How to Shrink a Butt?

1 - Jillybop and Sabrina…I really miss your old avatars…having a difficult time getting my broccoli shake down with the current ones lurking on the screen…

2 - A recent double-blind study in Tibet involving 10,000 women with full, luscious, round, ripe hindquarters proved that applying a paste made of ginger powder and srping water for 10 to 15 minutes and then rubbing the hindquarters with some eucalyptus oil reduced the aforementioned hindquarters 2 pants sizes in 30 days, when combined with proper nutrition and a suitable exercise program.

Wash it in hot water, then dry it on high heat.

Edit: Damn it Push, I didn’t even see your post of the same. Oh well, great minds think alike.

Look at it through binoculars you’re holding backwards.

[quote]sen say wrote:
1 - Jillybop and Sabrina…I really miss your old avatars…having a difficult time getting my broccoli shake down with the current ones lurking on the screen…
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Agreed.

[quote]sen say wrote:
1 - Jillybop and Sabrina…I really miss your old avatars…having a difficult time getting my broccoli shake down with the current ones lurking on the screen…
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Agreed.

[quote]squatdude wrote:
sen say wrote:
1 - Jillybop and Sabrina…I really miss your old avatars…having a difficult time getting my broccoli shake down with the current ones lurking on the screen…

Agreed.[/quote]

+1. F*cking makes me want to puke.

[quote]Chewie wrote:
squatdude wrote:
sen say wrote:
1 - Jillybop and Sabrina…I really miss your old avatars…having a difficult time getting my broccoli shake down with the current ones lurking on the screen…

Agreed.

+1. F*cking makes me want to puke.

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Sen Say: Broccoli shake? Wtf?

BTW, it did make me puke. I know they are doing it in response to the avatars of women kissing, but let’s face it, hetero women are all a little bi-sexual and have no problem looking at two naked chicks kissing.

For straight guys, though, to see two guys kissing is nearly as bad as being eviscerated. So, knock it off ladies or I shall have to call for an avatar jihad, and you don’t want that. When I go to battle, retribution is swift and overwhelmingly decisive.

DB

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
but let’s face it, hetero women are all a little bi-sexual and have no problem looking at two naked chicks kissing.

DB[/quote]

Certainly. At least, in my experience.

SQUIRM, you bouncing boobies posting mofo’s!

:smiley:

[quote]Jillybop wrote:
SQUIRM, you bouncing boobies posting mofo’s!

:smiley:
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No shit! It wasn’t so bad when the avatars were smaller, but now it looks like T-Nation is turning to Porn-Nation.

I like your new avatar!

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
So, knock it off ladies or I shall have to call for an avatar jihad, and you don’t want that. When I go to battle, retribution is swift and overwhelmingly decisive.[/quote]

Damn. I’m hoping one of the ladies replies with “Bring it on!” just to see the fur fly.

[quote]pookie wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
So, knock it off ladies or I shall have to call for an avatar jihad, and you don’t want that. When I go to battle, retribution is swift and overwhelmingly decisive.

Damn. I’m hoping one of the ladies replies with “Bring it on!” just to see the fur fly.

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BRING IT ON!!!

[quote]Sabrina wrote:
pookie wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
So, knock it off ladies or I shall have to call for an avatar jihad, and you don’t want that. When I go to battle, retribution is swift and overwhelmingly decisive.

Damn. I’m hoping one of the ladies replies with “Bring it on!” just to see the fur fly.

BRING IT ON!!!

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NO ! STOP ! Can’t we all just get along ?

And someone PLEASE let my wife know “hetero women are all a little bi-sexual” !!!

[quote]Sabrina wrote:
pookie wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
So, knock it off ladies or I shall have to call for an avatar jihad, and you don’t want that. When I go to battle, retribution is swift and overwhelmingly decisive.

Damn. I’m hoping one of the ladies replies with “Bring it on!” just to see the fur fly.

BRING IT ON!!!
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Has there been a war declared? Should I put on my cute green combat pants now?

More importantly, do I need to get an avatar wearing a cunning little sailor cap? Because we’ll need a navy for the war.

[quote]sen say wrote:

And someone PLEASE let my wife know “hetero women are all a little bi-sexual” !!![/quote]

Dude, she is only one extra glass of wine away from being bi-curious. Remember that.

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Sabrina wrote:
pookie wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
So, knock it off ladies or I shall have to call for an avatar jihad, and you don’t want that. When I go to battle, retribution is swift and overwhelmingly decisive.

Damn. I’m hoping one of the ladies replies with “Bring it on!” just to see the fur fly.

BRING IT ON!!!

Has there been a war declared? Should I put on my cute green combat pants now?

More importantly, do I need to get an avatar wearing a cunning little sailor cap? Because we’ll need a navy for the war.[/quote]

Nope no war declared. I think we should just all go back to are old avatars, hug, and get on with our lives.

Let’s just put this silly avatar conflict behind us. Let’s look forward to a brighter future here on T-Nation. A future in which men will use avatars of bouncy, jiggly things and women will use pics of themselves for their avatars.

I mean really, is that so out of the question?

Did someone say war?

Christine, that’s…a man? Are you sure?

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Christine, that’s…a man? Are you sure?

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It looks like an experiment gone wrong.