[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
I do smell good! And Polo does smell even more like a girl than I do.
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it’s tough to get the smell off when you’re knee deep in poon and go to strip clubs with your girlfriend for your anniversary…
EDIT: FTR Yes that was a thinly veiled brag 
I’m such a hypocrit [/quote]
Didn’t you use that same excuse for the glitter, make-up, and vaseline that was found on you? =)
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Yes. And…?
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
arab bitches
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Middle Eastern Poontang[/quote]
Everywhere you talk about this… i’m guna follow you until you actually tap some!
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
arab bitches
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Middle Eastern Poontang[/quote]
Yeah, yeah, so you keep on telling us.
Well go get her, Ct!
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
arab bitches
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Middle Eastern Poontang[/quote]
Yeah, yeah, so you keep on telling us.
Well go get her, Ct!
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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’ll bet Andrew_Live will eventually be the death of this thread.[/quote]
Damn 
Well…I’ll bet thats not you in your avi
I bet that once Celtics in ungrounded and his mom lets him back on the computer he will start posting again.
I bet iron dwarf can’t read.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’ll bet WestCoast7 uses a mixed grip when fapping.[/quote]
Best compliment I’ve received all week, subtly drawing attention to the girth of my manhood.[/quote]
No, no… mixed grip only works on a shaft of some length.
You’ve got the girth of a Sharpie. [/quote]
I call it the pool cue.
You were close regarding your guess on me ID,
But for me, every day is Friday.
<--------Appreciates OG giving me the shout out. And is asking Rockula to put a hex on teh Dwarf for forgetting me. And yes, I’d go Viking all over OG’s ass!
I’ll bet…
-Clip11 will see the inside of a penitentiary within the next 5 years…
-Iron Dwarf has made some ridiculously explicit graphics for his own personal amusement…
-A good number of “veteran” posters here with no pics look like they’ve barely touched a weight in real life…
-The mods burst out laughing at some of the posts they have to delete…
-Actively monitoring how many “hub views” they get is an actual source of pride to some of the female posters…
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
No one has mentioned the jasons or nightmare on elm streets.[/quote]
Wrong thread, DD.
I’ll bet DoubleDuce sent his tax forms to his girlfriend, and his love letter to the IRS.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
i bet irondwarf can’t read.[/quote]
Wrong thread, DD.
I’ll bet DoubleDuce sent his tax forms to his girlfriend, and his love letter to the IRS.
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What are you talking about?
Damn this is what I get for using the back button to post.
And I have no idea what that is supposed to mean about me, but i did receive an interesting personal call from a very nice lady with the IRS.
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
i bet irondwarf can’t read.[/quote]
Wrong thread, DD.
I’ll bet DoubleDuce sent his tax forms to his girlfriend, and his love letter to the IRS.
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And I have no idea what that is supposed to mean about me, but i did receive an interesting personal call from a very nice lady with the IRS.[/quote]
LOL!!!
I don’t carry a Hello Kitty lunch box. I’m more of a Thundercats girl.
True story, first day of law school, this chick Victoria shows up with a Barbie lunch box. She carried it unironically. It would’ve been completely “Legally Blonde” if she were even minimally competent, but she was an utter moron. She ended up working at the DA’s office and called herself the “Victerminator,” until her incompetence basically got her DA kicked out of office. Last I heard she’d married well and moved out of state.
As for monitoring hub views, I have a buddy on here who monitors my views for me, and lets me know when they are getting too low (lower than his views), so I can post racy pics or open my hub to be viewable by all. Lord knows I need to keep my numbers up.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
I’ll bet Iron Dwarf is 6’-5" and can’t stay in the lines with crayons!
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I don’t know about the first part but I’ll x Eleven Billionty on the second
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Start making outrageous claims like I invented the question mark (bonus points for knowing where that comes from)? [/quote]
“…My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy…”
Austin Powers via Dr. Evil. Give me my bonus points, clown!
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
I’ll bet Iron Dwarf is 6’-5" and can’t stay in the lines with crayons!
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I don’t know about the first part but I’ll x Eleven Billionty on the second
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Start making outrageous claims like I invented the question mark (bonus points for knowing where that comes from)? [/quote]
“…My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy…”
Austin Powers via Dr. Evil. Give me my bonus points, clown![/quote]
<hands coolnate 2 bonus points>
Now those will be redeemable for internet points. 500 Bonus points will let you trade up to 1 internets.
V
Sweet. How many internets points is the blow up doll?
I can’t do it.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
I’ll bet…
-Iron Dwarf has made some ridiculously explicit graphics for his own personal amusement…
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Oh gosh… this is true when I was a teen!
I’ve thought this for a long time. But admittedly some of the people I never expected to be built actually ARE (and sometimes quite well) when I look at their profile pics.
[quote]-The mods burst out laughing at some of the posts they have to delete…
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I probably blushed a couple of times when notified of some stupid or not-well-thought-out thread or post of my own.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
arab bitches
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Middle Eastern Poontang[/quote]
Yeah, yeah, so you keep on telling us.
Well go get her, Ct!
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I’m trying…but ya know being small and white doesnt help.