LMFAO!!!
[quote]Stuntman Mike wrote:
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LOLOL
/thread
[quote]detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.
Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.
Really?
So that’s why I’m inlove with her?
Because she was the first to touch my penis?
Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.
I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.
Go fuck yourself.
lolololololololololol, 8th grade?
Shit I don’t even remember 8th grade, and I’m 20.
Wow, that’s awesome.
So you’re 20 and you feel that you have:
A) balls
and
b) solid principles
but I don’t. Mmk. Cool.
Damn straight.
I’ve never talked about what I’ve done, but I’ll make an exception.
By age 20 I’ve:
Been trained as a Jazz Bass Player
Helped my guitar teacher teach kids
Played in mulitple bands, and recorded on a few Death Metal albums
In my third year at Northeastern University going for an International Business Major with a Minor in Philosophy
Work 30+ hours a week
Going to total elite at 181.
What have you done punk?[/quote]
Your life makes me sad!
[quote]Stuntman Mike wrote:
.[/quote]
That’s professional quality trolling right there.
[quote]Stuntman Mike wrote:
.[/quote]
Hey ! I had those exact same shoulder pads in high school…
fat lady with the mooseknuckle FTW.
[quote]detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.
Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.
Really?
So that’s why I’m inlove with her?
Because she was the first to touch my penis?
Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.
I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.
Go fuck yourself.
lolololololololololol, 8th grade?
Shit I don’t even remember 8th grade, and I’m 20.
Wow, that’s awesome.
So you’re 20 and you feel that you have:
A) balls
and
b) solid principles
but I don’t. Mmk. Cool.
Damn straight.
I’ve never talked about what I’ve done, but I’ll make an exception.
By age 20 I’ve:
Been trained as a Jazz Bass Player
Helped my guitar teacher teach kids
Played in mulitple bands, and recorded on a few Death Metal albums
In my third year at Northeastern University going for an International Business Major with a Minor in Philosophy
Work 30+ hours a week
Going to total elite at 181.
What have you done punk?
Your Mom.
Bwahahahaha.
Shit that reminds me, I’m also living by myself without the aid of my parents since they both are in the process of moving back to Guatemala.
lolwut I mean, durka durka mohammed jihad jihad![/quote]
dude if you are so great why do you spend your time on a forum? You could fit in something else to brag about
[quote]jasmincar wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.
Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.
Really?
So that’s why I’m inlove with her?
Because she was the first to touch my penis?
Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.
I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.
Go fuck yourself.
lolololololololololol, 8th grade?
Shit I don’t even remember 8th grade, and I’m 20.
Wow, that’s awesome.
So you’re 20 and you feel that you have:
A) balls
and
b) solid principles
but I don’t. Mmk. Cool.
Damn straight.
I’ve never talked about what I’ve done, but I’ll make an exception.
By age 20 I’ve:
Been trained as a Jazz Bass Player
Helped my guitar teacher teach kids
Played in mulitple bands, and recorded on a few Death Metal albums
In my third year at Northeastern University going for an International Business Major with a Minor in Philosophy
Work 30+ hours a week
Going to total elite at 181.
What have you done punk?
Your Mom.
Bwahahahaha.
Shit that reminds me, I’m also living by myself without the aid of my parents since they both are in the process of moving back to Guatemala.
lolwut I mean, durka durka mohammed jihad jihad!
dude if you are so great why do you spend your time on a forum? You could fit in something else to brag about[/quote]
Because knowing how to play an instrument, being a college student, holding down a part time job AND living by oneself - all at the same time, no less! - makes one so uniquely awesome that it’s tough to bond with others in the real world.
[quote]austin_bicep wrote:
You don’t even need to say anything everyone knows your slow.[/quote]
I’m sure this was either a typo or an attempt at being ironical.
[quote]anonym wrote:
jasmincar wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.
Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.
Really?
So that’s why I’m inlove with her?
Because she was the first to touch my penis?
Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.
I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.
Go fuck yourself.
lolololololololololol, 8th grade?
Shit I don’t even remember 8th grade, and I’m 20.
Wow, that’s awesome.
So you’re 20 and you feel that you have:
A) balls
and
b) solid principles
but I don’t. Mmk. Cool.
Damn straight.
I’ve never talked about what I’ve done, but I’ll make an exception.
By age 20 I’ve:
Been trained as a Jazz Bass Player
Helped my guitar teacher teach kids
Played in mulitple bands, and recorded on a few Death Metal albums
In my third year at Northeastern University going for an International Business Major with a Minor in Philosophy
Work 30+ hours a week
Going to total elite at 181.
