I Hate...

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Bauber wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Golf is not a sport.

Anything I can do while getting shit housed and smoking a cigar, without people getting upset, isn’t a sport. [/quote]

  1. diversion; recreation; pleasant pastime.

Just saying.

I hate people who try to correct my usage of words. Fuckers! =D[/quote]

More a commentary on how much I dislike Golf, less a critique of your vernacular
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Haha I know, but this is the I HATE thread. You gotta hates on peeps mang!

I hate politically correct bullshit.

[quote]Bauber wrote:

I hate politically correct bullshit.[/quote]

With a passion.

I also hate tip toeing around and being disingenuous because you don’t want to hurt someone’s feelings. Fuck feelings. Either shut the fuck up or shoot straight. Don’t be a ambiguous pussy.

[quote]bond james bond wrote:
Dolphins. Not a fan and never was, I thought flipper was a cunt.

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I hate the fact the Justin Beiber or however you spell his hated named, did not hire me for an outrageous amount of money to be his personal trainer and mentor. I hate that instead of me being wealthy and him being jacked, I am poor and he is a skinny rich douchbag.

I hate it when the internet crashes when I’m looking at porn and I’m left with my dick in my hand and a finger up my ass looking at a white screen.

I hate Koalas. The media have lead us to believe they’re cute but they really look like fucking aliens.

I hate people who eat shit that smells terrible in air tight spaces.

I hate freshmen students. In fact, I hate newbs in general. I don’t take on new endeavors anymore just to avoid being a fucking newb at anything.

I hate the missionary position. Two words: FUCKING BORING. Two more: DOGGY STYLE.

I hate cocktails. They should be illegal for several reasons.

I hate products packed in that hard plastic that’s near impossible to open, even with a sharp pair of scissors or a knife.

I hate writing in english. It fucking takes me forever to do it and I always have to check every motherfucking sentence three times.

A la reputa mierda.

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Toilet paper.

Seriously, I hate it. It’s like wiping peanut butter off of a shag carpet.

Bidet FTW.[/quote]

Fucking lol’d hahahaha

I hate all of those memes on facebook about being a victim and having inner strength. Get off the cross for fucks sake!

And the tear jerker videos. Jeez-oh-man, don’t people have anything better to do than look for something to cry about? Life must be fucking great if you have to actively seek out things that are heart wrenching in order to experience sadness.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Diddy Ryder wrote:
I hate velvet.[/quote]

LMAO

So random. [/quote]

It’s alleged to be a luxurious and comfortable material, but when I touch it I get that feeling like when someone scratches their nails down a blackboard. Hate it. And cushions covered in it.

[quote]Diddy Ryder wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Diddy Ryder wrote:
I hate velvet.[/quote]

LMAO

So random. [/quote]

It’s alleged to be a luxurious and comfortable material, but when I touch it I get that feeling like when someone scratches their nails down a blackboard. Hate it. And cushions covered in it.[/quote]

I get that same feeling with velcro.

[quote]RATTLEHEAD wrote:

[quote]Diddy Ryder wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Diddy Ryder wrote:
I hate velvet.[/quote]

LMAO

So random. [/quote]

It’s alleged to be a luxurious and comfortable material, but when I touch it I get that feeling like when someone scratches their nails down a blackboard. Hate it. And cushions covered in it.[/quote]

I get that same feeling with velcro.
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Styrofoam for me. That squeak sends me through the roof.

people who ride obnoxiously loud harley’s, which is basically all of them. You are not cool, your bike is not cool, it does not sound good, and it’s slow. Everytime i see one of these fags i pray that they will soon help someone in need of vital organs.

[quote]CLINK wrote:

[quote]RATTLEHEAD wrote:

[quote]Diddy Ryder wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Diddy Ryder wrote:
I hate velvet.[/quote]

LMAO

So random. [/quote]

It’s alleged to be a luxurious and comfortable material, but when I touch it I get that feeling like when someone scratches their nails down a blackboard. Hate it. And cushions covered in it.[/quote]

I get that same feeling with velcro.
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Styrofoam for me. That squeak sends me through the roof.
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Oh yeah, that definitely for me too lol.

[quote]Aggv wrote:
people who ride obnoxiously loud harley’s, which is basically all of them. You are not cool, your bike is not cool, it does not sound good, and it’s slow. Everytime i see one of these fags i pray that they will soon help someone in need of vital organs.

I’m not a biker, but I have to defend loud bikes over most car drivers who pay little regard for motorcyclists. I’ve seen way too many near-misses on the highway because of a car driver’s inability to see the biker in the blind spot. A friend of mine lost his foot in a motorcycle accident, due to a car driver’s negligence.
A loud bike announces its presence long before it is often seen.

[quote]CLINK wrote:

[quote]Aggv wrote:
people who ride obnoxiously loud harley’s, which is basically all of them. You are not cool, your bike is not cool, it does not sound good, and it’s slow. Everytime i see one of these fags i pray that they will soon help someone in need of vital organs.

I’m not a biker, but I have to defend loud bikes over most car drivers who pay little regard for motorcyclists. I’ve seen way too many near-misses on the highway because of a car driver’s inability to see the biker in the blind spot. A friend of mine lost his foot in a motorcycle accident, due to a car driver’s negligence.
A loud bike announces its presence long before it is often seen.
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Not when I have my subs turned up to 11 brah!

