10 lottery scratch-off games and a 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon, which has to be ice cold.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Nate112 wrote:
But that’s negotiable.
Negotiable as in… like 4.5 million for missionary, and 9.2 million if she goes ATM?[/quote]
hahaha, way to take a part of what i say dude, I mean if i could be locked in the room with the guy, the bat is negotiable, it wouldn’t be a necessity to kick the crap out of him. But maybe what you said too…
I’m not married, but if I had a wife, there is no amount of money that I would do this for.
as long as the person she’s fucking clears a disease test then no money is required. If she wants to do it who am I to stop her?
but if the money is offered we will most definitely take it, whatever amount
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
A extra large meat lovers pizza and hot wings with an extra large diet coke.
- Brother[/quote]
what’s the diet coke for? that’s like the lettuce on the triple cheeseburger, what’s the point?
[quote]Growing_Boy wrote:
About 19.99 for a box of 9mm. So I can shoot both motherfuckers dead :D[/quote]
You my friend are the fuckin man for saying that. My thoughts exactly, neither would deserve to live. 
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Nate112 wrote:
But that’s negotiable.
Negotiable as in… like 4.5 million for missionary, and 9.2 million if she goes ATM?[/quote]
LOL 9.2 million, that’s a pretty exact figure, you put some thought into that didn’t ya?
well. If I had a wife/gf and she was into that kind of kinky shit I don’t see why not. The fuck why pay me? But hey I’d bang all the chicks I want.
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
The savvy businessman asks, “Will the $5 million be counted as a bonus?”
Cuz that shit is taxed at like 40%, son.[/quote]
What?
Anyone paying anywhere close to 40% is a retard. If you are going to actually get this kind of money, you best be smart enough to not just deposit the fucking check in the bank.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
PonceDeLeon wrote:
The savvy businessman asks, “Will the $5 million be counted as a bonus?”
Cuz that shit is taxed at like 40%, son.
What?
Anyone paying anywhere close to 40% is a retard. If you are going to actually get this kind of money, you best be smart enough to not just deposit the fucking check in the bank.[/quote]
Holy cocknuts US income taxes are less than 50%? Jesus, if you’re in the Netherlands and have an above marginal income prepare to pay 52-56% income taxes…
[quote]Sick Rick wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
PonceDeLeon wrote:
The savvy businessman asks, “Will the $5 million be counted as a bonus?”
Cuz that shit is taxed at like 40%, son.
What?
Anyone paying anywhere close to 40% is a retard. If you are going to actually get this kind of money, you best be smart enough to not just deposit the fucking check in the bank.
Holy cocknuts US income taxes are less than 50%? Jesus, if you’re in the Netherlands and have an above marginal income prepare to pay 52-56% income taxes…
[/quote]
Lol at 56%…
I’ve seen $50,000,000 AGI pay around 22%. But you have to plan for that shit. If we didn’t do what we did for him, he would have paid out his ass.
But honestly that is just Federal… If you add in state and local income taxes, property taxes and all the consumption taxes one pays, yeah you’re looking at 50% plus in states like NY. Fuck yourself sideways if you live or work in NYC.
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i dont have a girlfriend but if i did, i doubt i’d even haggle to as high as $5 million dollars.
if that was offered to me though i’d totally do it. you know how much more pussy you’d get with 5 million dollars? you could buy a Lamborghini and just stand next to it at the beach. hell you could buy sex for the rest of your life from hot european prostitutes. besides its only a matter of time before your sweetie pie cheats on you anyway. dont be a suckah[/quote]
X2
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
PonceDeLeon wrote:
The savvy businessman asks, “Will the $5 million be counted as a bonus?”
Cuz that shit is taxed at like 40%, son.
What?
Anyone paying anywhere close to 40% is a retard. If you are going to actually get this kind of money, you best be smart enough to not just deposit the fucking check in the bank.[/quote]
A bonus is taxed at 40%. Falls out of income tax brackets.
[quote]mavrcksurfer69 wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i dont have a girlfriend but if i did, i doubt i’d even haggle to as high as $5 million dollars.
if that was offered to me though i’d totally do it. you know how much more pussy you’d get with 5 million dollars? you could buy a Lamborghini and just stand next to it at the beach. hell you could buy sex for the rest of your life from hot european prostitutes. besides its only a matter of time before your sweetie pie cheats on you anyway. dont be a suckah
X2[/quote]
For atleast a couple of guys in this thread, you would be getting some compensation for your woman fucking some other dude for a change. Of the women I have known >80% have been habitual cheaters.
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
PonceDeLeon wrote:
The savvy businessman asks, “Will the $5 million be counted as a bonus?”
Cuz that shit is taxed at like 40%, son.
What?
Anyone paying anywhere close to 40% is a retard. If you are going to actually get this kind of money, you best be smart enough to not just deposit the fucking check in the bank.
A bonus is taxed at 40%. Falls out of income tax brackets.
[/quote]
What the fuck are you talking about? Are you talking about Canada or Sweden or something?
These questions are retarded.
[quote]LS87 wrote:
mavrcksurfer69 wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i dont have a girlfriend but if i did, i doubt i’d even haggle to as high as $5 million dollars.
if that was offered to me though i’d totally do it. you know how much more pussy you’d get with 5 million dollars? you could buy a Lamborghini and just stand next to it at the beach. hell you could buy sex for the rest of your life from hot european prostitutes. besides its only a matter of time before your sweetie pie cheats on you anyway. dont be a suckah
X2
For atleast a couple of guys in this thread, you would be getting some compensation for your woman fucking some other dude for a change. Of the women I have known >80% have been habitual cheaters.[/quote]
so what 79% have been? or did you just put the ‘greater than’ sign in the wrong place?
i’m not really sure what you’re saying with that post.
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
These questions are retarded. [/quote]
well fuck you too then
[quote]mavrcksurfer69 wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
For atleast a couple of guys in this thread, you would be getting some compensation for your woman fucking some other dude for a change. Of the women I have known >80% have been habitual cheaters.
so what 79% have been? or did you just put the ‘greater than’ sign in the wrong place?
i’m not really sure what you’re saying with that post. [/quote]
Fail?
yeah maths fail lol
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