[quote]pushharder wrote:
Intermission while Testy figures out a way to convince us he’s a “man of the land” because he drives his BMW through woods and farmland on his way to the office to participate in capitalism “done the right way:”
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Whoa, hold your horses, a BMW is a mighty fine car.
I’d be on board with that.
Barstow is a shithole. Detroit too.
Then cry “havoc” and let slip the Wolves of Barstow!
Actually, maybe wolves in urban areas would be a good idea.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Which brings me to another thought: if wolves are so necessary and desired why not release them into downtown Detroit? Or Barstow?
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Wolves are racist, they only eat white people.
[quote]Airtruth wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Which brings me to another thought: if wolves are so necessary and desired why not release them into downtown Detroit? Or Barstow?
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Wolves are racist, they only eat white people.[/quote]
That’s not racist. That’s having a discriminating palate.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]Airtruth wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Which brings me to another thought: if wolves are so necessary and desired why not release them into downtown Detroit? Or Barstow?
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Wolves are racist, they only eat white people.[/quote]
That’s not racist. That’s having a discriminating palate. [/quote]
If I only ate black people, no way they would call it that.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]Airtruth wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Which brings me to another thought: if wolves are so necessary and desired why not release them into downtown Detroit? Or Barstow?
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Wolves are racist, they only eat white people.[/quote]
That’s not racist. That’s having a discriminating palate. [/quote]
If I only ate black people, no way they would call it that. [/quote]
Well, that escalated rather quickly…
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Actually, maybe wolves in urban areas would be a good idea. [/quote]
I believe you’re right. After all the deer numbers in urban areas have exploded. They’re justifiably not getting hunted so in the interest of a “healthy ecosystem” why not ship in the wolves? And since “dogs kill waaaaaaaaay more humans than wolves do” what do we really have to fear by transplanting wolves to 5th and Elm? Or under the I-95 overpass? Or Chukchansi Park?[/quote]
Have you seen the fatasses that gamble at Chukchansi? The wolves would think they’d gone to pork smorgasbord heaven. And I’m sure the Chukchansi Indians wouldn’t mind if the wolves only ate the broke-ass belagana on their way out of the casino. Wolves and Injuns have what you might call an understanding.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Or under the I-95 overpass? [/quote]
Make it the Beltway and you’ve got a deal.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Or under the I-95 overpass? [/quote]
Make it the Beltway and you’ve got a deal. [/quote]
How about an urban exchange program… 1 Crackhead for every 2 wolves?
[quote]Airtruth wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Or under the I-95 overpass? [/quote]
Make it the Beltway and you’ve got a deal. [/quote]
How about an urban exchange program… 1 Crackhead for every 2 wolves?[/quote]
You have the right spirit but are a lousy negotiator.
10 crackheads for one wolf, 90 for 10, 700 for 100.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Airtruth wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Or under the I-95 overpass? [/quote]
Make it the Beltway and you’ve got a deal. [/quote]
How about an urban exchange program… 1 Crackhead for every 2 wolves?[/quote]
You have the right spirit but are a lousy negotiator.
10 crackheads for one wolf, 90 for 10, 700 for 100. [/quote]
If you can sell that deal Zuckerberg better watch out.
I’m all for farmers and ranchers protecting their property, but actively going out of your way to hunt and kill wolves just makes you giant asshole.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Yeah, the “not in my backyard” ethos seems to be prevalent in a lot of places.
Wolf luvin, healthy ecosystem-ers, especially the kind that like to just “drive through” those ecosystems, are all about placing “all kinds of predators” in other folks’ backyards.
Funny deal.[/quote]
Hey, I agreed to Barstow and Chulchansi, man, what the fuck?
I just suggested the Beltway in hopes that a few dozen wolves would drift into Washington and chow down. Hell, I’ll even douse Feinstein and Boxer with the urine of an elk cow in estrus if that’ll help.
[quote]Airtruth wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Airtruth wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Or under the I-95 overpass? [/quote]
Make it the Beltway and you’ve got a deal. [/quote]
How about an urban exchange program… 1 Crackhead for every 2 wolves?[/quote]
You have the right spirit but are a lousy negotiator.
10 crackheads for one wolf, 90 for 10, 700 for 100. [/quote]
If you can sell that deal Zuckerberg better watch out.
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rare animal against a crackhead?
Give me a crowd of limousine liberals and I have Manhattan wolved up in a heartbeat.
[quote]Aggv wrote:
I’m all for farmers and ranchers protecting their property, but actively going out of your way to hunt and kill wolves just makes you giant asshole. [/quote]
This is T-Nation.
Get the terminology right.
