Illuminati Influence

To all the conspiracy theorists out there, how much influence do you think the Illuminati or others have on the upcoming election?

No idea, illuminate us.

[quote]Ultimate Badass wrote:
To all the conspiracy theorists out there, how much influence do you think the Illuminati or others have on the upcoming election?[/quote]

No election is taking place at all.

Do you think that the Illuminati would take a chance on an outcome they didn’t want? They haven’t taken any chances since old man Kennedy talked 'em into letting his son be their ‘go-fer’ boy and he went off the rails. Old Joe was lucky to escape with his life on that one.

I can’t keep up anymore…

Is it the Illuminati, Zionists, Free-masons, or the Lizard People running things?

[quote]Sloth wrote:
I can’t keep up anymore…

Is it the Illuminati, Zionists, Free-masons, or the Lizard People running things?
[/quote]

I don’t know man, seems to me it’s been crab people the last few years.

[quote]Sloth wrote:
I can’t keep up anymore…

Is it the Illuminati, Zionists, Free-masons, or the Lizard People running things?
[/quote]

Davos Man — I made a thread about it — the 6000 people or so who run things.

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Sloth wrote:
I can’t keep up anymore…

Is it the Illuminati, Zionists, Free-masons, or the Lizard People running things?

Davos Man — I made a thread about it — the 6000 people or so who run things.

[/quote]

I’ll have to look that thread up.

I enjoy the conspiracy theories like I enjoyed the Matrix. Always gives me something to think about.

[quote]zephead4747 wrote:
Sloth wrote:
I can’t keep up anymore…

Is it the Illuminati, Zionists, Free-masons, or the Lizard People running things?

I don’t know man, seems to me it’s been crab people the last few years.[/quote]

My personal army ousted them a long time ago.

Anon is in control now.

Never forgive. Never forget. We are legion.

The South will rise again…j/k

[quote]Sloth wrote:
I can’t keep up anymore…

Is it the Illuminati, Zionists, Free-masons, or the Lizard People running things?
[/quote]

Yes

[quote]Beowolf wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
Sloth wrote:
I can’t keep up anymore…

Is it the Illuminati, Zionists, Free-masons, or the Lizard People running things?

I don’t know man, seems to me it’s been crab people the last few years.

My personal army ousted them a long time ago.

Anon is in control now.

Never forgive. Never forget. We are legion.[/quote]

I thought it was “Bob”

It is irrelevant.

Cthulhu will return and plunge the world into a nightmare realm

The Illuminati have nothing over the Eldar Gods… and cockroaches.

What about the Maitreya and Project Blue Beam? Google that if ya love conspiracy theories.

[quote]Gkhan wrote:
What about the Maitreya and Project Blue Beam? Google that if ya love conspiracy theories.[/quote]

Good shit.

Project Blue Beam
When the project is activated, a “messiah” will appear in every country, representing that country’s biggest religion - thus Muslims will see Muhammad while Christians will see Christ, and so on. These holograms will all talk in different languages before finally merging with each other, explaining that the old religions were the cause of all evil on earth because they were mistranslated. After this event, the one messiah will declare the new Golden Age, thus establishing the New World Order.

La-le-lu-li-lo