[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Professor X wrote:
chrisarmes wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Makavali wrote:
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
I see your joining me on the bus ride to hell, Mak. Its good to have company.
rape isn’t a laughing matter, unless you’re raping a clown.
In all seriousness, she deserves some serious jail time for this. I’m not sure what US law states about the punishment for a false police report, but I know up here its an absolute joke.
Maybe Chapelle was on to something with that “sex consent form” from the one skit
Yes, yes he was. We should actually all get together as men and make our own consent form so that this shit doesn’t happen again.
I’ll start:
I____(insert name of ho)____ consent to have my ass slapped, jiggled, and covered in baby oil, honey, and ejaculate and will not claim I was raped should I later decide to take my hatred of men out on the guy who jabbed me this night.
Signed ho signature
Please add to this if you feel the need.
I _____________ (insert name of trick ass ho) consent to be violated sexually which may include, but not be limted to the following activities: vaginal and anal intercourse; oral sex; any manner of slapping, hair pulling, spanking, binding, restraining, gagged, blindfoled; “rough” sex and all its permutations; sex with multiple partners, male and female; insertion of toys or other objects; shaving; and, role play.
By signing this document, I forever relinquish my right to allege rape or that any activity that occurred was non-consensual. Furthermore, I agree to take responsibility for any unwanted offspring as a result of this tryst inasmuch as I have represented to the Violator that I am taking birth control. I further consent that the tryst can be audio and video taped.
I further attest that as a trick ass ho, I am not of sound mind and body in general (I have body image issues, daddy issues, men issues, self-esteem issues - I got issues man!), and that although my mental state may be questioned at a later date, that the same is my general state of being and that I am “relatively sound” enough to execute this document and enter into this Agreement. I therefore relinquish any right to proclaim myself at a later date to be “unfit” to enter into this Agreement, inasmuch as “unfit” is my baseline mental state.
I further agree to refrain from contacting the Violator, unless I am requested to return a phone call or a text, in which case I shall be limited to a single reply or phone call.
Finally, I agree that there is no consideration for this Agreement and that I desire to be violated in the described manner as much as the Violator desires to do so and that the same constitutes a quid-pro-quo and that no other considerations were negotiated among the parties.
Signed_______________ (trick ass ho)
Does that about cover it? Of course, this is steam-of-consciousness contract writing. You may want to consult a lawyer whose “name ends in stein” 
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Addendum: I further give consent to having “it” stuck in my pooper.