[quote]Chushin wrote:
[quote]SickSex6 wrote:
Damn it Chushin. This thread couldve been hilarious.
Nevermind now[/quote]
Hey, I was a bit concerned for ya, bro.
You could have just said, “No” to my question, you know. [/quote]
Coming clean…
Im not joking.
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]SickSex6 wrote:
Ive known a girl since 07 and i cant get around her Jehovahs witness thing…
She is so fine. Seriously. Help.
I just wanna smash.
[/quote]
Hmmmmmmmmm, ummmmmmm… Now what is this witness thing we speak of ??? Is it anything like a Magic Rabibit?[/quote]
What is a magic rabbit?
[quote]SickSex6 wrote:
Ive known a girl since 07 and i cant get around her Jehovahs witness thing…
She is so fine. Seriously. Help.
I just wanna smash.
[/quote]
a really hot jehovas witness came to my house a while back.
I’m cool with the whole missionary thing - literally and figuratively.
[quote]SickSex6 wrote:
[quote]sardines12 wrote:
[quote]SickSex6 wrote:
Ive known a girl since 07 and i cant get around her Jehovahs witness thing…
She is so fine. Seriously. Help.
I just wanna smash.
[/quote]
Easy shit bro, if you have her number, text her randomly and say like I’m drunk and I’ve always wanted to hook up with you. Then… DON’T BRING IT UP EVER AGAIN. You just planted a seed in her mind, now she’ll no you like her. Next step bring hot women around her that you are banging, it’ll start to make her reassess you, oh wow he can get hot girlz he’s not so bad. Next step get her around alcohol, no I’m not advocating you drunk rape her but a little buzz to loosen her up will help, next flirt with her like you would any other girl you’re trying to bring home. And try and do that, bam you just fucked your dream girl…[/quote]
She knows all this already though. Plus she willll never drink or be alone with a guy. We only hang out in mixed company…shes strict about her religion. Shes at her church like 9 hours a day
[/quote]
The mixed company thing could be to your benefit. You know your friends and hers, so stack your deck.
Get a few couples together for a seemingly innocent hang out. The guise could be anything. The thing is, everybody but her knows that it is a get together to bang the bajeezus out of each other. So part way through making pictures on paper plates out of macaroni and popcorn kernels everybody else starts getting frisky- slowly at first, but then it quickly escalates to full on sodomy with objects.
That definitely sets the bar pretty high and she wont go that far, but by comparison some basic banging will seem kinda mild. Once she get warmed up with that you pull out the super soaker filled with astro-glide.
[quote]legendaryblaze wrote:
You move the fuck on. Next.[/quote]
Yep, hooking up with a girl like that only happens in porno’s and shit. This is pure fantasy, you got no shot. None, nada.
You could become hardcore Jehovah and wait for marriage, or move on. The latter is the logical choice. She won’t change for you.
ask her to splain her fucked up religion to her then smash that shit like it owes you money.
pretty much like you’ve done to every pretty little girl since HS.
no, dont thank me
[quote]pat wrote:
[quote]legendaryblaze wrote:
You move the fuck on. Next.[/quote]
Yep, hooking up with a girl like that only happens in porno’s and shit. This is pure fantasy, you got no shot. None, nada.
You could become hardcore Jehovah and wait for marriage, or move on. The latter is the logical choice. She won’t change for you.[/quote]
Dude. Youre amazing.
Ive never thought about becoming a JH and marrying her then slamming her followed by divorce…
Brilliant
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]SickSex6 wrote:
[quote]sardines12 wrote:
[quote]SickSex6 wrote:
Ive known a girl since 07 and i cant get around her Jehovahs witness thing…
She is so fine. Seriously. Help.
I just wanna smash.
[/quote]
Easy shit bro, if you have her number, text her randomly and say like I’m drunk and I’ve always wanted to hook up with you. Then… DON’T BRING IT UP EVER AGAIN. You just planted a seed in her mind, now she’ll no you like her. Next step bring hot women around her that you are banging, it’ll start to make her reassess you, oh wow he can get hot girlz he’s not so bad. Next step get her around alcohol, no I’m not advocating you drunk rape her but a little buzz to loosen her up will help, next flirt with her like you would any other girl you’re trying to bring home. And try and do that, bam you just fucked your dream girl…[/quote]
She knows all this already though. Plus she willll never drink or be alone with a guy. We only hang out in mixed company…shes strict about her religion. Shes at her church like 9 hours a day
[/quote]
The mixed company thing could be to your benefit. You know your friends and hers, so stack your deck.
