Shame on you! I have heard that sad story somewhere before but thanks to Pat for bringing it up again. Its too bad there are so many sick bastards out there that think that story is funny. Oh wow, thats a great story–I cant wait to get home and try it! Cmon seriously guys think about the poor gerbil. Did he really ask to be a flying ass goblin? And what about the poor innocent queerass homo felch queens? They may have been seriously hurt and nobody cares. Remember Matthew Shepard! Its people like you who are responsible for him getting beaten to death in Wisconsin. Shame!
This is from the Darwin Awards archives. If you think this was funny (BTW – It is an urban legend) there is a huge collection of real and not so real stories on the Darwin Awards web site darwinawards.com The Darwin Awards are awarded to those who " improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it in really stupid ways." I liked it so much I bought the book.
I was at rotten.com 2 years ago and have never gone back since. I distinctly remember seeing 5 or so mice running up a tube into this one guys ass…there was also blood involved I believe. Never again
The story is hilarious but 100% fiction, I’m sorry to say. A gerbil blowing out of someone’s ass with enough force to break a nose is physically impossible, at least without killing the person who did the “launching.” Additionally, the hospital in question does not exist. This story has been floating around for at least ten years now in one form or another.
I think that’s an old FOTM. Some are really sick & some are funny, like the Scariest Clown Ever.