I Went to Egypt

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since we need more shit in here i suppose i will share some of mine.

girl i was dating and i got done at a party once.

shes large, my friends estimate 250+ or so.
anyways believe it or not she had the best tasting fucking pussy ive ever had.
and im picky about pussy, but i love to eat that shit.

anyways i take her panties off, fucking things look like a sheet, i could almost wrap my entire body in them and sleep warm at night. if i needed to make a flag, or a cape shit i could of used them. they would of made a great ghost costume for halloween.

anyways, im eating her pussy slopping my tongue all over her shit. fingering her, hitting the gspot blah blah blah.

slowly but surly i slide my pinkie into her anus, feel around a little. get aquainted, feel some of her poop w/e she looks like, so i keep going, ring finger, middle finger, index finger, then i have my whole hand in there.

and realize the whole time im eating her pussy and fingering her with my other hand.
well you all know that over time it can get juicy and messy. well i have to take a break every so often to wipe my face and hands off. so i clean everything off with my hoddie i wore that night.

eventually everything is just one giant orgasm waiting to happen, i tweak her nipples she juices on me, i nibble her clit she shits in my hand w/e. the lights are out, cant she shit but its going amazing. so i stick my hands and fingers in my mouth and her mouth so we can taste her juices, and w/e.

well apparently i lost recolection of what hands were in her ass and what one was in her pussy/ whatever she passes out. her pussy scent is caked onto my beard and mustaches so im going crazy smelling this shit all night.

wake up the next morning and go home, throw my clothes in the corner of my room.

lapse of 2 weeks i clean my room cause it smells.

i find the hoodie i used to clean my face off with buried under a bunch of clothes.

pick it up, the whole inside is caked with shit and pussy juice. but more shit then anything else. i pretty much fed myself poop. it didnt taste bad.

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Does anyone else find it odd that someone who posts with a sneaky KKK reference screen name is now a Muslim?

Are you fucking kidding me? Talk about hypocrisy!

You obviously need to grow the fuck up Mr. Klu Klux Klan…

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He might need to grow up, but I’m pretty sure his screen name, krazykoukides, is just a play on his (Greek?) surname, and the KKK thing an unfortunate coincidence. Really, this thread is enough of a clusterfuck without inventing secret Ku-Kluxer drama to add to it (though, yes, it would be hypocritical for a Klan member to convert to Islam).

[quote]patrickk wrote:
Does anyone else find it odd that someone who posts with a sneaky KKK reference screen name is now a Muslim?

Are you fucking kidding me? Talk about hypocrisy!

You obviously need to grow the fuck up Mr. Klu Klux Klan…[/quote]

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So, the “best tasting fucking pussy you’ve ever had” was (at least to you) literally indistinguishable from shit?

I see you flunking out of that correspondence wine-tasting course you signed up for over the summer.

[quote]xb-C wrote:
since we need more shit in here i suppose i will share some of mine.

girl i was dating and i got done at a party once.

shes large, my friends estimate 250+ or so.
anyways believe it or not she had the best tasting fucking pussy ive ever had.
and im picky about pussy, but i love to eat that shit.

anyways i take her panties off, fucking things look like a sheet, i could almost wrap my entire body in them and sleep warm at night. if i needed to make a flag, or a cape shit i could of used them. they would of made a great ghost costume for halloween.

anyways, im eating her pussy slopping my tongue all over her shit. fingering her, hitting the gspot blah blah blah.

slowly but surly i slide my pinkie into her anus, feel around a little. get aquainted, feel some of her poop w/e she looks like, so i keep going, ring finger, middle finger, index finger, then i have my whole hand in there.

and realize the whole time im eating her pussy and fingering her with my other hand.
well you all know that over time it can get juicy and messy. well i have to take a break every so often to wipe my face and hands off. so i clean everything off with my hoddie i wore that night.

eventually everything is just one giant orgasm waiting to happen, i tweak her nipples she juices on me, i nibble her clit she shits in my hand w/e. the lights are out, cant she shit but its going amazing. so i stick my hands and fingers in my mouth and her mouth so we can taste her juices, and w/e.

well apparently i lost recolection of what hands were in her ass and what one was in her pussy/ whatever she passes out. her pussy scent is caked onto my beard and mustaches so im going crazy smelling this shit all night.

wake up the next morning and go home, throw my clothes in the corner of my room.

lapse of 2 weeks i clean my room cause it smells.

i find the hoodie i used to clean my face off with buried under a bunch of clothes.

pick it up, the whole inside is caked with shit and pussy juice. but more shit then anything else. i pretty much fed myself poop. it didnt taste bad.[/quote]

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Every time I read a thread like this, I feel like I was in an accident with a tanker truck full of Masengil. There is so much douche, and it’s everywhere.

