I Stole Everything From Some Guy's Truck

^ is too slow and now looks dumb

The only thing missing from that is you forgot to take a shit on his hood and reference the movie Fight Club.

^Is superior to me in every way.

^you suck again

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
King_Me wrote:
You should Get your ass beat to a pulp, A guy stole a go-cart from me years back, and rode it around the block like if I didn’t know it was him, one day I found him, beat the shit out of him and drove the go-cart home.

–Just put all the shit back at his front door step. and to make it better put a note with only the word
-Sorry-

and He will forgive you.

Dude, don’t you realize he is making fun of someone else, who posted that everything from there truck was stolen. He is making fun of people creating threads and asking for advice on the interwebs…on a BB/PL website.[/quote]
Dude, don’t you realize that I posted that about my truck on the Get a Life (OFF TOPIC) (emphasis on OFF TOPIC) section of the BB/PL site? Good freaking knight you think that it would be all right for somebody to post something off topic in the off topic section.

^Is the reason I don’t post much.

[quote]zoso764 wrote:
I totally stole EVERYTHING out of some guy’s truck last night. His subs, his radio, a pair of work gloves, 60 bucks worth of tow straps and his sledgehammer. I think he knows it was me and I am concerned he is going to ‘confront’ me about it, if you know what I mean. What are yalls thoughts on what I should do?

I think he overheard me talking to my friends about stealing his stuff after he pulled into the driveway. (He is my neighbor FYI). In retrospect we probably shouldn’t have been talking so loud but we were all still amped up after I punked some guy for $20 who was trying to buy weed from me.

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hahahahaha best parody thread I’ve read on here.

[quote]Christine wrote:
shank him[/quote]

x2

^^ is catching on. I agree completely

[quote]tommytoughnuts wrote:
ucallthatbass wrote:
King_Me wrote:
You should Get your ass beat to a pulp, A guy stole a go-cart from me years back, and rode it around the block like if I didn’t know it was him, one day I found him, beat the shit out of him and drove the go-cart home.

–Just put all the shit back at his front door step. and to make it better put a note with only the word
-Sorry-

and He will forgive you.

Dude, don’t you realize he is making fun of someone else, who posted that everything from there truck was stolen. He is making fun of people creating threads and asking for advice on the interwebs…on a BB/PL website.
Dude, don’t you realize that I posted that about my truck on the Get a Life (OFF TOPIC) (emphasis on OFF TOPIC) section of the BB/PL site? Good freaking knight you think that it would be all right for somebody to post something off topic in the off topic section.
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Hey tough nutz, keep in mind I did not start this thread. I was merely bringing it king’s attention that he was getting all hot and bothered at the OP for joking around and thinking he was serious. Yea you posted in the OFF TOPIC section, but seriously off topic is not off T-Nation. I understand you are upset about your truck, but dude this is the interwebs, posting here or anywhere is not going to get your stuff back. Confront your neighbor, only if you have solid evidence, or alert the authorities. Just don’t do something you will regret and/or accuse someone that didn’t do it.

AHZAZ stole ur shit. You may think its all troll this and troll that but he is posting on another site and trying to sell the shit. No lie.

^Snitch

i aint gonna lie, i’ve stolen before and its nothing to be proud of and everything to be ashamed of. but damn dude, you did your neighbor like that? Thats just f’d up. Also, havent you ever heard the expression “dont shit where u sleep”…? Steeling right next door to your house? Not a wise decision, also you’re in the wrong completely, and deserve to be beaten down with the sledgehammer you stole.

P.S.

you took his $20, and didnt even give him his sack of ganga? What kind of monster are you?

Your a piece of shit get a life and return the stuff. Work for what you get. dont steal from someone who work for their own shit. YOUR A TOOL. SCUM OF THE EARTH!!! You belong in jail. Your the dumbshit in the gym that just don’t fit in because most people in the gym are honest unlike you.

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
tommytoughnuts wrote:
ucallthatbass wrote:
King_Me wrote:
You should Get your ass beat to a pulp, A guy stole a go-cart from me years back, and rode it around the block like if I didn’t know it was him, one day I found him, beat the shit out of him and drove the go-cart home.

–Just put all the shit back at his front door step. and to make it better put a note with only the word
-Sorry-

and He will forgive you.

Dude, don’t you realize he is making fun of someone else, who posted that everything from there truck was stolen. He is making fun of people creating threads and asking for advice on the interwebs…on a BB/PL website.
Dude, don’t you realize that I posted that about my truck on the Get a Life (OFF TOPIC) (emphasis on OFF TOPIC) section of the BB/PL site? Good freaking knight you think that it would be all right for somebody to post something off topic in the off topic section.

Hey tough nutz, keep in mind I did not start this thread. I was merely bringing it king’s attention that he was getting all hot and bothered at the OP for joking around and thinking he was serious. Yea you posted in the OFF TOPIC section, but seriously off topic is not off T-Nation. I understand you are upset about your truck, but dude this is the interwebs, posting here or anywhere is not going to get your stuff back. Confront your neighbor, only if you have solid evidence, or alert the authorities. Just don’t do something you will regret and/or accuse someone that didn’t do it. [/quote]

----ah I Fuckin get it now.

shit, it did piss me off a bit didnt it

and I see Im not the only one thinking is was legit - guys above me thought also.

Guess they did what I did, which was read the 1st post then reply with an opinion.
I didnt bother reading all the replies… you learn something every day

[quote]charger21 wrote:
Your a piece of shit get a life and return the stuff. Work for what you get. dont steal from someone who work for their own shit. YOUR A TOOL. SCUM OF THE EARTH!!! You belong in jail. Your the dumbshit in the gym that just don’t fit in because most people in the gym are honest unlike you. [/quote]

Read the rest of the thread please, it’s a parody on a couple other threads.

[quote]NDucedStrength98 wrote:
i aint gonna lie, i’ve stolen before and its nothing to be proud of and everything to be ashamed of. but damn dude, you did your neighbor like that? Thats just f’d up. Also, havent you ever heard the expression “dont shit where u sleep”…? Steeling right next door to your house? Not a wise decision, also you’re in the wrong completely, and deserve to be beaten down with the sledgehammer you stole.

P.S.

you took his $20, and didnt even give him his sack of ganga? What kind of monster are you?[/quote]

I shit where I sleep.

[quote]Mettahl wrote:
NDucedStrength98 wrote:

I shit where I sleep.[/quote]

Only when drunk and/or in Vegas

Clever.

I just had an orgazmawsome