How to Deal with Stupid Parents

[quote]treco wrote:
This thread feels like one of the banned meme queens has gotten a new computer (and IP address) [/quote]

No, it’s even worse. This is obviously HoustonGuy reincarnated once again as one of the many variations of the classic douche/jerk-off that he so adeptly portrays every time he comes on here.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
In reality you all wish you were 18 again. [/quote]

God fucking no.

24 maybe, likely 26/27 is as low as I would go. Fuck being 18 again, lol. [/quote]

If I get to keep the experience, any age would do, if not, 25 is the absolute minimum. [/quote]

I would trade everything to be at my age, 34, with no children ever.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

Edit: I mean, 99% of us have seen her blowing a guy and she’s still seen as a role model. [/quote]

wow, the 1% I don’t want to be in, and I’m in it. [/quote]

I’M ZE 1%!! I’M ZE VINNER!!

[quote]dt79 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
In reality you all wish you were 18 again. [/quote]

God fucking no.

24 maybe, likely 26/27 is as low as I would go. Fuck being 18 again, lol. [/quote]

If I get to keep the experience, any age would do, if not, 25 is the absolute minimum. [/quote]

I would trade everything to be at my age, 34, with no children ever.
[/quote]
Uh really

Am I the only one who is fine at the age they are and have no real regrets?

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]dt79 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
In reality you all wish you were 18 again. [/quote]

God fucking no.

24 maybe, likely 26/27 is as low as I would go. Fuck being 18 again, lol. [/quote]

If I get to keep the experience, any age would do, if not, 25 is the absolute minimum. [/quote]

I would trade everything to be at my age, 34, with no children ever.
[/quote]
Uh really

Am I the only one who is fine at the age they are and have no real regrets? [/quote]

Well it sounded like dt is fine with his age, he just wishes he didn’t have kids.

I’m glad I don’t have kids yet (sometimes I just say it to myself to give myself a sense of relief)and I’m fine with my age, but I’m only 26.

[quote]carbiduis wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]dt79 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
In reality you all wish you were 18 again. [/quote]

God fucking no.

24 maybe, likely 26/27 is as low as I would go. Fuck being 18 again, lol. [/quote]

If I get to keep the experience, any age would do, if not, 25 is the absolute minimum. [/quote]

I would trade everything to be at my age, 34, with no children ever.
[/quote]
Uh really

Am I the only one who is fine at the age they are and have no real regrets? [/quote]

Well it sounded like dt is fine with his age, he just wishes he didn’t have kids.

I’m glad I don’t have kids yet (sometimes I just say it to myself to give myself a sense of relief)and I’m fine with my age, but I’m only 26.
[/quote]
No I get that. I can agree with not wanting to be married, I have been through a divorce.

But kids? Last I checked they didnt create themselves and to say you regret your kids tends to bring your parenting skills into question.

Most people would not publicly say that.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]dt79 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
In reality you all wish you were 18 again. [/quote]

God fucking no.

24 maybe, likely 26/27 is as low as I would go. Fuck being 18 again, lol. [/quote]

If I get to keep the experience, any age would do, if not, 25 is the absolute minimum. [/quote]

I would trade everything to be at my age, 34, with no children ever.
[/quote]
Uh really

Am I the only one who is fine at the age they are and have no real regrets? [/quote]

nope

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]carbiduis wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]dt79 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
In reality you all wish you were 18 again. [/quote]

God fucking no.

24 maybe, likely 26/27 is as low as I would go. Fuck being 18 again, lol. [/quote]

If I get to keep the experience, any age would do, if not, 25 is the absolute minimum. [/quote]

I would trade everything to be at my age, 34, with no children ever.
[/quote]
Uh really

Am I the only one who is fine at the age they are and have no real regrets? [/quote]

Well it sounded like dt is fine with his age, he just wishes he didn’t have kids.

I’m glad I don’t have kids yet (sometimes I just say it to myself to give myself a sense of relief)and I’m fine with my age, but I’m only 26.
[/quote]
No I get that. I can agree with not wanting to be married, I have been through a divorce.

But kids? Last I checked they didnt create themselves and to say you regret your kids tends to bring your parenting skills into question.

Most people would not publicly say that. [/quote]

They can be a pain in the ass but having kids is easily one of the best things that has every happened to me.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]carbiduis wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]dt79 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
In reality you all wish you were 18 again. [/quote]

God fucking no.

24 maybe, likely 26/27 is as low as I would go. Fuck being 18 again, lol. [/quote]

If I get to keep the experience, any age would do, if not, 25 is the absolute minimum. [/quote]

I would trade everything to be at my age, 34, with no children ever.
[/quote]
Uh really

Am I the only one who is fine at the age they are and have no real regrets? [/quote]

Well it sounded like dt is fine with his age, he just wishes he didn’t have kids.

I’m glad I don’t have kids yet (sometimes I just say it to myself to give myself a sense of relief)and I’m fine with my age, but I’m only 26.
[/quote]
No I get that. I can agree with not wanting to be married, I have been through a divorce.

But kids? Last I checked they didnt create themselves and to say you regret your kids tends to bring your parenting skills into question.

Most people would not publicly say that. [/quote]

No when i typed that my wife’s relatives with 5 screaming kids were at my home and i couldn’t think in English.

I have no children and never intend to have any. I meant i would like to stay at this age forever lol. With no children.

You old guys are fools. Don’t come back to my age! You reach your strength peak from like 35-45! I can’t wait to be 35. Pretty sure on your 35th birthday the bench press fairy comes into your room at night and leaves gains under your pillow, and then when you wake up and go to the gym that day you’re suddenly 50lbs stronger on the bench. Gosh it must be great to be your guys’ age.

