcknight kinda dude though so a hip jop discussion doesnt make sense.

I stole his ipod once and thought it was 97 again…all those R and B groups.

He had some Dru Hill songs id never heard.[/quote]

Damn, RnB from the 90s was the shit. I’ve recently been listening to Kc and Jojo, Genuwine and Boyz2men.

Why don’t they make music like that any more? :frowning:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

He had some Dru Hill songs id never heard.[/quote]

Wait…so “Blonde and Kinda Gay”, “The thong Song super remix in an effort to hold onto 15min of fame”, and 'Oops, where did my band go?" weren’t on the original album?[/quote]

Mwahahahaha!!!

Damn, you’re going hard on Sisqo, man! LMFAO!!

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

He had some Dru Hill songs id never heard.[/quote]

Wait…so “Blonde and Kinda Gay”, “The thong Song super remix in an effort to hold onto 15min of fame”, and 'Oops, where did my band go?" weren’t on the original album?[/quote]

You forgot the platinum hit 'The Original Chris Brown

They were on the greatest hits $9.95, $19.95 for download

what’s your favorite preworkout? crack and watermelon?

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

Prof is more of a Brian Mcknight kinda dude though so a hip jop discussion doesnt make sense.

I stole his ipod once and thought it was 97 again…all those R and B groups.

He had some Dru Hill songs id never heard.[/quote]

Damn, RnB from the 90s was the shit. I’ve recently been listening to Kc and Jojo, Genuwine and Boyz2men.

Why don’t they make music like that any more? :frowning:
[/quote]

Because the quality of Crack is just not what it use to be :slight_smile:

It’s hard to stay up all night writing songs when all you have is cola and a pencil

[quote]browndisaster wrote:
what’s your favorite preworkout? crack and watermelon?[/quote]

That shyt would be AWESOME you would be training like the Five Deadly Venoms!