buy a medium sized house with 2 big MF garages one for a kick arse gym , the other for my cars ,road bikes and dirt bikes . i wouldnt have a garden id have a motocross track OH FUCKIN YES
I would buy all the grape kool aid and corner the market bitchez.
I’d give the ticket to my mother to claim on my behalf. Than I’d quit my job, and get a new one at the Burger King down the street from my ex-wife’s place for minimum wage, part time. I’d than buy an Astin Martin to drive to my job at Burger King. Every day I would commute past her house, and wave while wearing my burger king crown, and uniform in my Astin Martin, on the way to the job that now pays her support money. I’d pay random teenagers 100 bucks a shot to shit on her front steps at night. I’d shower my kids with expensive gifts “from grandma”. I’d buy radio, and t.v. time, and run political style smear adds that she’s a scuz bucket. I’d buy all the grocery stores within 5 miles of her place, and have my employees refuse to serve her. I’d buy the cab company so she couldn’t go elsewhere. I’d buy a great lawyer to spam her with motion to change after motion to change after motion to change, while denying my lottery wealth, and affirming that burger king is the best I can do.
^ Dude I want to meet the woman that fucked you up.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
^ Dude I want to meet the woman that fucked you up. [/quote]
Screw that, I want him to win the lottery!
Also, this has to be filmed, documentary style.
Don’t worry - I’ll pay for that with my lottery winnings.
Massive warehouse gym. But, I’d be like Cartman and only allow two lifters in per day.
[quote]RSGZ wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
^ Dude I want to meet the woman that fucked you up. [/quote]
Screw that, I want him to win the lottery!
Also, this has to be filmed, documentary style.
Don’t worry - I’ll pay for that with my lottery winnings.[/quote]
Damn nobody gets my movie reference. Die hard three with Sam Jackson asks Bruce Willis this.
I’d buy a castle in Scotland and have one of those huge libraries in it with the rolling ladder.
I’d also have a butler that was really smart and knew all sorts of martial arts.
Somehow this situation would get me into all sorts of wacky cool globetrotting adventures.
[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
If I won an insane amount of money from the lottery, I would buy a 757 jet and trick it out like Air Force One. I would then proceed to fly to EVERY party location on the planet. Vegas, Miami, St. Tropez, Amsterdam, Brazil. At each location I would recruit the baddest bitchez who would be contractually obligated to blow me when I snap my fingers. I would have a practicing physician on board for the inevitable alcohol poisoning and dehydration, of course.
This would continue for about a year and a half. After I was satisfied with my Caligula-esque Odyssey I would hire a hitman to shoot my plane down with a SAM I would of course dive out of the plane with a photographer seconds before the missile hit. He would take a picture of the heroics and I would send it out as my Christmas card with the caption “I was to busy being awesome, that’s why I didn’t get you shit!”
Then, I would buy an NFL team and rename them the Titty Mongers. Win the Superbowl within 3years and rub my dick on the Lombardi Trophy.
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This is so right.
I should learn to live a little.
So, let me renounce my previous post:
if I won the lottery, I’d do the same, albeit with a bigger plane.
And I’d off Pootie Tang. Can’t stand copy cats.