From what older guys most have told me the best age for men is around 30.

Have your shit together and still in your sexual attractiveness prime

[quote]dt79 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]carbiduis wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]dt79 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
In reality you all wish you were 18 again. [/quote]

God fucking no.

24 maybe, likely 26/27 is as low as I would go. Fuck being 18 again, lol. [/quote]

If I get to keep the experience, any age would do, if not, 25 is the absolute minimum. [/quote]

I would trade everything to be at my age, 34, with no children ever.
[/quote]
Uh really

Am I the only one who is fine at the age they are and have no real regrets? [/quote]

Well it sounded like dt is fine with his age, he just wishes he didn’t have kids.

I’m glad I don’t have kids yet (sometimes I just say it to myself to give myself a sense of relief)and I’m fine with my age, but I’m only 26.
[/quote]
No I get that. I can agree with not wanting to be married, I have been through a divorce.

But kids? Last I checked they didnt create themselves and to say you regret your kids tends to bring your parenting skills into question.

Most people would not publicly say that. [/quote]

No when i typed that my wife’s relatives with 5 screaming kids were at my home and i couldn’t think in English.

I have no children and never intend to have any. I meant i would like to stay at this age forever lol. With no children.
[/quote]

Okay now that makes more sense.

[quote]csulli wrote:
You old guys are fools. Don’t come back to my age! You reach your strength peak from like 35-45! I can’t wait to be 35. Pretty sure on your 35th birthday the bench press fairy comes into your room at night and leaves gains under your pillow, and then when you wake up and go to the gym that day you’re suddenly 50lbs stronger on the bench. Gosh it must be great to be your guys’ age.[/quote]
Well the arthritis fairy also visits and that bitch is cranky

[quote]csulli wrote:
You old guys are fools. Don’t come back to my age! You reach your strength peak from like 35-45! I can’t wait to be 35. Pretty sure on your 35th birthday the bench press fairy comes into your room at night and leaves gains under your pillow, and then when you wake up and go to the gym that day you’re suddenly 50lbs stronger on the bench. Gosh it must be great to be your guys’ age.[/quote]

You get that slightly grainy look without roids too.

35 is great. If you take care of yourself, you can still pick up girls in their early 20s (but you’re smart enough to recognize the drawbacks) and your earning potential is much higher than even age 30. By 35 there’s a good chance you’ve got 10 years of a career under your belt and financially, things are starting to click.

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]carbiduis wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]dt79 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
In reality you all wish you were 18 again. [/quote]

God fucking no.

24 maybe, likely 26/27 is as low as I would go. Fuck being 18 again, lol. [/quote]

If I get to keep the experience, any age would do, if not, 25 is the absolute minimum. [/quote]

I would trade everything to be at my age, 34, with no children ever.
[/quote]
Uh really

Am I the only one who is fine at the age they are and have no real regrets? [/quote]

Well it sounded like dt is fine with his age, he just wishes he didn’t have kids.

I’m glad I don’t have kids yet (sometimes I just say it to myself to give myself a sense of relief)and I’m fine with my age, but I’m only 26.
[/quote]
No I get that. I can agree with not wanting to be married, I have been through a divorce.

But kids? Last I checked they didnt create themselves and to say you regret your kids tends to bring your parenting skills into question.

Most people would not publicly say that. [/quote]

They can be a pain in the ass but having kids is easily one of the best things that has every happened to me.
[/quote]

yup

[quote]csulli wrote:
You old guys are fools. Don’t come back to my age! You reach your strength peak from like 35-45! I can’t wait to be 35. Pretty sure on your 35th birthday the bench press fairy comes into your room at night and leaves gains under your pillow, and then when you wake up and go to the gym that day you’re suddenly 50lbs stronger on the bench. Gosh it must be great to be your guys’ age.[/quote]

My strength and recovery started to take a hit around 42. Injuries start piling up also.

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
35 is great. If you take care of yourself, you can still pick up girls in their early 20s (but you’re smart enough to recognize the drawbacks) and your earning potential is much higher than even age 30. By 35 there’s a good chance you’ve got 10 years of a career under your belt and financially, things are starting to click.[/quote]

I hope you’re right.

I want to have kids some day, but I can’t imagine doing so on my current income(or anything close to it really).

I want more money now and am willing to work hard for it, but that doesn’t change the fact that I’m only 26, fuck.

[quote]carbiduis wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
35 is great. If you take care of yourself, you can still pick up girls in their early 20s (but you’re smart enough to recognize the drawbacks) and your earning potential is much higher than even age 30. By 35 there’s a good chance you’ve got 10 years of a career under your belt and financially, things are starting to click.[/quote]

I hope you’re right.

I want to have kids some day, but I can’t imagine doing so on my current income(or anything close to it really).

I want more money now and am willing to work hard for it, but that doesn’t change the fact that I’m only 26, fuck. [/quote]

x2

I know that my parents did it and provided an extremely comfortable life for my brother and me, but some days I do wonder how I’ll ever provide for a family on what seems like a “respectable” income. My concerns will be somewhat eased when my GF and I move in together and have 2 incomes instead of 1 to pay the rent, but still it’s going to take a few years of saving before I’ll have ANY confidence in my financial stability.

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
You are 18. Get a fucking job, move out, stop calling your mother stupid and start buying things for your parents instead of leeching off them like a parasite.

Grow the fuck up, you entitled piece of shit.[/quote]

Don’t listen to this man. Not sarcasm.