Taurus…like a housewife’s station wagon.
Capricorn (with pastry rising)…The Chinese think I am some sort of lame-ass fire-weasel or dirt-goat…or something equally crappy.
I got shafted when it comes to the Chinese zodiac.
“I just love Chinese food. My favourite dish is number 27”
~ Clement Atlee
Am I the only Libra?
Libra. Rat.
Finally! Here I was thinkin I was an outcast for being someone other than a leo, gemini, or scorpio…
The scales have again been balanced.
B.
“SEX” Signs:
More About You Aries…
Aries, you are headstrong, spolied, fiery in temperment, and fiercely independent.
You always want to be the best anyone’s ever had,
and you’ll spend all night convincing your lover that you are.
Don’t worry - you usually are the best anyone has ever had.
When you get down, you don’t leave out anything.
Sexually, you’re a leader and very sure of yourself.
One of your favorite positions is being on top, where you can move freely
- while letting your lover observe you orgasm.
Sex with you is always exciting.
You start with teasing, playful seduction - that always drives your lovers wild with frustration.
You always deliver though!
You love being over powered,
and you respond to a strong sexual appetite with equal fervor.
The confident lover who can give you breathtaking,
powerful sex will have you eating out of his or her hand.
More About You Taurus…
Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth.
You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude.
Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.
Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type
- someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are.
Intellectual, geeky types don’t appeal to you at all.
Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you
- it’s always your place, not their’s.
While you’d never do a hotel fling,
you’ll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) - as long as there is some privacy.
You are very oral - a master at oral sex.
You love your lover to climax in your mouth.
You love any and every kind of foreplay, and you’ll do anything as long as it feels good.
You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.
As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes
- which are anything BUT conventional.
Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex.
Why, you’ve even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!
More About You Gemini…
Gemini, people better look out for you.
You need a lover who is a match for your wite, intelligence, and sexual curiousity.
You are unpredictible, moody, highly entertaining, adventurous, versatile, and an incredible flirt.
You have the tendency to be promiscious.
You hardly ever wear underwear, and you are
the most likely of all the signs to shave … down there.
Your sexual curiousity knows no bounds.
You’ll try anything and try it often.
You jump at the chance to engage in threesomes
- but only if it’s a guy-guy-girl thing.
Typically, an orgy will always revolve around you.
You love gadgets, especially sex toys.
Being highly sexual, you love to incorporate sex toys in to intercourse.
It’s a challenge to keep up with you, and your lover must be
willing change sexual positions and techniques to keep you satisfied.
You are an unpredictible person who seeks the same in a lover.
You like sex in unusual places, including:
phonebooths, movie theaters, and airplane bathrooms.
More About You Cancer…
Cancer, you are a born pleaser.
Few people can resist your passionate, playful allure.
An incurable romantic, you adore being courted.
You’ll do anything for a lover that sends you flowers or love tokens.
You like lots of cuddling, touching, and kissing.
You are a celebrated kisser.
You also like to touch and fondle yourself.
Typically, you learned to give yourself pleasure at a very young age.
As an adult, you are easily aroused and multi-orgasmic.
Mutual masturbation is very satisfying for you.
You are extremely aware of your sexual attraction.
You telegraph your sensuality with every move you make.
You have the most communicative body language of any sign.
You are very emotional, and you constantly need an emotional outlet.
Frequent sex seems to calm you down.
But you are old fashioned, and a quickie is not your style.
You prefer long, slow seductions, erotic masasages, and lots of oral sex.
More About You Leo…
Leo, many people are attracted to your dazzling style.
You are always at the center of attention.
Heads turn when you enter a room.
You are flamboyant, glamourous, and spectacularly attractive.
You are known and sought after for her fiecy, forceful lovemaking.
You’re totally abandoned (and noisy!) in bed.
You kick, bite, scratch, and scream with pleasure.
You like rough, heavy foreplay
- and hot pounding intercourse.
You like to play the dominant role in S & M games.
One of your strongest sexual traits is your exhibitionism.
You adored being watched during sex.
(Have a cam in your bedroom yet?)
First, you do a slow, sexy strip tease for your lover.
You become aroused yourself as you peel off your sparkly thong.
