To become invisible whenever I want to.
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
TCMbuna wrote:
To be able to seduce any woman and make her orgasm every 10th stroke with each orgasm per session increasing in intensity till she lost her mind.
So Super Ability = Seduce Any Woman/Control Them through Multiple Mind Blowing Orgasms
Yes the pervert in me wins most the time
but … but… then women would only date you for your sexual ability!!! Not for the goodness of your soul, your great personality.
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Oh, such noble thoughts! Such valued morals!
K, now cut off the BS and send me some Pics 
[quote]Der Candy wrote:
If you could have superpowers what would they be? Would you be a villain or a hero?
I would have advanced telekinesis that would operate on a near molecular level. The telekinesis would allow me to move, levitate, and manipulate matter by using my thoughts, create defensive shields by focusing my telekinetic energies around myself and others, and channel my psychic powers into explosive psionic force blasts.
I would be able to phase through solid matter by mentally shifting the object’s molecules around myself as I move forward. My mental motor skills would be so acute that I would mentally manipulate dust particles and water vapor to refract lightwaves and create holograms.
I would be able to use my telekinesis to transport myself into other dimensions by mentally bending the dimensional barriers that separate one reality from another.
The telekinesis would also give me more rudimentary skills such as superhuman speed and endurance via accelerating the removal of toxins and acids as well as the actual movement of the muscle fibers and limbs themselves.
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hahahahahhahahahahahahaha what a stupid thread
my superpower would be being able to discorporate and fly around super smooth
To change myself into anything I wanted to. Like Proteus from X-Men.
I’d like to shapeshift into any animal form.
I would prefer being a villian.
The power to stop time. Think about it.
[quote]Big Aristotle wrote:
The power to stop time. Think about it. [/quote]
if you could stop time…any force would be infinite. so if you touched something, your body would probably explode. Force = mass x acceleration.
Why doesn’t the flash’s fist break when he punches someone at super speed?
[quote]roybot wrote:
baretta wrote:
Be indestructible. Like get hit with an atomic bomb and walk away indestructible.
First you get the power…then you get the money…
So what if the planet blows up and you float in space for a 10 billion years or so, you’re bound to land on some inhabited plant with hot alien chicks with 10 vaginas at some point.
Except you’re just as likely to land on a prison planet that holds the horniest, sex-starved, most notorious intergalactic criminals. Still, at least you’ll have an indestructible ass…
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Sounds like you’ve thought about it more than i have…
To freeze time. It renders all other powers irrelevant. There was a show about this once where the people could freeze time by touching the tips of their own index fingers together, then unfreezing by doing the same again. I believe they could also release frozen people by tapping them.
To be honest, I would probably spend the first couple weeks with this power by going into girl’s locker rooms and getting a good look.
Think how much more efficient you could be with your time, too. You could freeze time, pass out for 10-12 hours, then unfreeze time and get some shit done without missing a beat.
Also, if you were ever getting sleepy at work, you could freeze time, take a nap, then get back to your shit.
Got a report due soon, but can’t possibly finish it on time? Freeze the shit out of time, work on your report, take a nap, whack off, and turn it in on time.
[quote]Big Aristotle wrote:
The power to stop time. Think about it. [/quote]
Didn’t see this before I posted. Agree 100%.
[quote]indiladhar wrote:
id want the ability to be able to steal other persons abilities indefinately.[/quote]
i was going to say that
and Sylar kicks ass
[quote]eic wrote:
To freeze time. It renders all other powers irrelevant. There was a show about this once where the people could freeze time by touching the tips of their own index fingers together, then unfreezing by doing the same again. I believe they could also release frozen people by tapping them.
To be honest, I would probably spend the first couple weeks with this power by going into girl’s locker rooms and getting a good look.
Think how much more efficient you could be with your time, too. You could freeze time, pass out for 10-12 hours, then unfreeze time and get some shit done without missing a beat.
Also, if you were ever getting sleepy at work, you could freeze time, take a nap, then get back to your shit.
