How Far Would You Go?

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[quote]BodyByGame20 wrote:
Aw, did i hurt your little baby feelings?

I would’ve actually been surprised if I didn’t get a comment back like that. Good job on being a cliche douche cannon.

Remember when you took a knock at how much I get laid? OH FUCK THAT WAS HILARIOUS. Sad thing is, I probably have been laid more then you and better yet? I’m probably younger then you too.

Asshole, huh? Is that it imhungry? What are you hungry for anyway? cock and balls? Yeah, probably. [/quote]
WOW.

For someone who like to play pranks and have fun, you sure as shit can’t take a ball-busting, can you?

Oh, I have NO doubt whatsoever that you’re MUCH younger than me… None.at.all.

This thread has baby girl all over it. I think you’re overdue on your nap…you’re a little cranky.

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Prank and being a douche nozzle are two different concepts, apparently ones you can’t grasp.

You fall in the douche nozzle category, thanks for playing though!

Does anyone actually wanna contribute something to this thread? You know… besides the mass amount of internet warriors.

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[quote]BodyByGame20 wrote:
yes, I’m an assclown.

I’ve seen pictures of X and he’s a fuckin’ real life monster. Unlike you, whom I sure is carrying a pair of DD bitch tits. [/quote]

Fixed

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I would like to point out you didn’t try and edit the bitch tits remark… I’m glad you’ve come to terms with your breasts.

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Regarding the same roommate I mentioned above:

He was a fine arts major when he lived with me. Well, his final art project before he graduated was some bullshit, semester-long thesis that culminated in a big showing for all of his friends, teachers and classmates.

What he had done was film himself rebuilding the engine from his '73 Honda 350 and then he built a makeshift theater in one of the art rooms on campus where people could come and view this fucking lame video. The deal was, whoever came to view it had to tell other people about what they saw, except that they had to tell a lie about it. I know, I can’t believe they give degrees for this shit either.

Anyways, his art was him creating a scenario in which other people could create art; what lies people told about what they saw was HIS art. It was supposed to be some aborted commentary on what people consider art these days.

So for his big showing, in front of literally hundreds of people, I got myself a front row seat and sat through the whole fucking video until the question/answer session where people could ask about the artist’s process. I called him out in front of everyone. I told him it was all bullshit and that if what he did was art, then essentially the people who make oil pastels, brushes, canvasses and so on are artists as well. I started screaming at him, demanding that the school give ME an art degree since I was the artist and he was just the maker of my supplies, I called him a fraud, then I got into a huge argument with him and a few of his hippy classmates about their complicity in the cheapening of what didn’t even deserve to be referred to as “low art”. By the end of the show, most people were on my side, he was literally crying on stage, and he got booed by about half of the audience.

It was great! So yeah, that’s how far I’ll go.[/quote]

You’ve got some issues to deal with. You don’t seem to understand the difference between practical jokes and psychotic behavior.

DB[/quote]

Read the title of the thread. This is how I have gone/will go.[/quote]

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[quote]BodyByGame20 wrote:
Prank and being a douche nozzle are two different concepts, apparently ones you can’t grasp.

You fall in the douche nozzle category, thanks for playing though!

Does anyone actually wanna contribute something to this thread? You know… besides the mass amount of internet warriors. [/quote]

Here, i’ll contribute…

You like?

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Hahahaaa…

Do you have the Indiana Jones “We. Are Going. To Die! :(” clip?

Because that one is gold ponyboy.

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[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
Hahahaaa…

Do you have the Indiana Jones “We. Are Going. To Die! :(” clip?

Because that one is gold ponyboy.[/quote]

Damn, Wol’s got that one!

LET’S DO IT FOR JOHNNY!!!

This gif shouldn’t make me laugh so much, but it does…

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[quote]BodyByGame20 wrote:
Aw, did i hurt your little baby feelings?

I would’ve actually been surprised if I didn’t get a comment back like that. Good job on being a cliche douche cannon.

Remember when you took a knock at how much I get laid? OH FUCK THAT WAS HILARIOUS. Sad thing is, I probably have been laid more then you and better yet? I’m probably younger then you too.

Asshole, huh? Is that it imhungry? What are you hungry for anyway? cock and balls? Yeah, probably. [/quote]

Jesus Christ! Judging by your posts, I suspect that if you were the victim of the most mundane of pranks you’d react by burning the perpetrator’s house down and then skullfucking his dead corpse.

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Wow this douche really showed his colors huh …

I’ll bite, I wasn’t trolling, I was directing you towards a thread WITH THE EXACT FUCKING TOPIC that was still RELEVANT you stupid douche bag. Here I’ll pretend you haven’t been here for 3 years now hold my hand and I’ll show you how things work (since you OBVIOUSLY can’t figure it out for yourself)

First, ask yourself "Hey what would be the best way to (a) avoid being ridiculed incessantly by people with who are wittier than me so I don’t have to whine and cry like a little 4 year old girl because I can’t take criticism or jokes (or) (b) show my true self for what I really am: an enormous douche with absolutely zero sense of humor, self esteem or personality.