You especially like to have mirrors strategically placed so that you can
watch yourself perform prolonged oral sex.
More About You Virgo…
Virgo, you are strikingly attractive
- with the best legs and firmest ass of the Zodiac!
More than anything, you must be treated with respect
- no one night stands, no quickies in the back of a car.
You consider lovemaking an event,
and you will spend hours creating the perfect scene for love:
perfumed sheets, wine, candlelight, lingerie…
No one can beat you for sexual know-how.
You are a technical expert.
You know all the places your lover wants to be touched,
and you can arouse anyone with your tongue and hands.
You’ll take special care to find out exactly what your lover likes best in bed.
Sexually, you’re a giver.
And while you like to be posessed sexually, when you say “no” - you mean it.
You like to be a bottom, but you also like to call the shots.
Underneath your classy exterior, you are a wild sex-machine.
You are an all night lover,
and you seldom tire of giving and receiving sexual pleasure!
More About You Libra…
Libra, as you probably have noticed,
you are always surrounded by scores of admiring suitors.
You are a very accomplished flirt.
Catching you is not for the faint hearted.
Competition is always fierce.
Your innate charm and incredible looks instantly attract - and keep - your lovers.
Old flames and rejected suitors always keep coming back for more.
There is a strong bisexual element in your personality.
You’re more likely to be aroused by the same sex than other signs.
In threesomes, you are more likely to prefer that
one parter is opposite sex and that the third is same sex.
Your lovers adore you because you are a real ego stroker.
You are eager to please and will do almost anything they ask.
You are a born diplomat, which comes in handy with all of your suitors.
You always win fights too, because your charm is irresistable!
More About You Scorpio…
Scorpio, you are an erotic dynamo!
You are a sexual expert, devestatingly attractive - with a pervert’s vocabulary.
Pair that with your hot, lusty body that just doesn’t quit…
Above all you need a lover with a high sex drive.
You have such a fantastic sexual energy - you can consume a lover with your intensity.
You love kinky sex.
You love to be the dominant partner in the bedroom,
and you adore sex toys of all kinds.
Your favorite turn-on is watching porno movies.
You are very physical and sexual in public.
You will instantly stake out your claim on anyone you consider yours.
You are very jealous and possessive - and can usually annihilate any competition.
Your personality is stormy and explosive.
You love to pick fights in hopes of having steamy make-up sex!
More About You Sagittarius…
Sagittarius, you are completely irresistible.
And you fling yourself into one thrilling affair after another.
You need constant sexual diversion
You are comfortable with a one-night stand.
You’ll walk out a lover’s door without a second thought,
and you can’t be pinned down by anyone.
You are sexually high strung, and you are likely to seek
sexual gratification before establishing emotional intimacy.
Sex is a game for you.
Unsurprisingly, you are drawn to athletic types - you like your lovers to sweat.
Sex for you is an animal experience.
You like anything and everything
- oral sex, anal sex, threesomes, mutual masturbation.
Though you love energetic sex, you don’t like it rough.
Far from being jealous of lover’s old flames, you get aroused just hearing about them.
You press for all the juicy details.
You either marry often or never, but you rarely settle down.
More About You Capricorn…
Capricorn, you seem cool, collected, and complex
- but underneath it all you are a sizzling sexpot.
You are a complete challenge for anyone.
Your aloofness is a dare, and your stunning good looks are a powerful attractor.
You consider power to be a total turn on.
You are attracted to powerful people and the things they give you.
No short-term love affairs for you.
You like security, and you don’t consider yourself cheap.
Capricorns are usually late sexual bloomers.
They are positively stunning when they hit their late twenties.
It’s difficult to know just how old you are.
Everyone tries to guess - and everyone gets it wrong.
Though your attitudes toward sex are outwardly conservative,
you are the most satisfying sex partner anyone’s ever had.
And you never kiss and tell!
You are very concerned that pleasure be shared.
Your favorite foreplay activity is 69, and during sex you like to be on top.
More About You Aquarius…
Aquarius, you are a 22nd century sexual being.
Your tastes and attitudes are totally futuristic.
You are very adventurous and curious about everything.
Aquarians are the “seekers” of the Zodiac.
