I’m tellin’ you guys it’s all about the mooning. Chicks love it when you show yer ass. I’m not kidding.
Well, maybe it’s just my ass. Maybe my ass has some mystical powers that I don’t quite understand yet.
Like for instance, myself and some buddies are driving down the highway. I moon a car with two very attractive girls in it and the next thing you know, we are gettin’ titties flashed at us.
Now, if that isn’t a magical ass, I don’t know what is.
being funny ain’t all it’s cracked up to be anyway…
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Mufasa wrote:
…some of these guys throwing out some hilarious stuff has come across as exciting as watching Wood age…
Muf, I’ve been watching my Wood age for years now and it can be more exciting than you think.[/quote]
Push,
You’ve got a few nodules on your wood that look like they may need some medical attention.
Der,
I knew a kid in HS who was painfully unfunny, even though he tried really hard. That summer he went to clown camp. When he came back in September, he still was unfunny. But he thought he was funny and that was funny. So even though he wasn’t funny, he was funny. I guess the moral of the story is clown school.
Personally, I think either you’re funny or you’re not. Sorry.
DB
[quote]Mufasa wrote:
…(Stay with me now, der…DO NOT laugh WHILE getting blown…she may not appreciate that…!)
OKAY!
It ain’t my best…but did ya’ “FEEL”
the humor, my Brother???
LOL!
Mufasa[/quote]
Uh, Mufasa, that “chick” in the banana shot is a man, man. It made me throw up in my mouth a little.
DB
One thing I’ve found out after a few years of posting on “The Nation”…
There is some damn serious “gaydar” going on…!
Okay, db…let’s try THIS one…!
Mufasa
[quote]Mufasa wrote:
One thing I’ve found out after a few years of posting on “The Nation”…
There is some damn serious “gaydar” going on…!
Okay, db…let’s try THIS one…!
Mufasa
[/quote]
Much better. I don’t think there was much “gaydar” on my part as the “chick” with the banana had a little 5 o’clock shadow.
DB
[quote]Der Candy wrote:
Problem is, as the title explains, I am not.
How do I become so? This is something that has bothered me and chewed up my brains for many weeks. I ned help. Seriously.
Any ideas?[/quote]
Memorize the entire script for “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” and quote it whenever possible; it will turn you into a totally hot babe-magnet.
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
Der,
It was really hard for me to believe this was a serious post, but I guess so. anyway, man, you gotta relax. just forget about being funny. just forget the whole thing. there is no formula. just pay attention to people and your surroundings, you’ll find humor in all of it. if you don’t, and if you need other people to tell you what’s funny or to tell you that YOU’RE funny, then you ought to find some other type of guy to be.
it is downright painful to watch someone trying to be funny who just doesn’t have it. I went out with a guy for awhile who was really funny and ugly as hell. His sense of humor got him places nothing else would. I tried to get him to teach me some jokes but I floundered every time I tried to tell them. He told me to give it up, that I was a lot funnier when I wasn’t trying.
and remember, it’s not like if you’re not the funny guy that you’re the boring guy. sure, women go crazy for a sense of humor but its not everything, and if you’re NOT funny and trying too hard, it’s a major turnoff. just be quiet and mysterious. and CONFIDENT for chrissakes!