I always thought a good way to mess up someone else would be to knock him out, dress him in a Klansman robe and drive out in a van to Harlem, drop him off on Adam Clayton Powell Boulevard and split. I guess dressing ones self in the uniform and walking out there autonomously would be a pretty ballsy move…whose fruition you may not live to see.
[quote]Magnate wrote:
Epimetheus wrote:
Create a harem of beautiful slave women who will do anything to you. Then buy 2 espresso machines. Do the nasty with the girl of your choice. When you finish, have an espresso. Make sure you get the other machine going before you head back. Rinse and repeat. It should also be noted that eating a steak in 1 bite and punching holes in the wall in between bouts of bumping uglies will net you extra points towards ‘the manliest suicide imaginable’.
Death by snoo snoo![/quote]
“How did they die?”
“Crushed pelvis.”
“YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!”
[quote]Donut62 wrote:
Magnate wrote:
Epimetheus wrote:
Death by snoo snoo!
“How did they die?”
“Crushed pelvis.”
“YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!”[/quote]
“Awwwwww.”
“What are you? Gay?”
I’ve read just about all of maddox’s stuff, the guy is brilliant.
[quote]Schwarzenegger wrote:
Uber N3wb wrote:
Deadlifting 1100lbs and after you lockout twist to the side a little so your spine snaps and stabs you in the heart.
While smokeing a cigar and holding a flame thrower…
Fucking brilliant.[/quote]
Oh great, thanks. Now I’m scared of deadlifting. And cigars.
I would strap a load of explosives to my torso, then catapult myself (with an actual catapult) over a busy area in a big city. On descent, approximately 50feet from the ground, I’d detonate the explosives, showering everyone in my entrails. Ha.
[quote]Jerkwad wrote:
I always thought a good way to mess up someone else would be to knock him out, dress him in a Klansman robe and drive out in a van to Harlem, drop him off on Adam Clayton Powell Boulevard and split. I guess dressing ones self in the uniform and walking out there autonomously would be a pretty ballsy move…whose fruition you may not live to see.[/quote]
Yeah, but then Samuel L. Jackson would come out of his store to save you … come on man, havent you seen Die Hard With a Vengeance?
[quote]Dave_ wrote:
Schwarzenegger wrote:
Uber N3wb wrote:
Deadlifting 1100lbs and after you lockout twist to the side a little so your spine snaps and stabs you in the heart.
While smokeing a cigar and holding a flame thrower…
Fucking brilliant.
Oh great, thanks. Now I’m scared of deadlifting. And cigars.
I would strap a load of explosives to my torso, then catapult myself (with an actual catapult) over a busy area in a big city. On descent, approximately 50feet from the ground, I’d detonate the explosives, showering everyone in my entrails. Ha.
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Dark but amusing.
I would fire myself from a cannon across a long series of cheese graters set up to follow my trajectory.
Or maybe dive head first into a blazing lighter fluid slip&slide that runs into the mouth of a wood chipper.
It would probably be one of those.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I would fire myself from a cannon across a long series of cheese graters set up to follow my trajectory.
Or maybe dive head first into a blazing lighter fluid slip&slide that runs into the mouth of a wood chipper.
It would probably be one of those.
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It’d have to be the 2nd one. I thought of projectile suicide first, so you can’t have it. Sorry.
There is always battling large animals like a bear or a bull. Provided you truly are manly you may actually win, so it might not be a great idea.
[quote]Dave_ wrote:
Schwarzenegger wrote:
Uber N3wb wrote:
Deadlifting 1100lbs and after you lockout twist to the side a little so your spine snaps and stabs you in the heart.
While smokeing a cigar and holding a flame thrower…
Fucking brilliant.
Oh great, thanks. Now I’m scared of deadlifting. And cigars.
I would strap a load of explosives to my torso, then catapult myself (with an actual catapult) over a busy area in a big city. On descent, approximately 50feet from the ground, I’d detonate the explosives, showering everyone in my entrails. Ha.
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You’re a genius…I wish I’d thought of that. Enjoy your copyright, I won’t take it…sigh.
Anything involving a butter knife. I hear the serrated edge will fuck you up.
[quote]Jerkwad wrote:
Dave_ wrote:
Schwarzenegger wrote:
Uber N3wb wrote:
Deadlifting 1100lbs and after you lockout twist to the side a little so your spine snaps and stabs you in the heart.
While smokeing a cigar and holding a flame thrower…
Fucking brilliant.
Oh great, thanks. Now I’m scared of deadlifting. And cigars.
I would strap a load of explosives to my torso, then catapult myself (with an actual catapult) over a busy area in a big city. On descent, approximately 50feet from the ground, I’d detonate the explosives, showering everyone in my entrails. Ha.
You’re a genius…I wish I’d thought of that. Enjoy your copyright, I won’t take it…sigh.[/quote]
Hey, cheer up. If I ever do it, I won’t be around to defend my copyright, so everyone will be free to use it!