I Be Drinkin'

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Yep. I’m drunk, I think… So is my sister, only she is un the other room with her 3 year old son.

This sucks. I hate being alone on a Saturday night. I;m such a loser, and this sucks.

This is bullshit. I am going to go to sleep soon, but I want to stay on here and see if there are other people who will feel this bullshit with being drunk and having a sister that is drunk and being not so great with the parent situation.

I rented Raiders of the lost ark today, it is a great movie if you haven’t watched it like a thousand times already like me. Fuck it though. I wanted to rent Die hard 2, but at the last minute I rented raiders.

I ate like half a bag of frozen buffalo wings too.
And some oreo cookies.

Open range is on tv right now. I am watching it. It is a good movie. This sucks. I wish I had a girl here.

Ugh, stupid shit. My head hurts already, I took some tylenol pm like an hour ago. I think it doesn;t work now. Fuck it.

This sucks. I should be out an dabout right now, but I am in inside with some stupid shit. This sucks.

So there it is, if you want to read this post, then fuck it. I just watched some eddie murphy on youtube, that dude used to be funny…what hapend to hin?

Aw fuck it. So flame away guys and go ahead and be mean. I don;'t care. I am actually looking forward to reading the flames tomorrow. Like some guys I sont think at all when I post on intertubezz.

Good night yall. I hope you all get laid tonight because I didn’t!

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I enjoyed the post. But I would recommend not drinking after taking Tylenol, which is bad for your liver.

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sleep it off.

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I just got back from an AA meeting. It was better than sitting at home alone and drunk. I can’t wait to work out in the morning. If I was drinking I would never want morning to come…

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If you don’t like sitting around being a drunken loser, quit sitting around being a drunken loser.

You know all of that cool stuff that you wanted to do when you grew up?

Go do it. Take the kid with you. Then instead of growing up with a drunk ass uncle in the next room, he will have grown up doing cool stuff with an interesting adult who showed him how to live.

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Does every other member on here create a thread when they are either drunk or high?

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[quote]ukrainian wrote:
Does every other member on here create a thread when they are either drunk or high?[/quote]

I would suspect there are a lot more stoned postings then you would imagine. me+mak+tribunaldude are probably a lot.

If you can type whole words, you probably aren’t drunk enough.

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[quote]zephead4747 wrote:

If you can type whole words, you probably aren’t drunk enough.[/quote]

qft

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perfect forum for this thread!

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I’m bummed cuz I never thought to use a screen name like

Molotov Cocktease

Bummer. Now I’m using my real name, and just can’t be bothered to change it.

So there you are. Lots of guys on TN tell me that I could walk up to a dude, ask him to fuck me, and head home with him. I’m thinkin, “why the heck would I DO that?” but ok. Theoretically possible.

Instead I’m reading a book, posting on TN, watching Goblets of Fire, and watching my cat sleep. Ya know what? Life is good. It’s not great. I’d rather be snuggled up with somebody who loves me.

But this is pretty ok. And I’m very glad I don’t drink any more.

Life is good.

Cheers, mates!
Renee

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[quote]ericbyrnesjr wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:

If you can type whole words, you probably aren’t drunk enough.

qft[/quote]

Maybe if he gets lucky, he can bamf a girl.

EDIT:

It looks like the bamfing thread was deleted :-(.

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Ah, drunk posting, though I’m not doing cardio today!

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[quote]skaz05 wrote:
I hope you all get laid tonight because I didn’t!

I’m drunk, I think… So is my sister
[/quote]

Next time, strike while the iron’s hot.

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[quote]reneeweimer wrote:
I’m bummed cuz I never thought to use a screen name like

Molotov Cocktease

Bummer. Now I’m using my real name, and just can’t be bothered to change it.

[/quote]

Well reneeweimer, take some comfort in knowing I did not invent the name. Molotov Cocktease is the name of a female character in an animated series that I enjoy immensely. Allow me to introduce you…

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[quote]Shadow Hunter36 wrote:
skaz05 wrote:
I hope you all get laid tonight because I didn’t!

I’m drunk, I think… So is my sister

Next time, strike while the iron’s hot.
[/quote]

Lulz

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[quote]zephead4747 wrote:
ukrainian wrote:
Does every other member on here create a thread when they are either drunk or high?

I would suspect there are a lot more stoned postings then you would imagine. me+mak+tribunaldude are probably a lot.

If you can type whole words, you probably aren’t drunk enough.[/quote]

I’m buzzin rite now hardcore bitchesz

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We need more threads like this.

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[quote]Molotov_Coktease wrote:
reneeweimer wrote:

Well reneeweimer, take some comfort in knowing I did not invent the name. Molotov Cocktease is the name of a female character in an animated series that I enjoy immensely. Allow me to introduce you…

[/quote]

BIG Grins! Thanks! That was fun ~ Renee

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Most of the time, I prefer to stay home and drink alone. For reasons including:

  1. I know how to mix a fucking drink.
  2. I have real beer.
  3. No room temp vodka here.
  4. No loud, large, obnoxious women that can’t take a hint.
  5. No Affliction shirt wearing wannabe badasses.

I’ll admit that maybe once or twice a month hitting the clubs is a pretty good time, but any more than that I just can’t take anymore. (I should mention that I used to be a bartender, which may have altered my views on bars severely)

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[quote]Molotov_Coktease wrote:
reneeweimer wrote:
I’m bummed cuz I never thought to use a screen name like

Molotov Cocktease

Bummer. Now I’m using my real name, and just can’t be bothered to change it.

Well reneeweimer, take some comfort in knowing I did not invent the name. Molotov Cocktease is the name of a female character in an animated series that I enjoy immensely. Allow me to introduce you…

[/quote]

What do think of this third season? I think it’s getting a little thin.