Unfortunately most men will bald, or at least have a receding hair line. I already get jealous when i see a 65 year old i work around with a full head of hair, because i know i’ll be mr. clean at his age. I guess i’ll just have to wear a do-rag!
I like being bald because I never have a bad hair day and I like it when the veins pop out while squatting. It just looks cool.
[quote]dre wrote:
Or combine them. You were surfing in the Persian Gulf when suddenly a little old lady was attacked by a shark. You swam over to save her and after killing the shark with your barehands, you were hit by an IED while dragging the little old lady to safety.
Or you could just shave your head, have a ton of confidence and wear your battle wounds proudly![/quote]
Dammit i just noticed that we have the same avatar…and i thought i was so clever.
I agree with everyone that told you to shave your head. I started to thin out around 23 and it was pretty damaging to my then-frail ego. I did the short hair cuts and the comb-over and got away with it for awhile due to my being 6’6" tall.
Then one windy day I realized that I was slowly becoming a total dork with a bad comb-over.
The exact opposite of what I wanted to be. So I asked two totally hot chicks that I worked with if they would be willing to come over to my house after work for some drinks and to shave my head.
As you would expect, they did and we had a threesome. Actually, no threesome occurred, but it makes my story a bit more interesting. I did knock boots with with one of the hotties though and there is no doubt that it was due to my losing the comb-over.
Now I am 38, in shape and have women wanting to rub my head quite frequently. I know that it is tough, but you simply need to get some balls and bic your melon.
A comb-over is a coward’s choice. Shaving your head is what a confident man would do. Chicks dig confidence - not insecurity and comb-overs.
Pain Heals
“Chicks Dig Scars”
Glory is Forever
What does your body look like? If you’re a muscular T-Nation stud, the shaved head/scar will look great.
If you’re scrawny…wear a hat.
My husband started getting thin hair several years back, and I was rubbing stuff into it every night (Rogaine maybe?) but it didn’t do a darn thing.
Make up crazy ass over the top stories about it. The more obviously bullshit the better. It’s a great way to meet new people.
I have a decent size scar from Tommy John surgery on my elbow. I usually go with some story of how I got stabbed. As long as its so far fetched that people know that your messin’ with them, everybody has fun with it.
[quote]dragonmamma wrote:
My husband started getting thin hair several years back, and I was rubbing stuff into it every night (Rogaine maybe?) but it didn’t do a darn thing.
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He already has himself a nice T-Woman though. It’s much harder on single guys.
My response is late due to a catastrophic computer crash. I’ll likely just use Nizoral and assess my condition a few months from now. I don’t want to think about any possibly T-sapping chemicals just yet. It’s probably not a big deal to high T juicers, but as a natural T-man, I don’t want to risk losing anything. Thanks for all the help, guys!
I’m probably going to go down the same road as my old man too. But I know one thing - shaving your head and getting a tan saved many lives. And with muscle…yeah baby!
I know I’m prepared.
[quote]Higher Game wrote:
dragonmamma wrote:
My husband started getting thin hair several years back, and I was rubbing stuff into it every night (Rogaine maybe?) but it didn’t do a darn thing.
He already has himself a nice T-Woman though. It’s much harder on single guys.
My response is late due to a catastrophic computer crash. I’ll likely just use Nizoral and assess my condition a few months from now. I don’t want to think about any possibly T-sapping chemicals just yet. It’s probably not a big deal to high T juicers, but as a natural T-man, I don’t want to risk losing anything. Thanks for all the help, guys![/quote]
Come on man!
All you need is some Alpha Male, clippers, and cast iron plates.
Now cut the shit and get clipping.
What’s the matter with Mr. Clean?
[quote]VanderLaan wrote:
I agree with everyone that told you to shave your head. I started to thin out around 23 and it was pretty damaging to my then-frail ego. I did the short hair cuts and the comb-over and got away with it for awhile due to my being 6’6" tall.
Then one windy day I realized that I was slowly becoming a total dork with a bad comb-over.
The exact opposite of what I wanted to be. So I asked two totally hot chicks that I worked with if they would be willing to come over to my house after work for some drinks and to shave my head.
As you would expect, they did and we had a threesome. Actually, no threesome occurred, but it makes my story a bit more interesting. I did knock boots with with one of the hotties though and there is no doubt that it was due to my losing the comb-over.
Now I am 38, in shape and have women wanting to rub my head quite frequently. I know that it is tough, but you simply need to get some balls and bic your melon.
A comb-over is a coward’s choice. Shaving your head is what a confident man would do. Chicks dig confidence - not insecurity and comb-overs.
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this story beats any possible cool scar story hands down. you might be the most creative individual on the board.
[quote]texasguy wrote:
VanderLaan wrote:
I agree with everyone that told you to shave your head. I started to thin out around 23 and it was pretty damaging to my then-frail ego. I did the short hair cuts and the comb-over and got away with it for awhile due to my being 6’6" tall.
Then one windy day I realized that I was slowly becoming a total dork with a bad comb-over.
The exact opposite of what I wanted to be. So I asked two totally hot chicks that I worked with if they would be willing to come over to my house after work for some drinks and to shave my head.
As you would expect, they did and we had a threesome. Actually, no threesome occurred, but it makes my story a bit more interesting. I did knock boots with with one of the hotties though and there is no doubt that it was due to my losing the comb-over.
Now I am 38, in shape and have women wanting to rub my head quite frequently. I know that it is tough, but you simply need to get some balls and bic your melon.
A comb-over is a coward’s choice. Shaving your head is what a confident man would do. Chicks dig confidence - not insecurity and comb-overs.
this story beats any possible cool scar story hands down. you might be the most creative individual on the board. [/quote]
well fuck me. earlier i got to the threesome part and quit reading. i guess you didn’t have one after all. your creativity points are revoked.
I’ve got my hair set to 1/2", with a balding spot in back and thinning up front. That much hair might cover your old wound.
No worries that you can still tell I’m balding. Chicks think it’s cute. Nothing wrong with that!
[quote]Professor X wrote:
A bald head is the answer to life itself.
That’s all I have to add to this thread.[/quote]
Amen and Halelujah!!!
I’ve used Nizoral in the past and the hair loss did seem to stop.
Now I use Nioxin Shampoo. Anyone else uses it or has read something about it? I’d swear I have more hair.
Hey, I know I’ll go bald one day. I’m just in no hurry to get the chrome dome.
[quote]Supraman wrote:
I’ve got my hair set to 1/2", with a balding spot in back and thinning up front. That much hair might cover your old wound.
No worries that you can still tell I’m balding. Chicks think it’s cute. Nothing wrong with that![/quote]
cute like the snot nosed seven year old with glasses, braces and wrinkly clothes maybe.
Bah. Tattoo flames all over your cranium, then no one will see the scar.
There is a wrestler back in the day with a tat skull, all flames. Anyone remember?
Edit: Scott “Bam Bam” Bigelow, died due to cocaine, benzodiazapine, diabetes and arteriosclerotic cardiovascular disease complications.
I love my golden locks. All the men in my family are balding, I will be back in ten years to post a thread about it.
As many here have said, you could just embrace your baldness and/or your scar.
The other solution is there is special makeup you can get from a dermatologist to hide the scar. Hell, you might be able to get it from the net. Apparently the stuff hides scars extremely well. I dont know the particular name of the type of makeup.