If You Get Engaged with a Gun Instead of a Ring

[quote]theBeth wrote:
I had a jeep for 10 years. 2000 cherokee. my baby. sold it last year and bought a subaru. [/quote]

there you go - your love life will improve greatly if you buy a new JK, lift it about 6" and put on 36" tires, and buy a boat. nothin fancy, but more than a dinghy.

you are very welcome.

Next?

[quote]theBeth wrote:
bought a subaru. [/quote]

You became a lesbian?

james

[quote]atypical1 wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
bought a subaru. [/quote]

You became a lesbian?

james[/quote]

I’m not sure. So I put NRA stickers on it. It’s also the preferred vehicle of the national ski patrol. And I snowboard and ski so that counts.

i think i may be a lesbian. I have all the tendencies of lesbianism.

[quote]atypical1 wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
bought a subaru. [/quote]

You became a lesbian?

james[/quote]

She was when she bought it. Sounds like it is time to trade it in.

[quote]Testy1 wrote:
She was when she bought it. Sounds like it is time to trade it in.
[/quote]

It was just a phase.

It’s an outback not a forester. The trunk is big enough to fit all my junk. It’s not quite a lesmozine.

^nice junk in the trunk…

[quote]theBeth wrote:
It’s an outback not a forester. The trunk is big enough to fit all my junk. It’s not quite a lesmozine.[/quote]

You know, I pulled up both pics of both cars and for the life of me…

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]atypical1 wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
bought a subaru. [/quote]

You became a lesbian?

james[/quote]

LOL

It’s true. The Subaru Forester – the Dykemobile.[/quote]

Subarus have more balls than one gives them credit for. That said, as the song goes, even the most hard core dykes use cock shaped sex toys.

I like penis.

That is all.

[quote]theBeth wrote:
I like penis.

That is all.[/quote]

have we all got a deal for you, Bethie dear~

out of curiosity, what color was the jeep?

We had a conversation the other day where 95% of the time you see a yellow jeep- it’s a lesbo. The other 5% is just some lame dude

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]sen say wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
I’m selling my motorcycle instead. so I can recoop the money I spent on his M1A.[/quote]

OK…i can see this isn’t going away…wtf is an M1A ???[/quote]

this badassery[/quote]

That is sexy as hell. [/quote]

I think it goes without saying at this point that anything Beth does is sexy. Workout hard with weights, rock climb, shoot, ride motorcycles. Yep. Also, Beth, don’t sell your motorcycle! I can’t imagine life without mine…

[quote]Aragorn wrote:
Also, Beth, don’t sell your motorcycle! I can’t imagine life without mine…[/quote]

That’s good advice right there. No way would I ever want to be bikeless.

james

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:
And I’m going to Newfoundland![/quote]

Before Japan???

WTF?

;-)[/quote]
Lol