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OP,

If you posted here expecting happy-grams, sunshine, and pats on the back, you were naive. Further, I admit – moreso in the first several pages of this thread, though I am not completely rid of the impression – to being in some agreement with the diagnosis of “Delusional Virgin Syndrome” expressed by others earlier. (DVS, curiously, does not only afflict virgins, though they are more likely to suffer from it – and no, I don’t want to know.)

Consider that you relate a religious conversion that happens around the time of your engagement and follow it immediately with words along the lines of, “I’d do anything for this girl, even shed my own blood.” To an outsider, you SOUND as if you might very well be smitten to the point of insensibility and ready moral compromise. There are a number of ways to connect the few dots you give us, though, and this is merely the easiest (and since your audience is, for the most part, still chewing on jumbo crayons, it’s the way you can expect them to take). That doesn’t necessarily mean it’s true.

If you were my kid brother, I’d be concerned. We’d have words. I’d ask if you really believed in your conversion (note: I don’t know what you’re converting from) or if there was something else behind it. I’d ask other things. However, only you, deep down, know your reasons. Not I nor any of the fuckers in this thread know you or this girl or your families or the basis for or quality of your relationship.

You shouldn’t expect us to buy into your happy story just like that, you should expect people to form impressions and speak their minds (whatever they’re full of), but you should remember as well what we don’t know. If you go into this completely honest with yourself (a prerequisite to being honest with anyone else), and can honestly see yourself AUTHENTICALLY happy and AUTHENTICALLY yourself in this situation, then fuck what anyone else says. You do have as good a chance as anyone else of making it work and being happy.

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[quote]40&Big wrote:
I tried to look at all of the post to see if you went to Mecca. As a Muslim, you know that one of the fundemental (and for Westerners, most difficult) pillars of Islam is to make a pilgrimage to Mecca. I can’t figure out why you would go from the United States to the Middle East and not go to the Kaaba.
I’m Catholic and I know this…I kind of see an error in your story. I believe you made the trip, I don’t believe you converted.
If I am wrong I apologize, but I call shenanigans.[/quote]

Most of the Muslims I know (which is a shitload) haven’t been to Mecca. Most don’t have any plans to go.

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[quote]Stuntman Mike wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
imhungry wrote:

Why do you care so much about what he does? You know nothing about either him, nor his life. He’s tring to do something positive and you guys want to criticize him for making his own decisions?

It’s like fucking highschool shit.

And why do you care so much what I do?

What’s worse, having a bit of fun at this kid’s expense or enthusiastically encouraging him to continue making what any ADULT recognizes as a massive mistake?

You know why? Because I figured that you were a little more grown up than some of the other guys on here and I wouldn’t expect this reaction from you.

He’s got as much chance of making it work, than many other ‘grownups’ who make the same decisions. You don’t have his best interests at heart at all.

Also, what you guys are doing is going beyond of “having a bit of fun at this kid’s expense”… You’re just being assholes.

go back to SAMA, old man
[/quote]

That’s it?

I feel cheated.

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[quote]yusef wrote:
40&Big:
I tried to look at your posts to see if you live in the vatican and have tea with the pope every morning. As a catholic, you know that a fundamental part of the religion is the pope. I can’t figure out why you would live anywhere else, and why your life should have any other elements at all apart from this one dimension, so I’m going to call shenanigans, I think you’re lying.

Even if you don’t live in the vatican, to my understanding it is not far from the states and you might as well pop down on your bike to have tea with him in the morning. About the same distance as egypt to mecca, about a 10 minute walk.

[/quote]

Moron the Vatican is in Italy.

Fucking learn some shit before you speak. Going to the Vatican is not part of Catholic religion. Doing the pilgrimage to Mecca is a very big part of Islam. I’m Chrisitian myself but I’m no damn fool like you.

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[quote]Feist wrote:
So, the “best tasting fucking pussy you’ve ever had” was (at least to you) literally indistinguishable from shit?
[/quote]

it’s ok man, be jealous.

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[quote]yusef wrote:
I went to sleep, and woke up to see the thread had advanced 8 pages with the biggest onslaught of stupidity I’ve ever seen.
From detazoth and the ‘who is more of a grown up’ competition, and others going out of their way to prove they aren’t children. I have a hard time believing you’re 20, detazoth. Act it.

Not to mention kodiak82 with his expertise on shariah, 40&Big and his astonishing geography, and the rest of the 17 year olds criticising OP because they have far more life and pussy experience and wisdom which needs to be heard.

OP best of luck for the rest of Ramadan, use it to advance yourself and weaken your attachments. I trust that you are sincere in your Islam. Anyone who understands the devotion it requires couldn’t convert nominally only.[/quote]

I’m trying to think of something funny to say.
But instead…I can’t stop laughing at your avatar. Are you the girl in the relationship?
Well nevermind actually. The two of you look like lesbians. I bet you share dildos at night in your rectums.