Now let’s tackle (a): First you have to assume you’re not original. I know that’s a stretch for you, but bear with me. If you come up with an idea for what you think is an original post, you immediately doubt yourself. Check first. If there’s a thread with the INFORMATION YOU SEEK … well shit you don’t have to create a new one. If you happen to miss said thread and receive replies like you’ve gotten be humble admit your mess up and take whatever stupid comments thrown your way with a grain of salt. Remember WE DON’T KNOW YOU, we’re just busting balls. At first. More than likely everyone will get a good laugh out of it and your thread may even thrive and grow into a decent one.

Now, if you take (b): well we’re seeing how THAT played out for ya now aren’t we.

You’re not great. I don’t care what your mom tells you, you’re. just. not. You might be ok, but you’re not great. You’re (obviously) not original, and you’re (obviously) not clever. You (obviously) have low self esteem since you get so worked up over stupid comments on an internet board. Now, I don’t really give a shit you asked me politely to swallow a bullet (I believe that’s what you said). But I do get irritated by how you reacted throughout this thread like you’re someone who we should know; you do realize that you threw the equivalent of a tantrum THAT’S FOREVER STUCK HERE? That’s like being drunk on a public buss and getting you ass beat by a 67 year old guy with a beard. Way to go champ, gooood job. Tell me how that works out for ya, k?

Now, I’m going to go eat, do homework, and make sweet sweet love to my gorgeous girlfriend … what you don’t believe me? Who gives a shit? Now, run along and play with the blocks … remember the circle shaped ones go in the circle shaped holes and the square shaped blocks go in the square shaped holes.

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[quote]polo77j wrote:
Wow this douche really showed his colors huh …

I’ll bite, I wasn’t trolling, I was directing you towards a thread WITH THE EXACT FUCKING TOPIC that was still RELEVANT you stupid douche bag. Here I’ll pretend you haven’t been here for 3 years now hold my hand and I’ll show you how things work (since you OBVIOUSLY can’t figure it out for yourself)

First, ask yourself "Hey what would be the best way to (a) avoid being ridiculed incessantly by people with who are wittier than me so I don’t have to whine and cry like a little 4 year old girl because I can’t take criticism or jokes (or) (b) show my true self for what I really am: an enormous douche with absolutely zero sense of humor, self esteem or personality.

Now let’s tackle (a): First you have to assume you’re not original. I know that’s a stretch for you, but bear with me. If you come up with an idea for what you think is an original post, you immediately doubt yourself. Check first. If there’s a thread with the INFORMATION YOU SEEK … well shit you don’t have to create a new one. If you happen to miss said thread and receive replies like you’ve gotten be humble admit your mess up and take whatever stupid comments thrown your way with a grain of salt. Remember WE DON’T KNOW YOU, we’re just busting balls. At first. More than likely everyone will get a good laugh out of it and your thread may even thrive and grow into a decent one.

Now, if you take (b): well we’re seeing how THAT played out for ya now aren’t we.

You’re not great. I don’t care what your mom tells you, you’re. just. not. You might be ok, but you’re not great. You’re (obviously) not original, and you’re (obviously) not clever. You (obviously) have low self esteem since you get so worked up over stupid comments on an internet board. Now, I don’t really give a shit you asked me politely to swallow a bullet (I believe that’s what you said). But I do get irritated by how you reacted throughout this thread like you’re someone who we should know; you do realize that you threw the equivalent of a tantrum THAT’S FOREVER STUCK HERE? That’s like being drunk on a public buss and getting you ass beat by a 67 year old guy with a beard. Way to go champ, gooood job. Tell me how that works out for ya, k?

Now, I’m going to go eat, do homework, and make sweet sweet love to my gorgeous girlfriend … what you don’t believe me? Who gives a shit? Now, run along and play with the blocks … remember the circle shaped ones go in the circle shaped holes and the square shaped blocks go in the square shaped holes.[/quote]

If I watched Archer, I’d imagine the guy in your avatar talking like that.

Actually I don’t watch Archer, and I still imagined it.

OP sounds like he needs to grow up (my own and original thought).

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[quote]polo77j wrote:
Wow this douche really showed his colors huh …

I’ll bite, I wasn’t trolling, I was directing you towards a thread WITH THE EXACT FUCKING TOPIC that was still RELEVANT you stupid douche bag. Here I’ll pretend you haven’t been here for 3 years now hold my hand and I’ll show you how things work (since you OBVIOUSLY can’t figure it out for yourself)

First, ask yourself "Hey what would be the best way to (a) avoid being ridiculed incessantly by people with who are wittier than me so I don’t have to whine and cry like a little 4 year old girl because I can’t take criticism or jokes (or) (b) show my true self for what I really am: an enormous douche with absolutely zero sense of humor, self esteem or personality.

