Oh why stop - I’m on a roll here now …
Let’s start the lesson with Technology …
Who invented the submarine …
Yes you guessed it the Irish …
Smith and Wesson - Mr. Smiths family … yes you guessed it Irish.
Nuclear energy … yes - you’re getting good … what else … Boyles Law, the Kelvin,
Acting we dominate the stages …
Gabriel Byrne, Branagh, Daniel Day-Lewis, Colin Farrell, Gambon, Richard Harris, Liam Neeson, Maureen O’Hara, Peter O’Toole … and that’s just a few…
Damn it we even had the best Bond … Brosnan
You want to know about Literature too ?
ok … here’s just a few …
Beckett,
Behan
Bront? sisters,
Seamus Heaney,
Kavanagh,
Shakespeare had an Irish Mum
C.S. Lewis,
Sean O’Casey,
George Bernard Shaw,
Bram Stoker (yeh … Dracula), Jonathan Swift, John Millington Synge, Oscar Wilde, William Butler Yeats …
I don’t know how many Nobel winners that was …
Sport … sure we invneted Football as you know it, Aussie Rules and Lacrosse.
We built and sold Muscle Stimualtion Machines to Ben Johnson was using back in the mid 80’s
… the rest of the world only heard of muscle stimulation 5 years ago.
Oh and on Ben Johnson, fast human ever … what did he drink each night to help build muscle? Two raw eggs in a pint of Guinness (true)… yes we practically built the guy for the Canadians, greatest soccer player on two pints -George Best,
Who else …
Michael Flately,
Henry Ford
Tom Monaghan
Walt Disney
Michael Moore
Mell Gibson
Regis Philbin
Conan O’Brein
Jonny Carson
Audie Murphy
John Holland
Billy the Kid
Some dude called JFK
I taught you already about boxing didn’t I?
What are we on now? Refreshments?
Guiness, invented Whiskey - told the Scots about it and let them pretend they own it since they have nothign else, Moonshine? Naw we had that first … thats a version of the recipe for Poitin that we make at home here,
Music - U2
Argument ended.
(There’s also …
Van Morrison,
Phil Lynott,
Michael Jackson,
Presleys Mum was Irish,
Paul McCartney and John Lennon of The Beatles)
Hell, even ‘Diry Harry’ was Irish
You’re lucky my memory is only half working tonight or I’d really let fly …