I think you should be the one who GROWS up and stops acting like a 17 YEAR old.

So get of KKK’s camel sexing penis and go back to gayville

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[quote]yusef wrote:
austin_bicep wrote:
yusef wrote:
40&Big:
I tried to look at your posts to see if you live in the vatican and have tea with the pope every morning. As a catholic, you know that a fundamental part of the religion is the pope. I can’t figure out why you would live anywhere else, and why your life should have any other elements at all apart from this one dimension, so I’m going to call shenanigans, I think you’re lying.

Even if you don’t live in the vatican, to my understanding it is not far from the states and you might as well pop down on your bike to have tea with him in the morning. About the same distance as egypt to mecca, about a 10 minute walk.

Moron the Vatican is in Italy.

Fucking learn some shit before you speak. Going to the Vatican is not part of Catholic religion. Doing the pilgrimage to Mecca is a very big part of Islam. I’m Chrisitian myself but I’m no damn fool like you.

Hahahhaa. You missed the irony here completely.[/quote]

No I think you did because you’d have to be crazy to not see this was an organized troll job and now your panties are all in a bunch. Who’s the idiot now? Not me so that leaves you. Again the Vatican is in America? You don’t even need to say anything everyone knows your slow. I’ll make sure I donate some money for your cause.

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[quote]yusef wrote:
I went to sleep, and woke up to see the thread had advanced 8 pages with the biggest onslaught of stupidity I’ve ever seen.
From detazoth and the ‘who is more of a grown up’ competition, and others going out of their way to prove they aren’t children. I have a hard time believing you’re 20, detazoth. Act it.

Not to mention kodiak82 with his expertise on shariah, 40&Big and his astonishing geography, and the rest of the 17 year olds criticising OP because they have far more life and pussy experience and wisdom which needs to be heard.

OP best of luck for the rest of Ramadan, use it to advance yourself and weaken your attachments. I trust that you are sincere in your Islam. Anyone who understands the devotion it requires couldn’t convert nominally only.[/quote]

Coming from the guy with an avatar where some guy is buttfucking some other guy

I find you hard to take serious

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This thread delivers. Stunt man mike kudos, I shit myself when I saw your beautiful work. The turban was the cherry on top LMAO!!!

Also @ the people taking their internet personas so serious…C’mon now. man tha fuck up you nancy boys.

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Im sitting at my work desk with tears in my eyes I’m laughing so hard while reading this thread, those pics are golden

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This thread is the best thing that happened to me last couple of days. Thank you guys. You fucking ROCK.

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[quote]yusef wrote:
Stuntman Mike wrote:
yusef wrote:
I went to sleep, and woke up to see the thread had advanced 8 pages with the biggest onslaught of stupidity I’ve ever seen.
From detazoth and the ‘who is more of a grown up’ competition, and others going out of their way to prove they aren’t children. I have a hard time believing you’re 20, detazoth. Act it.

Not to mention kodiak82 with his expertise on shariah, 40&Big and his astonishing geography, and the rest of the 17 year olds criticising OP because they have far more life and pussy experience and wisdom which needs to be heard.

OP best of luck for the rest of Ramadan, use it to advance yourself and weaken your attachments. I trust that you are sincere in your Islam. Anyone who understands the devotion it requires couldn’t convert nominally only.

Coming from the guy with an avatar where some guy is buttfucking some other guy

I find you hard to take serious

This avatar has brought me nothing but misfortune…[/quote]

x2, it’s impossible to take you seriously.

I only brought up what I’ve done since

A: OP called me out

B: OP is a year younger than me , and is engaged.

C: Random guy that posts on T-Nation but doesn’t actually lift weights didn’t think I accomplished shit, but later turned out to be trolling as well.

I could care less, I hardly have ever E-Bragged, and I was joking aside to all the others here that I was going to get shit for it, and lo’ and behold, I’ve been getting shit for it.

Who Knew?

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[quote]yusef wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
I only brought up what I’ve done since

A: OP called me out

B: OP is a year younger than me , and is engaged.

C: Random guy that posts on T-Nation but doesn’t actually lift weights didn’t think I accomplished shit, but later turned out to be trolling as well.

I could care less, I hardly have ever E-Bragged, and I was joking aside to all the others here that I was going to get shit for it, and lo’ and behold, I’ve been getting shit for it.

Who Knew?

Fair enough. What weight category do you compete in btw? Impressive lifts.[/quote]

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[quote]Feist wrote:
Every time I read a thread like this, I feel like I was in an accident with a tanker truck full of Masengil. There is so much douche, and it’s everywhere.[/quote]

OMFG, that is hilarious

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[quote]Stuntman Mike wrote:
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Talk about camel toes in your ass. Yusef probably called “no homo” after this.