[quote]CLINK wrote:

[quote]Aggv wrote:
people who ride obnoxiously loud harley’s, which is basically all of them. You are not cool, your bike is not cool, it does not sound good, and it’s slow. Everytime i see one of these fags i pray that they will soon help someone in need of vital organs.

I’m not a biker, but I have to defend loud bikes over most car drivers who pay little regard for motorcyclists. I’ve seen way too many near-misses on the highway because of a car driver’s inability to see the biker in the blind spot. A friend of mine lost his foot in a motorcycle accident, due to a car driver’s negligence.
A loud bike announces its presence long before it is often seen.
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I’m pretty sure wearing a high viability jacket/helmet is exponentially more beneficial than having some repugnant noise comes from the back end of a bike, but hey that’s cool right?

[quote]Aggv wrote:

I’m pretty sure wearing a high viability jacket/helmet is exponentially more beneficial than having some repugnant noise comes from the back end of a bike, [/quote]

nah, loud pipes do save lives.

There is a limit, and yes, many people do push it, but nothing works better than loud pipes to let a car/truck know you’re around.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Aggv wrote:

I’m pretty sure wearing a high viability jacket/helmet is exponentially more beneficial than having some repugnant noise comes from the back end of a bike, [/quote]

nah, loud pipes do save lives.

There is a limit, and yes, many people do push it, but nothing works better than loud pipes to let a car/truck know you’re around. [/quote]

Why dont motorcycles use forward facing horns? or maybe have the pipes mounted so that the sound/gas exits towards the front of the bike, you know the direction the bike is traveling? If it was actually about safety, bikers would all wear bright color’d jackets/helmets, and have a horn (just like a car) mounted to direct the sound in the same direction theyre traveling. But it’s not about safety, it’s due to fact theyre faggots (no offense to homosexuals) Trying to look cool to other fags (no offense to homosexuals) with their stupid faggy (no offense to homosexuals) motorcycle. You certianly get attention with loud pipes, but it’s people wanting to see you crash/die, or other fags (no offense to homosexuals) looking for the butt secs.

I hate that whenever a motorcyclist is hit by a cage they almost always portray it as the riders fault. the first thing they say is if they had a helmet or not. is that the issue? the real issue is the fact they don’t say that the car ran a light or just came over on the bike because they weren’t paying attention or on the fucking phone. the car drivers get away with murder.

I had a driver come across 3 lanes of traffic and caused me to go into the grass median and wreck and the asshole just kept going. some people called his tag in and they caught him a few miles away. when it went to court he said he didn’t see me. they wouldn’t charge him with leaving the scene of an accident and just got him for reckless driving. all he got was a fine. I got a totaled bike, which took 9 mths for his insurance to pay for, and told I need to be more careful!

I haven’t been on a bike in yrs and every time I get the itch again I see another bike in an accident. I know that there are stupid bikers out there. that doesn’t excuse cars tailgating a bike, coming over on, or pulling out in front at the last second from being appropriately charged and punished.

[quote]silverblood wrote:
I hate that whenever a motorcyclist is hit by a cage they almost always portray it as the riders fault. the first thing they say is if they had a helmet or not. is that the issue? the real issue is the fact they don’t say that the car ran a light or just came over on the bike because they weren’t paying attention or on the fucking phone. the car drivers get away with murder.

I had a driver come across 3 lanes of traffic and caused me to go into the grass median and wreck and the asshole just kept going. some people called his tag in and they caught him a few miles away. when it went to court he said he didn’t see me. they wouldn’t charge him with leaving the scene of an accident and just got him for reckless driving. all he got was a fine. I got a totaled bike, which took 9 mths for his insurance to pay for, and told I need to be more careful!

I haven’t been on a bike in yrs and every time I get the itch again I see another bike in an accident. I know that there are stupid bikers out there. that doesn’t excuse cars tailgating a bike, coming over on, or pulling out in front at the last second from being appropriately charged and punished.

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no doubt there are some horrible drivers out there, and it happens to me in the car a lot. I honk the horn at them, and they either realize theyre stupid, or i have to hit the brakes to avoid them. Did you honk the horn at them? Was going into the median a better option that hitting the brakes? If they crossed 3 lanes of traffic, you should have had enough time to see it, and hit the brakes? Did you honk a horn?

Religion.
How the “general public” are so fucking weak that we allow ourselves to be controlled so easily.
Skinny guys in the gym who wipe their forehead with the bottom of their XXL stringer vest.
Invisible lat syndrome.
Global warming.
When someone says “don’t be offended, but…”
Cables.
How crap video games are now (except Dark Souls).
Facebook, Twitter, etc.
Holding back.
Distance running (i.e. >100m).
Appetite.
The ice gem haircut.
Dust.
Bad drivers.
Nightclubs.
Dancing.
When people say “literally” unnecessarily.
When people use “like” incorrectly and far too frequently.
Chris Brown.
Insurance.
Children who scream.
Parents who name their children after fruit or vegetables.
The way people get trapped in the “rinse and repeat” daily routine and are treated like cattle.

I had better stop.