I hate these people.
How to make people loose their precious time…
I won’t knock it till I try it. Hell, its been years since I last had tit milk.
Help me out here, guys…
What’s “unethical” about milking a cow?
Mufasa
[quote]football061 wrote:
PETA can milk my dick and use what comes out in their ice cream. Start a dick milking revolution.[/quote]
(Keeping with SteelyD’s idea)
Ben and Jerry’s Dick Ice Cream flavors:
Cockalicious
Semen Swirl
Busted Nut
Testicle Truffle
Sperbet
Dream Jizz
Funky Chunky Junky
I think they have to be milked or they have medical issues.
[quote]Mufasa wrote:
Help me out here, guys…
What’s “unethical” about milking a cow?
Mufasa[/quote]
From what I have read, in the case of dairy cattle, PETA rails against the use of hormones to increase milk production beyond what a dairy cow would normally produce. They also typically oppose “factory farming”.
I’m not certain why the idea is so repellent. We find it acceptable to drink cows milk but not human?
Having said that, I think it would be a logistical nightmare. If anyone has ever breast fed a baby and had to use a pump I’m sure their reaction would be similar to mine… “Good luck with that :)”
O
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
I’m not certain why the idea is so repellent. We find it acceptable to drink cows milk but not human?
Having said that, I think it would be a logistical nightmare. If anyone has ever breast fed a baby and had to use a pump I’m sure their reaction would be similar to mine… “Good luck with that :)”
O[/quote]
We eat dead cow parts too. =0)
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
Having said that, I think it would be a logistical nightmare. If anyone has ever breast fed a baby and had to use a pump I’m sure their reaction would be similar to mine… “Good luck with that :)”
O[/quote]
That’s what I was thinking. Seems like it would make it pretty difficult to mass produce. Imagine a pint of ice cream costing 20 dollars.
Does PETA think Ben and Jerry’s should create tit farms with thousands of women hooked up to breast pumps? Although I do like the idea of tit farms though.
…and PETA sucks.
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
I’m not certain why the idea is so repellent. We find it acceptable to drink cows milk but not human?
Having said that, I think it would be a logistical nightmare. If anyone has ever breast fed a baby and had to use a pump I’m sure their reaction would be similar to mine… “Good luck with that :)”
O
We eat dead cow parts too. =0)[/quote]
As analogies go, that isn’t a particularly good one. Human breast milk has one function only … to feed humans.
Dead cow parts, while delicious and tasty, particularly in rib form, is not solely for our barbecue enjoyment. It is merely a nice offshoot.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
Having said that, I think it would be a logistical nightmare. If anyone has ever breast fed a baby and had to use a pump I’m sure their reaction would be similar to mine… “Good luck with that :)”
O
That’s what I was thinking. Seems like it would make it pretty difficult to mass produce. Imagine a pint of ice cream costing 20 dollars.
Does PETA think Ben and Jerry’s should create tit farms with thousands of women hooked up to breast pumps? Although I do like the idea of tit farms though.
…and PETA sucks.[/quote]
I would think it would cost a lot more than $20. It would if it depended on my tits.
If you had a tit farm I wonder how you would fertilize it.
There is a connection though. It could also be a beneficial offshoot of the death of a person to get some rib meat. However, we don’t eat people even if they are already dead.
I’m really more referring to the personal level of it. There is something inherently personal about drinking a womans breast milk, at least in my opinion.
I would argue with it being “to feed humans” too. I think saying it’s to feed babies would be more correct.
Then again, I’m not the kind to even rub another woman’s feet. (10 bonus points for getting that reference)
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
Having said that, I think it would be a logistical nightmare. If anyone has ever breast fed a baby and had to use a pump I’m sure their reaction would be similar to mine… “Good luck with that :)”
O
That’s what I was thinking. Seems like it would make it pretty difficult to mass produce. Imagine a pint of ice cream costing 20 dollars.
Does PETA think Ben and Jerry’s should create tit farms with thousands of women hooked up to breast pumps? Although I do like the idea of tit farms though.
…and PETA sucks.
I would think it would cost a lot more than $20. It would if it depended on my tits.
If you had a tit farm I wonder how you would fertilize it.[/quote]
With love?
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
There is a connection though. It could also be a beneficial offshoot of the death of a person to get some rib meat. However, we don’t eat people even if they are already dead.
I’m really more referring to the personal level of it. There is something inherently personal about drinking a womans breast milk, at least in my opinion.
I would argue with it being “to feed humans” too. I think saying it’s to feed babies would be more correct.
Then again, I’m not the kind to even rub another woman’s feet. (10 bonus points for getting that reference)[/quote]
Pulp Fiction?
Breast milk pumps? I prefer mine raw, the old fashioned way. Actually boob juice is gross! One time I saw a crackhead milk her tit, absolutely disgusting. She even drank a little.
interesting concept, when did humans decide to drink what came out of cows’ udders - was that a gross thing in the beginning?
still, the human milk thing seems gross.
and like I tell my vegetarian roommate…
“if I’m not supposed to eat them, why are they made out of meat?”
So, does that mean Pam Anderson will be the first to volunteer for breast pumping? I’m not sure she would be a safe pump? Pun Intended…
[quote]VanderLaan wrote:
I then proceeded to nearby sportsbar to consume a 1/2 pound burger with cheese, presumably made from cow’s milk. [/quote]
Nice, though I would have gone for the full pound.
[quote]analog_kid wrote:
football061 wrote:
PETA can milk my dick and use what comes out in their ice cream. Start a dick milking revolution.
(Keeping with SteelyD’s idea)
Ben and Jerry’s Dick Ice Cream flavors:
Cockalicious
Semen Swirl
Busted Nut
Testicle Truffle
Sperbet
Dream Jizz
Funky Chunky Junky
[/quote]
LMAO!!
Bukkak-o-late
Smegmarvolous!
Veiny Candy Caney
Poppin’ Cherry
Wack Attack
Balls-to-the-Walnut
Chunky Spunky
Tittie Fudge Me
October Girl Swirl (with appropriate pic on label)