You aren’t posessive or materialistic - and you make your own rules.
Your sexual personality is exotic and bohemian.
You love to talk about sex - anywhere, anytime.
You enjoy hearing about other people’s sexual exploits,
and you are completely unshockable.
You reached sexual maturity at an early age.
You have had many varied sexual relationships,
and you have dabbled in just about anything - if only for the experience.
Above all, you aspire to become better and better in bed.
You love to be taught new sexual tricks.
You love to experiment seuxally.
You have a preference for the most exotic sex positions
- Hindu, Japanese, and especially Tantric.
More About You Pisces…
Pisces, you are dreamy, romantic, and old fashioned.
You are the sexual sign with the most active fantasy life.
You will go to any length to act out your favorite sexual fantasy, and you are an expert role player.
You love to be seduced in the most tender ways - and can seduce others according to their fantasies.
You adapt to lovers’ moods and leave them breathless with intensity.
You are moody, and you can get wounded easily.
Your gentle spirit needs protection - and usually gets it.
Few can resit your capcity for love.
You are mostly attracted to artistic, moody types.
Your versitility makes you perfect for any lover who likes to act out sex fantasies.
You’ll go along with almost anything, as long as you get to play the victim.
You are not physically energetic anywhere, except in bed.
You adore surrendering to the passion of the moment, with complete abandon.
You love being swept off your feet.
Somebody must have messed up my birth certificate or that reference is skewed…I am far better defined in another sign…but what the heck. It`s entertainement, not science! LOL
According to certain Chinese Zodiac stuff that must have been some what westernised…I’m a: Fire Dragon, born on the year(duh!) month and hour of the Dragon. “Woooooooohiiiiiii! Board not hit back!!” Okay I’m not Bruce. Western…Gemini…couldn’t you tell? Oh yeah and Greekdawg I’m up for threesomes but I’m not going in one with another dude. No thanks. Your info is faulty. However any t-vixens that want a dragon cock…or is that a dragging cock???(see this is a joke about it being utterly massive… yes thanks). Please apply within. 3 somes, 4 somes, 5 somes. Whole lot of somes. Ahhhhh I’m just getting a one some. Waaaaaaaaaaaah. 
Arcane,
I forgot to mention that info applies to women only. 
hehe
No 3somes for me either with other guys
I don’t know guys…
I’m dating a sagitarious currently and it’s pretty much dead on…
Spooooooooky
B.
Told ya. I’m a Scorpio. It’s eerie how much of that holds true.
Cupcake: I feel your pain, I’m Taurus in western astrology which always struck me as kinda cool. But the chinese zodiac has me pegged as a goat. There’s really not much noble about the goat. I always think of goats as sneaky little animals and I’m never quite sure what there up to when humans aren’t around. I simply don’t trust them.
To Greekdawg: Thanks for exposing all my sexual perversions, as if I needed anymore difficulty in finding dates. My dance card is doomed to remain empty now. Thanks pal.
I suppose for now I’m the only Pisces here. Not to mention the only Boar from the Chinese Zodiac as well. Genuinely, one of a kind!
Dammit, I’m a goat too.
Virgo; year of the monkey.
Scorpio and a Snake…what a combo!
Gives a whole new meaning to the term Intense!
Jeff,
don’t try and get cute…you’re a pig…not a boar. lol
DAN C: It’s relatively common to have something of several signs evidence themselves in your key personality traits. This is why most people disregard astrology - they read what their sun sign is supposed to be like and say “Well, that’s not quite like me” and then dismiss it. That’s what prompted me to check it out a bit further.
I am absolutely textbook Capricorn in business/financial/domecile related matters - but am completely NOTHING remotely near Capricornian(?) in interpersonal/relational matters. After learning more about astrology and the importance of rising signs (among other aspects) it made perfect sense. I have a very strongly aligned rising Aries. Guess what? Aries nearly perfectly defines my interpersonal/relational (& sexual) style. Just in reading the descriptors of the signs sexual stylings, again it is confirmed. If you explore your rising or moon signs, you may have a very similar split.
yea…listen to karma, she knows her shit.
~karma~: Okay, I’m curious. How does one determine what his or her rising sign is?