[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Austin Bicep’s night in review:
He found girl, he hooked up with girl, and initiated the “Vag Pounding” program. After one or two thrusts, his circuits overheated and his mainframe shut down. As rested on the bosom of some random New York woman, the woman pushed him off and finished the the job manually.
He initiated program “Cuddle and Spoon”, but her firewalls prevented him access.[/quote]
I hate it when that happens!
Bloodninja: …still limp
Bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your a**hole.
Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
Bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
HAHAHA that’s immense!!
Hookup: Yes
BJ: Yes
Vag: No
Phone #: No
Chanches of encountering her again: Unlikely
Overall: Satisfied
Not exactly what I was looking for, but still god nonetheless
Hmm, to be honest I would have taken the phone number over the BJ if and only if you were certain that future BJ’s and/or “vag poundings” are to come. Then again, no strings attached BJ without the likelihood of a double-tap is still success in my book.
[quote]austin_bicep wrote:
24 inch arms and some vagina ASAP.[/quote]
As long as you don’t want 24 inch arms AND a vagina, I’m not worried…
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
No I don’t really know either - it just seemed appropriate.
http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html
Scroll down to the conversation between Bloodninja and sweet17!
Yeah that’s where I saw it, funny shit!
Ha! Going limp…[/quote]
did anyone read the one before when he starts talking about fucking a pizza??? that whole thread is pricelss!!!
[quote]TheG wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
No I don’t really know either - it just seemed appropriate.
http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html
Scroll down to the conversation between Bloodninja and sweet17!
Yeah that’s where I saw it, funny shit!
Ha! Going limp…
did anyone read the one before when he starts talking about fucking a pizza??? that whole thread is pricelss!!![/quote]
That whole thread was fucking hilarious!