Get a few couples together for a seemingly innocent hang out. The guise could be anything. The thing is, everybody but her knows that it is a get together to bang the bajeezus out of each other. So part way through making pictures on paper plates out of macaroni and popcorn kernels everybody else starts getting frisky- slowly at first, but then it quickly escalates to full on sodomy with objects.
That definitely sets the bar pretty high and she wont go that far, but by comparison some basic banging will seem kinda mild. Once she get warmed up with that you pull out the super soaker filled with astro-glide.
[/quote]
How many times has this worked for you?
[quote]SickSex6 wrote:
[quote]pat wrote:
[quote]legendaryblaze wrote:
You move the fuck on. Next.[/quote]
Yep, hooking up with a girl like that only happens in porno’s and shit. This is pure fantasy, you got no shot. None, nada.
You could become hardcore Jehovah and wait for marriage, or move on. The latter is the logical choice. She won’t change for you.[/quote]
Dude. Youre amazing.
Ive never thought about becoming a JH and marrying her then slamming her followed by divorce…
Brilliant[/quote]
You’re welcome. Wisdom is free.
Dont religious girls take it up the shitter to preserve their “innocence”?
Go forth and slay the brown sinkhole.
[quote]SickSex6 wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]SickSex6 wrote:
Ive known a girl since 07 and i cant get around her Jehovahs witness thing…
She is so fine. Seriously. Help.
I just wanna smash.
[/quote]
Hmmmmmmmmm, ummmmmmm… Now what is this witness thing we speak of ??? Is it anything like a Magic Rabibit?[/quote]
What is a magic rabbit?[/quote]
I may be wrong But I think it’s a finger vibrator.
Man, chicks get just as horny. You’ve been around her long enough to tell. Time that shit right and Play the Devil. Time it just right like an off the rope kick to the face.
By the way posting with a Ipad is a pain in the ass
[quote]SickSex6 wrote:
[quote]pat wrote:
[quote]legendaryblaze wrote:
You move the fuck on. Next.[/quote]
Yep, hooking up with a girl like that only happens in porno’s and shit. This is pure fantasy, you got no shot. None, nada.
You could become hardcore Jehovah and wait for marriage, or move on. The latter is the logical choice. She won’t change for you.[/quote]
Dude. Youre amazing.
Ive never thought about becoming a JH and marrying her then slamming her followed by divorce…
Brilliant[/quote]
Make sure to get a prenup, not unless she is loaded. If she is loaded make sure to get married in a community property state, then get divorced after you get what you want. I have divorced parents so I know a lot about the system. I do not condone this, but every one should know the laws of the land.
[quote]SickSex6 wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]SickSex6 wrote:
[quote]sardines12 wrote:
[quote]SickSex6 wrote:
Ive known a girl since 07 and i cant get around her Jehovahs witness thing…
She is so fine. Seriously. Help.
I just wanna smash.
[/quote]
Easy shit bro, if you have her number, text her randomly and say like I’m drunk and I’ve always wanted to hook up with you. Then… DON’T BRING IT UP EVER AGAIN. You just planted a seed in her mind, now she’ll no you like her. Next step bring hot women around her that you are banging, it’ll start to make her reassess you, oh wow he can get hot girlz he’s not so bad. Next step get her around alcohol, no I’m not advocating you drunk rape her but a little buzz to loosen her up will help, next flirt with her like you would any other girl you’re trying to bring home. And try and do that, bam you just fucked your dream girl…[/quote]
She knows all this already though. Plus she willll never drink or be alone with a guy. We only hang out in mixed company…shes strict about her religion. Shes at her church like 9 hours a day
[/quote]
The mixed company thing could be to your benefit. You know your friends and hers, so stack your deck.
Get a few couples together for a seemingly innocent hang out. The guise could be anything. The thing is, everybody but her knows that it is a get together to bang the bajeezus out of each other. So part way through making pictures on paper plates out of macaroni and popcorn kernels everybody else starts getting frisky- slowly at first, but then it quickly escalates to full on sodomy with objects.
That definitely sets the bar pretty high and she wont go that far, but by comparison some basic banging will seem kinda mild. Once she get warmed up with that you pull out the super soaker filled with astro-glide.
[/quote]
How many times has this worked for you?[/quote]
For me?
It worked On me! It’s true what they say about those Catholic girls.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
ask her to splain her fucked up religion to her then smash that shit like it owes you money.
pretty much like you’ve done to every pretty little girl since HS.
no, dont thank me[/quote]
You had me at Fucked up religion.