What have you done punk?
Your Mom.
Bwahahahaha.
Shit that reminds me, I’m also living by myself without the aid of my parents since they both are in the process of moving back to Guatemala.
lolwut I mean, durka durka mohammed jihad jihad!
dude if you are so great why do you spend your time on a forum? You could fit in something else to brag about
Because knowing how to play an instrument, being a college student, holding down a part time job AND living by oneself - all at the same time, no less! - makes one so uniquely awesome that it’s tough to bond with others in the real world.[/quote]
Yeah, it ain’t easy being me.
Although I still <3333 you anonym, mmf?
[quote]xb-C wrote:
since we need more shit in here i suppose i will share some of mine.
girl i was dating and i got done at a party once.
shes large, my friends estimate 250+ or so.
anyways believe it or not she had the best tasting fucking pussy ive ever had.
and im picky about pussy, but i love to eat that shit.
anyways i take her panties off, fucking things look like a sheet, i could almost wrap my entire body in them and sleep warm at night. if i needed to make a flag, or a cape shit i could of used them. they would of made a great ghost costume for halloween.
anyways, im eating her pussy slopping my tongue all over her shit. fingering her, hitting the gspot blah blah blah.
slowly but surly i slide my pinkie into her anus, feel around a little. get aquainted, feel some of her poop w/e she looks like, so i keep going, ring finger, middle finger, index finger, then i have my whole hand in there.
and realize the whole time im eating her pussy and fingering her with my other hand.
well you all know that over time it can get juicy and messy. well i have to take a break every so often to wipe my face and hands off. so i clean everything off with my hoddie i wore that night.
eventually everything is just one giant orgasm waiting to happen, i tweak her nipples she juices on me, i nibble her clit she shits in my hand w/e. the lights are out, cant she shit but its going amazing. so i stick my hands and fingers in my mouth and her mouth so we can taste her juices, and w/e.
well apparently i lost recolection of what hands were in her ass and what one was in her pussy/ whatever she passes out. her pussy scent is caked onto my beard and mustaches so im going crazy smelling this shit all night.
wake up the next morning and go home, throw my clothes in the corner of my room.
lapse of 2 weeks i clean my room cause it smells.
i find the hoodie i used to clean my face off with buried under a bunch of clothes.
pick it up, the whole inside is caked with shit and pussy juice. but more shit then anything else. i pretty much fed myself poop. it didnt taste bad.[/quote]
thats just wrong!
[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
And at 5’2"… I bet my genitals are larger than yours.[/quote]
Ever seen a grown man naked, son?
[quote]yusef wrote:
40&Big:
I tried to look at your posts to see if you live in the vatican and have tea with the pope every morning. As a catholic, you know that a fundamental part of the religion is the pope. I can’t figure out why you would live anywhere else, and why your life should have any other elements at all apart from this one dimension, so I’m going to call shenanigans, I think you’re lying.
Even if you don’t live in the vatican, to my understanding it is not far from the states and you might as well pop down on your bike to have tea with him in the morning. About the same distance as egypt to mecca, about a 10 minute walk.
[/quote]
Do you jump to other peoples rescue often? You are like a superhero. A super awesome hero. Maybe you are the William Wallace of T-Nation.
What a guy!
Islam? Christianity? Does ANYONE here have a brain?
Brainwashing FTL!
[quote]detazathoth wrote:
anonym wrote:
jasmincar wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
krazykoukides wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Durka Durka in deed.
Just shows ya how much power the first woman to touch your penis who isnt your pediatrician can have.
Really?
So that’s why I’m inlove with her?
Because she was the first to touch my penis?
Fuck off. All you mother fuckers.
I broke up with the first girl to touch my penis the summer after 8th grade.
Go fuck yourself.
lolololololololololol, 8th grade?
Shit I don’t even remember 8th grade, and I’m 20.
Wow, that’s awesome.
So you’re 20 and you feel that you have:
A) balls
and
b) solid principles
but I don’t. Mmk. Cool.
Damn straight.
I’ve never talked about what I’ve done, but I’ll make an exception.
By age 20 I’ve:
Been trained as a Jazz Bass Player
Helped my guitar teacher teach kids
Played in mulitple bands, and recorded on a few Death Metal albums
In my third year at Northeastern University going for an International Business Major with a Minor in Philosophy
Work 30+ hours a week
Going to total elite at 181.
What have you done punk?
Your Mom.
Bwahahahaha.
