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[Frank_C]

@Basement_Gainz

It’s a high omega 6 dressing Americans put on their salads to make sure the salad is as calorie dense as vegetables can be. Think of the blandest vegetable you can (celery for me). Delicious with ranch.

Yep. It’s what folks around here do when they’re “on a diet”.

The buttermilk ranch packets given out by McDonald’s have 360 calories. And people wonder why they’re not losing any weight.

@anon50325502

Who else likes to dip french fries in a milk shake?

Now that’s American!

@FormerlyFast

Also, where in the Midwest is any of this ranch dressing nonsense actually happening? Haven’t seen it anywhere I’ve been or lived.

I’m in Kansas and it’s a regular thing. The schools serve pizza by the slice or those mini personal pizzas and large containers of ranch are always nearby. I swear people just pick a food as an implement to get the ranch in their mouth.

[SkyzykS]

@Frank_C

. I swear people just pick a food as an implement to get the ranch in their mouth.

I think a big stack of na’an would be great for that.

I’ve done it with mint chutney.

[ChickenLittle]

[flappinit]

I miss gushers.

[flipcollar]

@anon50325502

Who else likes to dip french fries in a milk shake?

I used to do this with frostys from Wendy’s all the time! I wouldn’t do it with a good milkshake though. I’ll keep my milkshakes pure.

@flappinit

I miss gushers.

Gushers are divine.

[anon50325502]

@flipcollar

I’ll keep my milkshakes pure.

I don’t know why, but I immediately pictured Hitler with a vanilla milkshake. “Ze pure milkshake, Ze Aryan milkshake!”

[littlesleeper]

@FormerlyFast

where in the Midwest is any of this ranch dressing nonsense actually happening?

I don’t personally dip my pizza crust, but Ranch dressing for pizza is very common here in Ontario, Canada as well.

@anon50325502

Who else likes to dip french fries in a milk shake?

I have a friend who likes this, not for me. I like both on their own, but please not together…just like pineapple on pizza…

[flappinit]

@littlesleeper

pineapple on pizza…

Fuck pineapple on pizza. Also being a New Yorker and therefore having a serious emotional attachment to egg sandwiches, fuck ketchup on eggs.