yumm… i don’t mind having some stratusfaction.
Don’t forget about Stacey Keibler, she is hot too!! She has some killer legs.
[quote]Rattler wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
x2
Sounds like you need to make your way over to that mall.
Agreed, I have some good memories there. I argued with the VP of the company I used to work with there. Good times.
Maybe I can add to my good memories.
But it strikes me as how bad I am with women. Before I knew who she was, she said I should go to her yoga classes. I was like, “Yeah, I should. Because I’m very… not flexible.”
LMFAO
Oh jeez =/[/quote]
Wait, she told you that you should go to her class? Dude, she totally wants you then! 
I think you need to see about scheduling a personal one on one session.
you lucky lucky bastard!!!
for some reason i think that is in a monty python somewhere…
[quote]Pluto wrote:
you lucky lucky bastard!!!
for some reason i think that is in a monty python somewhere…[/quote]
yeah, it`s from life of brian.
/hijack
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Rattler wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
x2
Sounds like you need to make your way over to that mall.
Agreed, I have some good memories there. I argued with the VP of the company I used to work with there. Good times.
Maybe I can add to my good memories.
But it strikes me as how bad I am with women. Before I knew who she was, she said I should go to her yoga classes. I was like, “Yeah, I should. Because I’m very… not flexible.”
LMFAO
Oh jeez =/
Wait, she told you that you should go to her class? Dude, she totally wants you then!
I think you need to see about scheduling a personal one on one session.[/quote]
No way man, it’s all about the $$$
Watch as you come in and she’s like oh hai Rattler.
Trish Stratus reads T-Nation.
[quote]Artem wrote:
Watch as you come in and she’s like oh hai Rattler.
Trish Stratus reads T-Nation. [/quote]
lmao
Your much luckier than I, today I saw Kirstie Alley. Talk about buzz kill.
[quote]Artem wrote:
Watch as you come in and she’s like oh hai Rattler.
Trish Stratus reads T-Nation. [/quote]
That would just be down right embarassing.
Could be worse though.
My friend was dating some girl, so he went onto another website and started picking up random broads. Turns out he tried picking up his own gf, who had a profile but without pics.
Try explaining yourself out of that one.
[quote]Rattler wrote:
Artem wrote:
Watch as you come in and she’s like oh hai Rattler.
Trish Stratus reads T-Nation.
That would just be down right embarassing.
Could be worse though.
My friend was dating some girl, so he went onto another website and started picking up random broads. Turns out he tried picking up his own gf, who had a profile but without pics.
Try explaining yourself out of that one.[/quote]
I like your wording of that one “My friend was dating some girl, so he went onto another website and started picking up random broads.” with the ‘so’ implying that that’s the natural causation of picking up girls on websites. You already have a girlfriend, so you go pick up others. I know what you mean, but it’s just funny the way you worded it.
Was it awkward for both of them, like was this a website specifically for dating, and was she returning his advances, or was this just some random website and she was fending off some skeevy dude?
[quote]KBCThird wrote:
Rattler wrote:
Artem wrote:
Watch as you come in and she’s like oh hai Rattler.
Trish Stratus reads T-Nation.
That would just be down right embarassing.
Could be worse though.
My friend was dating some girl, so he went onto another website and started picking up random broads. Turns out he tried picking up his own gf, who had a profile but without pics.
Try explaining yourself out of that one.
I like your wording of that one “My friend was dating some girl, so he went onto another website and started picking up random broads.” with the ‘so’ implying that that’s the natural causation of picking up girls on websites. You already have a girlfriend, so you go pick up others. I know what you mean, but it’s just funny the way you worded it.
Was it awkward for both of them, like was this a website specifically for dating, and was she returning his advances, or was this just some random website and she was fending off some skeevy dude?[/quote]
Yeah, I had just woken up when I posted that. Even after I read it back to myself it sounded weird. Anyways, turns out they were both cheating on each other.
Pretty funny from an outside point of view.
[quote]Rattler wrote:
Artem wrote:
Watch as you come in and she’s like oh hai Rattler.
Trish Stratus reads T-Nation.
That would just be down right embarassing.
Could be worse though.
My friend was dating some girl, so he went onto another website and started picking up random broads. Turns out he tried picking up his own gf, who had a profile but without pics.
Try explaining yourself out of that one.[/quote]
Did he start writing her by saying “Do you like Pina Coladas?”
Ah, some Rupert Holmes… good times
On a side note while in SF I was standing in line behind Eliza Dushku @ a Starbucks. For the life of my I could not remember her name at the time but the last thing I wanted to say was “Hey I liked your work as the bratty kid in True Lies” LMFAO.
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/251574~Eliza-Dushku-Posters.jpg
I saw Melissa Dettwiller stripping at in Metaire,La. I thought she looked familer when I saw her but I couldn’t place her. She was fine!!
You should go to that yoga class with your dick in a box.
Trish is a 10 no doubt…
But she is married right?
[quote]strangec wrote:
Rattler wrote:
Artem wrote:
Watch as you come in and she’s like oh hai Rattler.
Trish Stratus reads T-Nation.
That would just be down right embarassing.
Could be worse though.
My friend was dating some girl, so he went onto another website and started picking up random broads. Turns out he tried picking up his own gf, who had a profile but without pics.
Try explaining yourself out of that one.
Did he start writing her by saying “Do you like Pina Coladas?”
[/quote]
LOL, “and getting caught in the rain,”.
D
lmao@ the two people getting caught cheating on each other BY each other, how the fuck does that happen?
Go check out the yoga class dude. It’s probably worth the money just to watch her put herself in super bang-able poses for an hour.
Also, go in and see if you can talk to her as a prospective student. Maybe you’ll get a better idea of whether she invited you to the class for money or for…you know…your penis.
…
I DO have a free pass.
evil thoughts