Shit that reminds me, I’m also living by myself without the aid of my parents since they both are in the process of moving back to Guatemala.
lolwut I mean, durka durka mohammed jihad jihad!
dude if you are so great why do you spend your time on a forum? You could fit in something else to brag about
Because knowing how to play an instrument, being a college student, holding down a part time job AND living by oneself - all at the same time, no less! - makes one so uniquely awesome that it’s tough to bond with others in the real world.
Yeah, it ain’t easy being me.
Although I still <3333 you anonym, mmf?[/quote]
I can’t say no to you… but only if I’m the ‘M’ in front.
Ahhhhh, the OP must be the kid who emailed me a cryptic message back in September asking me to fuck up a whole bunch of people who posted shit about him.
Anyway, Mr.KKK I have hunted down each and every one of your “aggressors”, their personal lives and family, but they seem to be mostly a bunch of high schoolers who didn’t know when to say when.
One of those who ISN’T a high schooler is actually a white man MARRIED to a sista so i dont want to hurt the dude - alors I will store the information you requested for when/if you return to the site.
I posted here since my replies to the kid’s email have been unheeded. A plus tard, ciao.
[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
Ahhhhh, the OP must be the kid who emailed me a cryptic message back in September asking me to fuck up a whole bunch of people who posted shit about him.
Anyway, Mr.KKK I have hunted down each and every one of your “aggressors”, their personal lives and family, but they seem to be mostly a bunch of high schoolers who didn’t know when to say when.
One of those who ISN’T a high schooler is actually a white man MARRIED to a sista so i dont want to hurt the dude - alors I will store the information you requested for when/if you return to the site.
I posted here since my replies to the kid’s email have been unheeded. A plus tard, ciao.[/quote]
It’s not really that hard to find out who I am, I do put myself out there on the interwebz. Not that serious my man.
[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
Ahhhhh, the OP must be the kid who emailed me a cryptic message back in September asking me to fuck up a whole bunch of people who posted shit about him.
Anyway, Mr.KKK I have hunted down each and every one of your “aggressors”, their personal lives and family, but they seem to be mostly a bunch of high schoolers who didn’t know when to say when.
One of those who ISN’T a high schooler is actually a white man MARRIED to a sista so i dont want to hurt the dude - alors I will store the information you requested for when/if you return to the site.
I posted here since my replies to the kid’s email have been unheeded. A plus tard, ciao.[/quote]
Can you resend the e-mails?
Nah, I want nothing to do with this thread or the OP or the people who’ve posted in it. Abandoning this thread after this post…
I was racking my brains over an email I received for a looong time with a list of names, and I believe this is the one. The sender’s email made little to no sense except that he wanted information. I emailed back to let him know I dont operate that way and that he needs to take responsibility and ask for it IN public (3 times) but received no reply. Since I cant PM I needed to bring this back up.
I was wondering why he wanted a list of people for whatever reason and finally came upon his last thread. I don’t do “hits” unless I have a personal beef with someone. I have ‘boys’ back in philly, LA and NYC who do “hits” if I give them enformation.
I know there’s people who want a certain Bostonian PT’s details but I dont really have anything against said PT so I have no reason to share. BEsides the kids on this list are serious lifters and high schoolers who were having a spot of fun, anyway…
I am not even 100% certain the OP is the sender, but this is a thread where every guy on his list has been arguing with someone and insulted his girlfriend, and he claimed to be opn my friends list so I put two and two together. Heck, it could have been DR with the teacher thingamajig.Anyway, my reply was to the OP in case he read this thread again and happened to be the guy sho sent me the email…
Ignore the bump if you’re not the OP, lol/
[quote]Stuntman Mike wrote:
[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
Ahhhhh, the OP must be the kid who emailed me a cryptic message back in September asking me to fuck up a whole bunch of people who posted shit about him.
Anyway, Mr.KKK I have hunted down each and every one of your “aggressors”, their personal lives and family, but they seem to be mostly a bunch of high schoolers who didn’t know when to say when.
One of those who ISN’T a high schooler is actually a white man MARRIED to a sista so i dont want to hurt the dude - alors I will store the information you requested for when/if you return to the site.
I posted here since my replies to the kid’s email have been unheeded. A plus tard, ciao.[/quote]
Can you resend the e-mails?[/quote]
I was just stopping by to see what others thought of the frank mir vs. carwin fight and noticed your reply.
No, that was not my email. If you PM me I can send you an email so you can compares the IPs. I sought no hits on anybody. I never would.
And if it was cryptic… yeah, no. I don’t know anything but english, extremely basic french, and about 10 words in arabic.
BTW, update: Currently assembling my I-130 petition…