[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I know I’m hijacking, and I’m okay with it, because I think OP knows what his girlfriend’s gotta do.
But don’t you think blue taco is a better term than blue waffle? I mean, it’s historically referred to as a pink taco when it’s healthy. Why did it become a waffle when it got sick?
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Did you possibly mean blueberry taco? I have heard that phrase, but not just “blue taco”. [/quote]
No, I was definitely referring to the blue waffle, but I’m thinking of starting a Facebook campaign to get it redesignated the blue taco. OP, Facebook me, we’ll work on it together!
I really need to get to work now. :)[/quote]
ill join that revolution, actually an hour ago i changed my Facebook status to " anyone else think blue waffle should be called blue taco?"
[quote]mapwhap wrote:
OP…let me get this straight. You posted what you did on Facebook to “let him know you’d see him on Tuesday”? Really? All respect to the Blue Waffle discussion, I’m gonna bring this thread back around, and hopefully bring you back to planet Earth. Listen up:
Your girlfriend likes the attention. Even a girl her age, if confronted by someone talking like this guy does, is going to react negatively if she doesn’t like it. Bottom line is, she likes the fact that he’s talking to her like that, and she’s interested, or she would have told him to F-off. Dogs don’t sniff around if a homeowner pepper sprays them in the face. Same concept here.
She isn’t telling you this because she wants you to go beat the guy’s ass or defend her. The subliminal message she’s sending is that she is interested in this other guy. She’s telling you, cos that’s what girls her age do. If she isn’t already banging the guy, she will be…after she breaks up with you.
By going on Facebook to “let him know” you have made two errors.
A.) You have shown your enemy that you are weak in this area, and that he can affect you by talking to your girl.
B.) You have alerted your enemy that a potential attack is coming. You have totally lost the element of surprise, which is going to make whatever attack you can muster at this point ineffective. Ambushes work by surprise, speed, and violence of action. You have lost two of those already.
What, exactly, is the point of fighting for a girl who isn’t going to do HER PART to defend the relationship? You shouldn’t have to intervene at all…she should have already handled it. Never fight over a girlfriend…they aren’t worth it.
Your course of action should be the following: This weekend, take your g/f someplace where the two of you can bang like little sex monkeys all weekend. Do EVERYTHING you ever wanted to do to her. Hold nothing back. Sunday night or Monday morning, break up with her and never look back. If she asks why, tell her you don’t respect her anymore. Then go on Facebook and tell old boy he can have her. And make sure you ask him how your dick tastes.
End of transmission.
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BINGO!! This…
Sorry kid, but it would be for the best - especially #5…
These guys are right. She’d tell him to fuck off if she didn’t like the attention. Move on…
i stopped reading this thread after it got hijacked, but i just wanted to say that only one thing would get me to stop flirting with a chick, and that is if SHE asked me to stop or gave me a sign that i need to stop like ignoring me or was generally cold to me. If her boyfriend sent me a facebook message and came to talk to me before my class with her, there is no doubt, i would be making fun of him the whole time to his gf for the remainder of the class.
Find him at a parking lot at night with few people…
Also for what its worth, your attempt at being mature by facebooking him probably made you come off as a pussy. God knows if any man ever facebooked me some shit like that… Yea and I’m hardly kidding with the parking lot thing. If telling him to back off doesn’t work… Of course I’m a punk 18 year old kid take my advice with a grain of salt.
Edit: actually reading the thread now I’ll agree this isn’t really a problem with that guy. Its a problem with your gf. She should realize its a problem when jerk offs try to get in her pants… Then you should kick the guys ass for disrespecting you by thinking he could fuck your gf under your goddamn nose. Whether you keep her or not after that… I 'uno how you much you like her.
[quote]JaX Un wrote:
i stopped reading this thread after it got hijacked,[/quote]
not hijacked it was took in a better direction.[/quote]
This thread turned out to be pretty, pretty, pretty good.
It really took off with Skaz05’s observation that the OP’s goil was getting frequent buttsecks from Flirty Fred.
[quote]skaz accurately pointed out:
Hate to break it to you OP, but this is the truth right here. I know this from experience, a girl I dated in HS a looooooooong time ago had a lot of guys flirting with her in school. I thought it was just her and I, together, and that she wouldn’t even think of hooking up with one of those losers - let alone teh buttsecks.
Turns out she was blowing most of them, and was having regular teh buttsecks with at least one of them.
I was crushed. Even more so because I never even got to third base with her.
Flirty Fred is having teh buttsecks with your girl dude. Best thing to do from here on out is dump her and rip a stop sign out of the ground while squatting and drinking milk. Then find a girl that will let you SIIHP.
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[quote]Alffi wrote:
Just where do you live in, pushmepullme?
Once you were czech, then american (I think) and now Puerto Rico. It’s interesting.[/quote]
Assuming this is college, and not high school (which it certainly sounds like from your post) she could get the guy kicked out of class for sexual harassment whenever she wanted. Tell her to tell the teacher or a counselor or whoever.
[quote]robilyn29 wrote:
maybe your chick enjoys the attention… regardless of what hes saying to her, shes getting hot and bothered by it and making you jealous at the same time…
no advice but either play her game or get over it[/quote]
