I Got the Shot Today! - 1st Cycle

Can someone describe what deca dick is? I’m clueless on that one.

[quote]serapis wrote:
Can someone describe what deca dick is? I’m clueless on that one.[/quote]

I think that makes two of you then

[quote]Boxer666 wrote:
bushy youre a faggot, seriously.[/quote]

My, my.

This would explain the trannie rumors I keep hearing!

i didnt realy drink my deca lol. april fools.

i just picked up some TRIBEX and nolvadex xt… that should keep my test levels up. will that not be sufficient?

i am actually suprised at the amount of help you guys have actually given. so thanks and sorry anways even if you dont accept my apology. but you have to admit you all just called me a fool and never explained anything. i was only half serious about the whole ‘you cant leave me here’ thing… i didnt want other people to do the work for me i just thought youd have some experience with the same drugs.

i have read they are very comonly used in bodybuilding. i know about diet and i am eating lots and working hard… i think i will retain at least some of my gains. if you really want me to stop i will cancel my injection on friday and stop taking the pills. then continue the nolvadex and TRIBEX… if its reaaally neccessary

You’re a fucking moron. Plain and simple. You might be the stupidest person I have ever communicated with. I served several years in the infantry, and no offense to other 0300s here, but you run into some dumb motherfuckers there, but you sir, you take the cake.

And absolutely NOT!!! Novedex XT and TRIBEX will do jackshit for you.

World

[quote]World1187 wrote:
You’re a fucking moron. Plain and simple. You might be the stupidest person I have ever communicated with. I served several years in the infantry, and no offense to other 0300s here, but you run into some dumb motherfuckers there, but you sir, you take the cake.

And absolutely NOT!!! Novedex XT and Tribx will do jackshit for you.

World[/quote]

Ditto. Except I haven’t served. But ditto nonetheless.

[quote]World1187 wrote:
You’re a fucking moron. Plain and simple. You might be the stupidest person I have ever communicated with. I served several years in the infantry, and no offense to other 0300s here, but you run into some dumb motherfuckers there, but you sir, you take the cake.

And absolutely NOT!!! Novedex XT and TRIBEX will do jackshit for you.

World[/quote]

            Yeah, it's a little late in the game to come out like it was no big deal the way you were acting. Your apology is bullshit, and just a means to get the info now that you pulled your head out of your ass long enough to realize you fucked up. 

What The Fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
This must be an April fools post!!!

Hello boys :wink:

I’m gonna call troll on this, mostly because of the TRIBEX. I almost fell outta my seat, I laughed so hard. This whole thread is pure gold.

[quote]BullsOnParade wrote:
Boxer666 wrote:
he may be an expert but he wasnt trying to help. he was just being an asshole, and i dont care how he wants to rationalize it.

i did some research on worlds advice already… turns out it does work if you drink it… but not quite as well… seems much safer than injections but i am still not sure if its a good idea… have any of you drank deca before? lol… i feel like i really would be an idiot if i did that

you raise a good point: darwin. i am not too concerned about sex but some time in the future i may want kids… so i guess i should care a little tiny bit more about my nuts. how can i prove im not a troll… in a way i am because i knew people would be pissed that i rushed into it… but so far i havent lied about anything

People probably wouldn’t think you were a troll if you stopped talking as if you ride the little bus to school. Also you might want to change the thread title.

P.S. Don’t be ignorant[/quote]

[quote]Boxer666 wrote:
lol. now you tell me. i just drank all of my deca out of a shot glass. tasted like shit[/quote]

Wow, I was gonna say inject it intervenously and it would give better results, but seeing he is as stupid as he makes himself sound, then we would have one less idiot on these forums.

Still not sure if it is a troll job, but now I’m really learning toward troll. I would say 80% chance troll, 20% chance idiot.

should i get some Cabergoline or Bromocriptine?

[quote]Boxer666 wrote:
should i get some Cabergoline or Bromocriptine?[/quote]

You have passed the peak of humour now.

Please stop posting because now you’re just boring

THE END!!!

This is the funniest thread Ive seen, I mean im really laughing hard!

OP, you should read through the newbie threads here, there is some great info about the compounds you are using and the use of AAS period.

It does sound like you are about to mess yourself up because of lack of knowlege. It seems that the best advice already given to you is in fact, the best advice, which is to stop!

Save what you have for a later cycle once you have really put some time in to understanding what you are doing. I know you said that you did some research already, but most guys will tell you that you can never research enough on a topic such as AAS! Once you have done this, be sure to post up your specfic cycle, PCT, diet, and training plans so that you can some great feedback.

I will be the first to humbly admit, that the guys who have posted on your thread are here to help in anyway they can and will do so if you show some decent understanding of AAS. I mean, Bushy and World posted on here even after being insulted.

Jazz

[quote]Boxer666 wrote:
i am blowing up dudes. those will not be my max lifts for long. how long should i continue. i was going to do 10 weeks cuz i think thats how many pinz i have. but i am open for suggestions

should i rotate injection sites? or just take turns on the butt cheeks?

i experienced my first back pump today. i understand what you guys mean when you say debilitating. it hurt like hell but i proved how manly i was by standing through it instead of sitting down. it was from deadlifts. i hope they dont get worse.[/quote]

THIS IS A TROLL!!

I’m blowing up dudes!!