[quote]CBar29 wrote:
I want to have the force. I mean, what cant a jedi do?[/quote]
have sex
[quote]CBar29 wrote:
I want to have the force. I mean, what cant a jedi do?[/quote]
have sex
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Vash wrote:
Fuck that noise.
Probability manipulation; perfect luck.
I’d inevitably win the lottery [money], be elected to public office [power, more money, complete abandonment of ethics], and finally stumble across someone with the power to create powers in others [I would of course pick immortality of the Savage Dragon variety].
Or the ability to activate the pleasure receptors in the brains of others. I’d be walking around town, and everyone would be too busy getting off to notice me robbing the bank.
If Vash had the pleasure receptor thing… I would let him keep that unmodified and unadulterated
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Ummmm . . . adultery is kinda the point . . .
I would manipulate atoms like Dr. Manhattan so I could study while having sex.
a combo of wolverine with colossus’s strength and body armor…now that would be bad ass!
maybe i am taking this to seriously
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Jeeez. Nobody got the joke?
T Nation Biotest Store [/quote]
Maybe you should go with super-humor. Everyone gets super-humor.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Seriously though, I’d probably want a crazy healing factor. You’d have no lingering injuries, likely instant recovery and adaptation from workouts enabling you to get super strong, long life span without necessarily living forever.
Telekinesis would be my second choice.[/quote]
What are you talking about? You already have a super-strong cybernetic body with life support systems that keep you alive essentially forever.
AND telekinesis, via the Force.
You… are… Darth Vader,
… aren’t you?
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Whatever power God has. I’d be unstoppable.[/quote]
Not bad. But that would only work if the people believed in you. Otherwise, you’d just be heresy. 
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Superpowers don’t work like that. You get one power, that’s it. So, do you want telekinesis, do you want to be able to phase through solid matter, do you want acute mental motor skills? See what I’m getting at? You can’t twist around one power to make it act as multiple powers. This is Super Hero 101 stuff, Candy.
As for me, I want to be able to see through clothing.
DB
My SUPER POWER would be the ability to modify other people’s super power.
so DB could only see through the clothes of fat people.
I suppose this would make me a villainesssssssss
Celeste
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That would be wrong on so many levels and I think against some kind of superhero law.
DB
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Superpowers don’t work like that. You get one power, that’s it. So, do you want telekinesis, do you want to be able to phase through solid matter, do you want acute mental motor skills? See what I’m getting at? You can’t twist around one power to make it act as multiple powers. This is Super Hero 101 stuff, Candy.
As for me, I want to be able to see through clothing.
DB
My SUPER POWER would be the ability to modify other people’s super power.
so DB could only see through the clothes of fat people.
I suppose this would make me a villainesssssssss
Celeste
That would be wrong on so many levels and I think against some kind of superhero law.
DB[/quote]
I think superheros are above the law, but they have a “code” and I think you are right.
I still get to keep my “modify powers” power though.
okay you get to keep your powers unmodified … for now!
ooohhh maybe as a super villainess I can like blackmail or charge “modification” protection
Celeste
[quote]That One Guy wrote:
To have a ridiculously magnetic personality. Like ridiculous charisma. Ridiculous. I’m pretty sure that’s the only power I’d need to rule the world and I can’t see a downside to it, or any shortcomings really for that matter.[/quote]
I think yours and October Girl’s powers would be the ones I’d be curious to see what kind of effect they’d have in real life.
How far could you go in life and what could you get (aside from the obvious sex orgy jokes) if you could charm anyone you meet to get what you want?
As for OG’s power, I’d like to see what kind of (twisted) imagination one could come up with to tweak someone’s power and give it that extra kick or ironic twist.
Needless to say, I’d be treating OG like every day was Valentine’s Day to stay on her good side. 
[quote]Tech9 wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
To have a ridiculously magnetic personality. Like ridiculous charisma. Ridiculous. I’m pretty sure that’s the only power I’d need to rule the world and I can’t see a downside to it, or any shortcomings really for that matter.
I think yours and October Girl’s powers would be the ones I’d be curious to see what kind of effect they’d have in real life.
How far could you go in life and what could you get (aside from the obvious sex orgy jokes) if you could charm anyone you meet to get what you want?
As for OG’s power, I’d like to see what kind of (twisted) imagination one could come up with to tweak someone’s power and give it that extra kick or ironic twist.
Needless to say, I’d be treating OG like every day was Valentine’s Day to stay on her good side. ;)[/quote]
that’s all I ask =)
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Superpowers don’t work like that. You get one power, that’s it. So, do you want telekinesis, do you want to be able to phase through solid matter, do you want acute mental motor skills? See what I’m getting at? You can’t twist around one power to make it act as multiple powers. This is Super Hero 101 stuff, Candy.
As for me, I want to be able to see through clothing.
DB
My SUPER POWER would be the ability to modify other people’s super power.
so DB could only see through the clothes of fat people.
I suppose this would make me a villainesssssssss
Celeste
That would be wrong on so many levels and I think against some kind of superhero law.
DB
I think superheros are above the law, but they have a “code” and I think you are right.
I still get to keep my “modify powers” power though.
okay you get to keep your powers unmodified … for now!
ooohhh maybe as a super villainess I can like blackmail or charge “modification” protection
Celeste
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Thanks. I would be so under the radar with my innocuous powers that no one will trifle with me.
DB
I think id want Goku’s powers. that mofo can fly, shoot crazy ass energy blasts, has instant translocation, and hell hes pretty much indestructible.
Valor
The power to have any power I want.
Yeah, suck on that.
Be indestructible. Like get hit with an atomic bomb and walk away indestructible.
First you get the power…then you get the money…
So what if the planet blows up and you float in space for a 10 billion years or so, you’re bound to land on some inhabited plant with hot alien chicks with 10 vaginas at some point.
[quote]baretta wrote:
Be indestructible. Like get hit with an atomic bomb and walk away indestructible.
First you get the power…then you get the money…
So what if the planet blows up and you float in space for a 10 billion years or so, you’re bound to land on some inhabited plant with hot alien chicks with 10 vaginas at some point.[/quote]
hahahahahah awesome
Well if I had super powers It would be
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Instaorgie-Morph into pushharder and have an orgie. Instantly.
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Ubercock-20inch cock (for shits and giggles)
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Jailfuckingbait- A power to make jailbaits chicks 18 years old. Instantly.
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Meloveduff-Instant beer. God I love beer.
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Gawdimlazy-Assignments done with distinction questions covered. Instantly.
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Partay!-An instant rave party with hot chicks, laszer shows and lots of booze.
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Youbeminebabeh-Point at any girl and she’ll be begging to fuck her. Instantly.
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ShoopDaWoop!-A combination of the above.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
CBar29 wrote:
I want to have the force. I mean, what cant a jedi do?
have sex[/quote]
ahhh touche, you win.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
CBar29 wrote:
I want to have the force. I mean, what cant a jedi do?
have sex[/quote]
Younglings: Master Yoda…where do younglings come from?
Yoda:(reading newspaper) Whaat!? Oh…er Hmmm…ask Master Kenobi, you must…
I’d want to be able to morph into whatever I wanted to.
Apparently, I have some of this power already, because people say that i’m an asshole, dick, or even a pussy.
I have to learn to control this power…