Great parody by the way…and for what its worth I agree with OP.
By the way I know it has been asked but whos the lady in ur Avatar?
[quote]jskrabac wrote:
[quote]jre67t wrote:
You are what is wrong with America expecting something out of nothing. I dont care if your bulking. Whats next walking to a grocery store and taking food for free.
I cannot understand how yall freeloaders are not lined up and shot. You my friend are a thief.[/quote]
It’s not at all like stealing from a grocery store. It’s like, if you’re dying of thirst in the desert, and I show up with water, but tell you you have to give me your life savings in order to get my water. Do you see my point? These restaurants are exploiting the fact that, as bodybuilders, we need to eat as much 5 star food as we can, or we’ll die!![/quote]
So you’re saying bodybuilders really eat out at 5 star restaurants a lot?
I just thought bodybuilders tend to cook the majority of their foods, just because they can control what goes into them.
[quote]B.L.U. Ninja wrote:
[quote]jskrabac wrote:
[quote]jre67t wrote:
You are what is wrong with America expecting something out of nothing. I dont care if your bulking. Whats next walking to a grocery store and taking food for free.
I cannot understand how yall freeloaders are not lined up and shot. You my friend are a thief.[/quote]
It’s not at all like stealing from a grocery store. It’s like, if you’re dying of thirst in the desert, and I show up with water, but tell you you have to give me your life savings in order to get my water. Do you see my point? These restaurants are exploiting the fact that, as bodybuilders, we need to eat as much 5 star food as we can, or we’ll die!![/quote]
So you’re saying bodybuilders really eat out at 5 star restaurants a lot?
I just thought bodybuilders tend to cook the majority of their foods, just because they can control what goes into them.[/quote]
Well, the SERIOUS eaters do.
[quote]jskrabac wrote:
[quote]B.L.U. Ninja wrote:
[quote]jskrabac wrote:
[quote]jre67t wrote:
You are what is wrong with America expecting something out of nothing. I dont care if your bulking. Whats next walking to a grocery store and taking food for free.
I cannot understand how yall freeloaders are not lined up and shot. You my friend are a thief.[/quote]
It’s not at all like stealing from a grocery store. It’s like, if you’re dying of thirst in the desert, and I show up with water, but tell you you have to give me your life savings in order to get my water. Do you see my point? These restaurants are exploiting the fact that, as bodybuilders, we need to eat as much 5 star food as we can, or we’ll die!![/quote]
So you’re saying bodybuilders really eat out at 5 star restaurants a lot?
I just thought bodybuilders tend to cook the majority of their foods, just because they can control what goes into them.[/quote]
Well, the SERIOUS eaters do. [/quote]
LOL.
[quote]Prof wrote:
That was fantastic. Is Nards going to take on the “400 years dead lover returns” story?[/quote]
I’m thinking of a parody of LankyMofo’s thread called Turning a Car Around but he really hates parody threads.
I actually think the basic premise of this idea would work. First, if you just walk past the reception desk of a busy restaurant, they assume you were already there and are just re-entering or, that you are merely meeting your party who has already been seated. On a busy night (weekends in particular), that reception area is a mess.
Seating yourself may or may not be tricky. The waiter certainly wouldn’t know you weren’t the correct party for the next table, but the moment the hostess tried to seat the next rightful party, inquiries would ensue.
You could certainly just walk out on the check at any busy restaurant, thus you should just make a reservation under an assumed name, choose a busy night, eat until you almost vomit (don’t forget a doggie bag), make for the bathroom and then straight out the door.
[quote]jskrabac wrote:
[quote]jre67t wrote:
You are what is wrong with America expecting something out of nothing. I dont care if your bulking. Whats next walking to a grocery store and taking food for free.
I cannot understand how yall freeloaders are not lined up and shot. You my friend are a thief.[/quote]
It’s not at all like stealing from a grocery store. It’s like, if you’re dying of thirst in the desert, and I show up with water, but tell you you have to give me your life savings in order to get my water. Do you see my point? These restaurants are exploiting the fact that, as bodybuilders, we need to eat as much 5 star food as we can, or we’ll die!![/quote]
ROFL!
I was thinking about restaurants a few days ago and how, if you were starving, you could go into a really nice steak restaurant…order two 16 oz. NY strips with drinks and shrimp cocktails and cheeseckae and coffee for dessert, but then tell them you have no money…but at least you ate like a king.
That’s impossible at McDonalds. You could try to get a small ffries and they’ll ask you to pay first. Ha!