[quote]Professor X wrote:
Thib is actually not human and can shrink and grow at will.
Sure, he may PRETEND that he lifts heavy weights and trains hard, but I have personally witnessed him instantly gain 30lbs of solid muscle while doing nothing but smoothly squeezing out a mild fart in the passing breeze.
I have a theory that passing that fart aids his transformation somehow, but seeing as how my last inquiry into his amazing abilities caused him to grow to 350lbs just so he could out-eat me at Whataburger, I think I will pass on further investigation.[/quote]
It’s a hulk type of gene. He can absorb energy at will causing exponential growth.
In a well lit room or somewhere with loud music playing he hits 7-800 lbs. if he wants.
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I tried pissing him off to see if he would get even bigger but he’s a lot like the Pillsbury Doughboy in that he just giggles and then goes and bakes something to eat.[/quote]
[quote]Meni69 wrote:
my buddy asked me about responses to the post, i forgot I posted it.
so Thibs must be real short I assume to be wearing a L
someone asked for Hawaiian Tropic model?
today beach
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Seriously man, you are my favorite poster!!! [/quote]
you said that to me, you say that to everyone? slams door[/quote]
You can’t compete with him Kerley, I’m sorry. You post pictures of Kittehs and assist in giving celtics shit, which is great, but this guy’s got a hot model gf who he’s willing to share… All you share is your fapping stories.[/quote]
please call them fappng fables, i like alliteration.[/quote]
Friday night fapping fables about your favorite forein females frequently fingering, feeling, and fking their feather cover friends, til all your freaky fantasies are fulfilled and your forearms are freakishly huge from fapping feaverishly.
[quote]Meni69 wrote:
my buddy asked me about responses to the post, i forgot I posted it.
so Thibs must be real short I assume to be wearing a L
someone asked for Hawaiian Tropic model?
today beach
[/quote]
Seriously man, you are my favorite poster!!! [/quote]
you said that to me, you say that to everyone? slams door[/quote]
You can’t compete with him Kerley, I’m sorry. You post pictures of Kittehs and assist in giving celtics shit, which is great, but this guy’s got a hot model gf who he’s willing to share… All you share is your fapping stories.[/quote]
please call them fappng fables, i like alliteration.[/quote]
Friday night fapping fables about your favorite forein females frequently fingering, feeling, and fking their feather cover friends, til all your freaky fantasies are fulfilled and your forearms are freakishly huge from fapping feaverishly.
[quote]gregron wrote:
hahaha so many lulz in this thread.
Also that chick is hott… is that your girl or just a pic you found on the interwebz?
.greg.[/quote]
Can you be more specific in your “so many lulz in this thread” post?? Who initiated the lulz and how did they compare to the other lulz in this thread? I like to keep track, I actually have a point system.