This takes place a week ago. It was just like any other night, why should this one be any different? As I lay in my bed trying to get to sleep, many thoughts raced through my head, one of them being about the movie The Fourth Kind and how stupidly it portrays alien abductions and how there is no chance of it being real. So I finally fell asleep who knows, maybe around 11-12. I don’t remember much in terms of dreams, but I do remember waking up at 3:33 on the dot. What happens next is actually quite weird, I notice a bump on my head and try to recollect any memories of me falling or hitting my head on anything, nothing comes up. The next few days I spend touching and rubbing the bump (thats what she said har har har), it hurts when I press on it. If you look at my dp, you’ll notice I have some flow going, nothing crazy, but some solid Canuck flow. I decide its time for a trim today and go and get one, however as I start looking at my head in the mirror I notice a bald spot about half an inch in circumference. Bear in mind that all my life I have never had any baldspots and this isn’t like any bald spot, the hairs have been completely singed off and as I poke the baldspot I notice that the bump is right there (although much smaller and it has subsided quite a bit since last week.
Now here is my theory: I got abducted by aliens and those sick fuck martians decided to put something in my head. I have always had an obsession with aliens and this seems to be the only plausible explanation (yes I see there is great potential for some irony to be extracted from that). It has been said that most victims of these abductions recall waking up at exactly 3:33 and usually have some sort of scarring. I will be seeing a doctor for this as I really have no fucking clue what it is. Will delivar pics of baldspot if necessary. My question to you is how can I get those filthy cumguzzling aliens back? I’m pretty sure they will be back, so I was thinking of setting up tacks along the stairway that leads upstairs into my room so I can rape their feet since they had no problem raping my head, although I don’t get up first to walk on the stairway and I think my dad would be quite pissed if I did that. Another option could be to set up a trap with a blow up doll and then stab them, although I think intercellestial beings would probably see that one coming.
TLDR- before bed thought about aliens, woke up at 3:33 (alien abduction time), found bump on head, then found baldspot on that bump that was never there, needs to get back at those alien homos, best way to do it?
bro… there is nothing to worry about… remember that you are your idea… so if you worry something, you will create that things. The universe functions like that: what you put out you get back, it is also the so called law of attraction. There are 3 others universal laws… the all are one and one is all and besides the 3 laws I metioned the only costant is change!
so you worried aliens and you have been abducted in a way that feels unpleasant to you
instead I always loved ETs and have been abducted in ways that were very pleasant to me, and I go sleep everynight asking for more
there is nothing to worry about, we are not alone in the universe, we are all that is, Source, God, Creation, and Creation is Unconditional love <3
[quote]stefanogym wrote:
bro… there is nothing to worry about… remember that you are your idea… so if you worry something, you will create that things. The universe functions like that: what you put out you get back, it is also the so called law of attraction. There are 3 others universal laws… the all are one and one is all and besides the 3 laws I metioned the only costant is change!
so you worried aliens and you have been abducted in a way that feels unpleasant to you
instead I always loved ETs and have been abducted in ways that were very pleasant to me, and I go sleep everynight asking for more
there is nothing to worry about, we are not alone in the universe, we are all that is, Source, God, Creation, and Creation is Unconditional love <3[/quote]
Seriously…who is this guy…
OP: What most likely happened is that you put so much thought into this movie that subconsciously your body kept concentrating on the small details of it, the 3:33 and yadda yadda, so you either woke up or dreamed about waking up then, you hit your head and im too tired to firnish this post
[quote]stefanogym wrote:
bro… there is nothing to worry about… remember that you are your idea… so if you worry something, you will create that things. The universe functions like that: what you put out you get back, it is also the so called law of attraction. There are 3 others universal laws… the all are one and one is all and besides the 3 laws I metioned the only costant is change!
so you worried aliens and you have been abducted in a way that feels unpleasant to you
instead I always loved ETs and have been abducted in ways that were very pleasant to me, and I go sleep everynight asking for more
there is nothing to worry about, we are not alone in the universe, we are all that is, Source, God, Creation, and Creation is Unconditional love <3[/quote]
[quote]stefanogym wrote:
bro… there is nothing to worry about… remember that you are your idea… so if you worry something, you will create that things. The universe functions like that: what you put out you get back, it is also the so called law of attraction. There are 3 others universal laws… the all are one and one is all and besides the 3 laws I metioned the only costant is change!
so you worried aliens and you have been abducted in a way that feels unpleasant to you
instead I always loved ETs and have been abducted in ways that were very pleasant to me, and I go sleep everynight asking for more
there is nothing to worry about, we are not alone in the universe, we are all that is, Source, God, Creation, and Creation is Unconditional love <3[/quote]
[quote]stefanogym wrote:
bro… there is nothing to worry about… remember that you are your idea… so if you worry something, you will create that things. The universe functions like that: what you put out you get back, it is also the so called law of attraction. There are 3 others universal laws… the all are one and one is all and besides the 3 laws I metioned the only costant is change!
so you worried aliens and you have been abducted in a way that feels unpleasant to you
instead I always loved ETs and have been abducted in ways that were very pleasant to me, and I go sleep everynight asking for more
there is nothing to worry about, we are not alone in the universe, we are all that is, Source, God, Creation, and Creation is Unconditional love <3[/quote]
Talk about the manifestation of the Occult. Get this New Age crap out of here.
[quote]nik133 wrote: disclaimer: this story is semi serious
This takes place a week ago. It was just like any other night, why should this one be any different? As I lay in my bed trying to get to sleep, many thoughts raced through my head, one of them being about the movie The Fourth Kind and how stupidly it portrays alien abductions and how there is no chance of it being real. So I finally fell asleep who knows, maybe around 11-12. I don’t remember much in terms of dreams, but I do remember waking up at 3:33 on the dot. What happens next is actually quite weird, I notice a bump on my head and try to recollect any memories of me falling or hitting my head on anything, nothing comes up. The next few days I spend touching and rubbing the bump (thats what she said har har har), it hurts when I press on it. If you look at my dp, you’ll notice I have some flow going, nothing crazy, but some solid Canuck flow. I decide its time for a trim today and go and get one, however as I start looking at my head in the mirror I notice a bald spot about half an inch in circumference. Bear in mind that all my life I have never had any baldspots and this isn’t like any bald spot, the hairs have been completely singed off and as I poke the baldspot I notice that the bump is right there (although much smaller and it has subsided quite a bit since last week.
Now here is my theory: I got abducted by aliens and those sick fuck martians decided to put something in my head. I have always had an obsession with aliens and this seems to be the only plausible explanation (yes I see there is great potential for some irony to be extracted from that). It has been said that most victims of these abductions recall waking up at exactly 3:33 and usually have some sort of scarring. I will be seeing a doctor for this as I really have no fucking clue what it is. Will delivar pics of baldspot if necessary. My question to you is how can I get those filthy cumguzzling aliens back? I’m pretty sure they will be back, so I was thinking of setting up tacks along the stairway that leads upstairs into my room so I can rape their feet since they had no problem raping my head, although I don’t get up first to walk on the stairway and I think my dad would be quite pissed if I did that. Another option could be to set up a trap with a blow up doll and then stab them, although I think intercellestial beings would probably see that one coming.
TLDR- before bed thought about aliens, woke up at 3:33 (alien abduction time), found bump on head, then found baldspot on that bump that was never there, needs to get back at those alien homos, best way to do it?
PS FUCK YOU ET[/quote]
I’m so glad Jesus bumped this. This is hillarious…