Now let’s tackle (a): First you have to assume you’re not original. I know that’s a stretch for you, but bear with me. If you come up with an idea for what you think is an original post, you immediately doubt yourself. Check first. If there’s a thread with the INFORMATION YOU SEEK … well shit you don’t have to create a new one. If you happen to miss said thread and receive replies like you’ve gotten be humble admit your mess up and take whatever stupid comments thrown your way with a grain of salt. Remember WE DON’T KNOW YOU, we’re just busting balls. At first. More than likely everyone will get a good laugh out of it and your thread may even thrive and grow into a decent one.

Now, if you take (b): well we’re seeing how THAT played out for ya now aren’t we.

You’re not great. I don’t care what your mom tells you, you’re. just. not. You might be ok, but you’re not great. You’re (obviously) not original, and you’re (obviously) not clever. You (obviously) have low self esteem since you get so worked up over stupid comments on an internet board. Now, I don’t really give a shit you asked me politely to swallow a bullet (I believe that’s what you said). But I do get irritated by how you reacted throughout this thread like you’re someone who we should know; you do realize that you threw the equivalent of a tantrum THAT’S FOREVER STUCK HERE? That’s like being drunk on a public buss and getting you ass beat by a 67 year old guy with a beard. Way to go champ, gooood job. Tell me how that works out for ya, k?

Now, I’m going to go eat, do homework, and make sweet sweet love to my gorgeous girlfriend … what you don’t believe me? Who gives a shit? Now, run along and play with the blocks … remember the circle shaped ones go in the circle shaped holes and the square shaped blocks go in the square shaped holes.[/quote]

owned.

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[quote]aznt0rk wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:
Wow this douche really showed his colors huh …

I’ll bite, I wasn’t trolling, I was directing you towards a thread WITH THE EXACT FUCKING TOPIC that was still RELEVANT you stupid douche bag. Here I’ll pretend you haven’t been here for 3 years now hold my hand and I’ll show you how things work (since you OBVIOUSLY can’t figure it out for yourself)

First, ask yourself "Hey what would be the best way to (a) avoid being ridiculed incessantly by people with who are wittier than me so I don’t have to whine and cry like a little 4 year old girl because I can’t take criticism or jokes (or) (b) show my true self for what I really am: an enormous douche with absolutely zero sense of humor, self esteem or personality.

Now let’s tackle (a): First you have to assume you’re not original. I know that’s a stretch for you, but bear with me. If you come up with an idea for what you think is an original post, you immediately doubt yourself. Check first. If there’s a thread with the INFORMATION YOU SEEK … well shit you don’t have to create a new one. If you happen to miss said thread and receive replies like you’ve gotten be humble admit your mess up and take whatever stupid comments thrown your way with a grain of salt. Remember WE DON’T KNOW YOU, we’re just busting balls. At first. More than likely everyone will get a good laugh out of it and your thread may even thrive and grow into a decent one.

Now, if you take (b): well we’re seeing how THAT played out for ya now aren’t we.

You’re not great. I don’t care what your mom tells you, you’re. just. not. You might be ok, but you’re not great. You’re (obviously) not original, and you’re (obviously) not clever. You (obviously) have low self esteem since you get so worked up over stupid comments on an internet board. Now, I don’t really give a shit you asked me politely to swallow a bullet (I believe that’s what you said). But I do get irritated by how you reacted throughout this thread like you’re someone who we should know; you do realize that you threw the equivalent of a tantrum THAT’S FOREVER STUCK HERE? That’s like being drunk on a public buss and getting you ass beat by a 67 year old guy with a beard. Way to go champ, gooood job. Tell me how that works out for ya, k?

Now, I’m going to go eat, do homework, and make sweet sweet love to my gorgeous girlfriend … what you don’t believe me? Who gives a shit? Now, run along and play with the blocks … remember the circle shaped ones go in the circle shaped holes and the square shaped blocks go in the square shaped holes.[/quote]

owned.[/quote]

Dang that’s funny. Thanks azn

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why all the hostility

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[quote]jasmincar wrote:
why all the hostility
[/quote]

fuck off and die.

just kidding.

not really.

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[quote]BodyByGame20 wrote:
Whoa! A total of 2 good responses and 5 asshole responses…

"You’ve got some issues to deal with. You don’t seem to understand the difference between practical jokes and psychotic behavior. "

…Are you kidding?

and what’s with this Print guy? With a fuckin’ dog for his avatar…“what’s with all the hostility fuck face?” Oh, I dunno.
I think I’m sick of trolls on message boards really.

If you can’t relate to the topic at hand then why respond? So you can show off in front of your internet buddies?

God, you guys must have huge dicks! Right? That’s what you’re trying to prove, correct?

Print, your valiant name calling failed! I still want Polo to swallow a bullet…and while he does that you can swallow his fuckin’ dick.

How’s that for hostility?

SO…

PRANKS!

Lets talk about pranks, and how about one of your motherfuckers answer…How far would you go to pull one off? [/quote]

Who said I was a guy ass munch? I wasn’t trolling, I was trying to make this mundane thread worth reading.

I don’t have any internet buddies. But I can see us heading in that direction.

What’s wrong w/my dog zipperhead? You don’t even have a avatar BodyBiGame.