Got a report due soon, but can’t possibly finish it on time? Freeze the shit out of time, work on your report, take a nap, whack off, and turn it in on time. [/quote]
ru a geek who likes writing papers? cause if u could freeze time why wouldnt you just go to the damn teachers room steal an old report, change it around and save yourself that time! or better yet…screw school, freeze time, go into a bank, take all the cash, go home and now your rich! but who needs money when you can freeze time…ive had many dreams about freezing time…walking the streets of new york, killing the bad guys while theyre frozen in time and taking all the beautiful women and placing them in one giant room thats locked with me in the middle!!! the only problem with this power is do you age when time is frozen? if so then shitty deal!
[quote]eic wrote:
To freeze time. It renders all other powers irrelevant. There was a show about this once where the people could freeze time by touching the tips of their own index fingers together, then unfreezing by doing the same again. I believe they could also release frozen people by tapping them.
To be honest, I would probably spend the first couple weeks with this power by going into girl’s locker rooms and getting a good look.
Think how much more efficient you could be with your time, too. You could freeze time, pass out for 10-12 hours, then unfreeze time and get some shit done without missing a beat.
Also, if you were ever getting sleepy at work, you could freeze time, take a nap, then get back to your shit.
Got a report due soon, but can’t possibly finish it on time? Freeze the shit out of time, work on your report, take a nap, whack off, and turn it in on time. [/quote]
Freezing time would be cool, but I’d rather have the ability to totally and completely manipulate time. Meaning I could stop, slow down, rewind, or fastforward time.
Want to see an important historical event? Just travel to that place (because even if time is frozen you still have to be in the right place to experience the event) and then rewind time until you get to that event.
Want to know the winning powerball numbers for the 200+ million dollar jackpot? Fastforward time, find out, then go back and buy a ticket with those numbers.
The problems with this power would of course be dependent on what model of time you were operating under though. Someone brought up the question about aging, another might be whether you believe that time occurs in a linear fashion, etc…
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Beast27195 wrote:
I’d want the powers of Superman and Hulk, the healing and sensory abilities of Wolverine, and the agility of Deadpool. Perfect. I’d be a doer of good.
I’d much rather have Hulk’s healing abilities. I think he was dumped into outer space and his body created its own oxygen.
Up yours, Wolverine!! Punk bitch.
Also, give me Captain America’s fighting abilities and dexterity/agility instead of Wolvie and deadpool’s abilities.[/quote]
If we’re talking about agility, I’d take Spidey’s if I could have anyone’s.
Proof that God exists is that I don’t have superpowers.
[quote]Tithonus81 wrote:
G87 wrote:
Immortality. Anything else can be attained through that.
Think long and hard about that one. The human mind has a very hard time grasping geological time scales. Your “gift” would allow you to:
- Watch all those you loved wither away and die.
- Watch as humanity evolves (or de-evolves) past you.
- Be really really bored. Don’t believe me? Try to live for 200 years. Let alone 200 million.
- Never die. Agnostic? Atheist? I think even the most die hard atheist’s psyche has a twang of curiosity about the possibility that some form of consciousness survives death. After a couple hundred years that voice in your head is going to get real loud.[/quote]
I guess that’s true. On the other hand, if I don’t go batshit loco insane, I would be able to transcend all human limitations and understand life and the universe, as well as myself, on a ridiculously deep level. You have to understand that the reason for my desired power is a curiosity in my own inner world, not the world outside.
Repair Man man man man man… Thats it
I’m going to have to say that I would love the ability to hear peoples thoughts…To be able to hear the demon, or angel within. It would allow you to see a person stripped clean of the masks they wear during their day to day life. So enlightening.
[quote]baretta wrote:
Big Aristotle wrote:
The power to stop time. Think about it.
if you could stop time…any force would be infinite. so if you touched something, your body would probably explode. Force = mass x acceleration.
Why doesn’t the flash’s fist break when he punches someone at super speed?[/quote]
idk, inertia?
oh wait no
cause its a comic book
[quote]duddy14 wrote:
I’m going to have to say that I would love the ability to hear peoples thoughts…To be able to hear the demon, or angel within. It would allow you to see a person stripped clean of the masks they wear during their day to day life. So enlightening.[/quote]
so gay
just have mind control
who gives a shit what they think if what they think doesnt benefit you?
plus if youre good at reading body language, facial expressions, social cues, etc you can see what someone is really thinking regardless of what they tell you. it isnt a super power.