Wait…is OP from Earth?
[quote]Nards wrote:
Dress like this.
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Isn’t that European dress code?
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
Dress like this.
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Isn’t that European dress code?[/quote]
No no no…America is wild and crazy!
[quote]Nards wrote:
Dress like this.
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I just had a flashback from the 70’s.
Having sex with men for money makes you a gay prostitute.
Where are you from OP?

Most of us dress like this, but only on the weekend.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Most of us dress like this, but only on the weekend.[/quote]
Wtf lol. That’s got to be a still from a comedy or something? I wouldn’t normally poke fun at someone’s dress sense but the guy is wearing a tablecloth as a vest!
[quote]Stern wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Most of us dress like this, but only on the weekend.[/quote]
Wtf lol. That’s got to be a still from a comedy or something? I wouldn’t normally poke fun at someone’s dress sense but the guy is wearing a tablecloth as a vest!
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Everything about that dude is off.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Stern wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Most of us dress like this, but only on the weekend.[/quote]
Wtf lol. That’s got to be a still from a comedy or something? I wouldn’t normally poke fun at someone’s dress sense but the guy is wearing a tablecloth as a vest!
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Everything about that dude is off. [/quote]
I know lol. I’m STILL looking at it and laughing ![]()
[quote]Stern wrote:
I’m finding it difficult to fathom the thought process that lead to this thread. I mean, did you struggle into a shirt and think to yourself “Oh noes! Now I look like an American gay male prostitute! Or do I? Maybe I should go to a ‘bodybuilding’ forum and ask the general consensus there…”
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I think it’s pretty simple. OP is visiting the states and is wondering if he should buy a guy a few drinks/make some conversation before making his move, or just proposition someone outright
[quote]theBird wrote:
No offense americanos, but I have noticed when the US navy boys visit my town, that there dress sense is bit ordinary. Baggy jeans, ordinary collar polo shirt, and baseball cap… seems to be all that the sailors wear.
Is this a sailor thing, or an US thing? I have yet to visit the US, but Im thinking about making an appearance in the next 12 months.
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Dude they’re in the navy. You think they’re spending all their money on nice clothes?
I think most American dudes are pretty simple on the fashion front. If I were you wouldn’t do anything exotic- unless you plan on going to NYC or California lol.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Most of us dress like this, but only on the weekend.[/quote]
LMAO!!
[quote]bigmac73nh wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
[quote]Thunderrage wrote:
Is it true that if your wearing a T-shirt with sleeves that are shorter than middle of your upper arms, that pretty much means you’re a gay prostitute?
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Yes.
In America it’s also true that if your hands are bigger than your face, you’ve got cancer.[/quote]
I always thought that meant you were retarded…[/quote]
Nah bro. U kno what they say about guyz in America with big hands tho…
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They have big balls?
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]bigmac73nh wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
[quote]Thunderrage wrote:
Is it true that if your wearing a T-shirt with sleeves that are shorter than middle of your upper arms, that pretty much means you’re a gay prostitute?
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Yes.
In America it’s also true that if your hands are bigger than your face, you’ve got cancer.[/quote]
I always thought that meant you were retarded…[/quote]
Nah bro. U kno what they say about guyz in America with big hands tho…
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They have big balls?[/quote]
Great personalities, actually.

Everyone in America dresses like this so its easier to determine who is an illegal immigrant or a terrorist.
[quote]sufiandy wrote:
Everyone in America dresses like this so its easier to determine who is an illegal immigrant or a terrorist.[/quote]
The banner is priceless.
Ohh and I own those pants.
[quote]bigmac73nh wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
[quote]Thunderrage wrote:
Is it true that if your wearing a T-shirt with sleeves that are shorter than middle of your upper arms, that pretty much means you’re a gay prostitute?
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Yes.
In America it’s also true that if your hands are bigger than your face, you’ve got cancer.[/quote]
I always thought that meant you were retarded…[/quote]
Nah bro. U kno what they say about guyz in America with big hands tho…
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They wear big gloves?
[quote]Paste42 wrote:
[quote]bigmac73nh wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
[quote]Thunderrage wrote:
Is it true that if your wearing a T-shirt with sleeves that are shorter than middle of your upper arms, that pretty much means you’re a gay prostitute?
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Yes.
In America it’s also true that if your hands are bigger than your face, you’ve got cancer.[/quote]
I always thought that meant you were retarded…[/quote]
Nah bro. U kno what they say about guyz in America with big hands tho…
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They wear big gloves?
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Haha that too
[quote]corstijeir wrote:
Ohh and I own those pants.[/quote]
As do I. It was a ridiculous, ridiculous purchase. Started off as a Halloween costume but found their way into my regular clothing rotation.
