[quote]strongaaron15 wrote:
the most i’ve sleepwalked is to the bathroom and took a piss.
and didnt miss :D[/quote]
My experience with sleepwalking was peeing on my roommates desk
…in front of his gay lover.
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
Ya know, fat man, whether hes on your dick or not, he’s right.
Last time I had a 16 year old on my dick they looked a lot different.
I just can’t fucking stand you for some reason.[/quote]
Fuck oath
[quote]anonym wrote:
strongaaron15 wrote:
the most i’ve sleepwalked is to the bathroom and took a piss.
and didnt miss 
My experience with sleepwalking was peeing on my roommates desk
…in front of his gay lover.[/quote]
What’s with sleepwalking and peeing? The one time I sleepwalked I woke up as I was peeing in a cup in the kitchen.
X3 on the bells palsy, that shit will freeze half your face and it can be perminate.
My college room mate was an Offensive lineman for the school, 6’5" 285lbs bench pressed a volkswagon and squated school bus, started sleep fighting me one night. About 2am he snatched me out of my bed threw me against the wall and started sleep cussing me, the only words I understood were the 4 lettered ones. I was pretty out of it too and very confused, before I realized what was going on he dropped me and went back to bed? The next morning I asked him WTF was up and he had no idea that it happened, he bought my lunch for good while after that to make up for it, the rest of the year I slept in fear, that some bitch could have farted and killed me 
[quote]Artem wrote:
trav123456 wrote:
what were doing prior to this? anything different?
Just the usual. [/quote]
The “usual”…hooker?
[quote]dday wrote:
X3 on the bells palsy, that shit will freeze half your face and it can be perminate.
My college room mate was an Offensive lineman for the school, 6’5" 285lbs bench pressed a volkswagon and squated school bus, started sleep fighting me one night. About 2am he snatched me out of my bed threw me against the wall and started sleep cussing me, the only words I understood were the 4 lettered ones. I was pretty out of it too and very confused, before I realized what was going on he dropped me and went back to bed? The next morning I asked him WTF was up and he had no idea that it happened, he bought my lunch for good while after that to make up for it, the rest of the year I slept in fear, that some bitch could have farted and killed me :)[/quote]
I wonder what the courts would do with him if he strangled you to death while asleep.
[quote]dday wrote:
X3 on the bells palsy, [/quote]
x4
go to the docs.
[quote]dday wrote:
that some bitch could have farted and killed me :)[/quote]
That one line just made my entire week, thanks dday, sorry about you getting the sleeping shit kicking outta you.
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
dday wrote:
that some bitch could have farted and killed me
That one line just made my entire week, thanks dday, sorry about you getting the sleeping shit kicking outta you.[/quote]
same
Join the club Artem
[quote]strongaaron15 wrote:
ucallthatbass wrote:
dday wrote:
that some bitch could have farted and killed me
That one line just made my entire week, thanks dday, sorry about you getting the sleeping shit kicking outta you.
same[/quote]
No problem, glad I could help. Nothing like that ever happened again, he did pee in the hall once but I’m pretty sure it was more Captain Morgan than sleep walking.