[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
Cool…but nobody has anything on Damien Walters.
A real life Spiderman? Holy Crap, he’s awesome!
[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Speaking of REAL Ninjas…
Somewhere around the early pleistocene era or could be earlier I don’t even remember that far back anymore when I skateboarded all over Philly (my main mode of transport back then), I once came up to a sidewalk where a dude wearing all black was walking ahead of me. To be polite and not scare the dude, I hopped off my board and kick-tailed it up to my hands. He suddenly turns around all defensive (arms out like an action hero) and says, “You’re lucky. I hear you coming up behind me like that, and I could have KILLED you. I’m Ninja”. I said (patronizingly), “Oh… I guess I am lucky. Sorry about that”. But he continued to rant on about his reflexes and how his lifelong training has made him dangerous because, you know… he’s a fucking NINJA! All the while he never looked back at me in the eye, but continued walking in front of me.
I think a real Ninja would be stealthy, silent, and not at all jumpy. [/quote]
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F-YOU, TD!
If you were anywhere near me, I’d beat you senseless with my walker.
really k0ol vids. I enjoy the funeral song in the bike video. This thread is full of win and i’m not sure what a ninja really is but the guy that tells you he is doesn’t really sound like it. Dorian Yates doesn’t need to tell anyone he is a bodybuilder…
juimiju video made me dizzy.
that is some great $hit
[quote]ATCJM wrote:
that is some great $hit[/quote]
[whispers] Hey kid, you can write “shit” on here. Nobody is going to turn you in. Go on, try it.
DB
Sweet, I saw her too
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
[quote]chobo123 wrote:
if it was a real ninja you would never see him [/quote]
This is exactly what I was thinking while reading this thread. Btw, I saw this ninja today.
DB
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You know you’re old when even your walker needs viagra, haw haw haw.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Speaking of REAL Ninjas…
Somewhere around the early pleistocene era or could be earlier I don’t even remember that far back anymore when I skateboarded all over Philly (my main mode of transport back then), I once came up to a sidewalk where a dude wearing all black was walking ahead of me. To be polite and not scare the dude, I hopped off my board and kick-tailed it up to my hands. He suddenly turns around all defensive (arms out like an action hero) and says, “You’re lucky. I hear you coming up behind me like that, and I could have KILLED you. I’m Ninja”. I said (patronizingly), “Oh… I guess I am lucky. Sorry about that”. But he continued to rant on about his reflexes and how his lifelong training has made him dangerous because, you know… he’s a fucking NINJA! All the while he never looked back at me in the eye, but continued walking in front of me.
I think a real Ninja would be stealthy, silent, and not at all jumpy. [/quote]
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F-YOU, TD!
If you were anywhere near me, I’d beat you senseless with my walker.
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Agreed.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Hey kid, you can write shit on here. I should know, as I’ve been doing that since I first posted on here. Nobody is going to turn you in. Go on, try it.
DB[/quote]
Looks like Damien Walters should have been in the Prince of Persia movie.
[quote]nlbjj wrote:
Looks like Damien Walters should have been in the Prince of Persia movie.[/quote]
Well…he helped with stunts for Hellboy 2…and Kick Ass movie.
this guy is pretty crazy… Urban Ninja - YouTube
I’m glad that the bicycle video didn’t have that shitty no handle bars song. The beginning sounds exactly the same.
@1:22 - I wish I could do headstand front flips, haha.
[quote]PaddyM wrote:
@1:22 - I wish I could do headstand front flips, haha.[/quote]
yeah the first time i watched it i didnt see he even did that and second time i was like damn man haha
