Hillary and Her Little Kitty

Report: Dumped Cat Could Come Back to Haunt Hillary Clinton Campaign
Sunday, October 21, 2007

As the �??first pet�?? of the Clinton era, Socks, the White House cat, allowed �??chilly�?? Hillary Clinton to show a caring, maternal side as well as bringing joy to her daughter Chelsea. So where is Socks today?

Once the presidency was over, there was no room for Socks anymore. After years of loyal service at the White House, the black and white cat was dumped on Betty Currie, Bill Clinton�??s personal secretary, who also had an embarrassing clean-up role in the saga of his relationship with intern Monica Lewinsky.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,303808,00.html

I think her poor little kitty definitely got shafted!!

I am sure that pussy has seen plenty of action.

Thank god this is about a cat.

She’s a sociopath.

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
She’s a sociopath.
[/quote]

All cats are…

How many guys here would like to pet her little kitty? Of course, its older now so it should be a little bit of a bigger kitty now. You know how cats like to stretch… :smiley:

Is it a bald kitty?

I bet she has seen plenty of kitty on kitty action.

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
How many guys here would like to pet her little kitty? Of course, its older now so it should be a little bit of a bigger kitty now. You know how cats like to stretch… :D[/quote]

If I were that close that I could do that, I’d likely just fist her ass. At least the screams would be real, that’s for sure.

[quote]pat36 wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
How many guys here would like to pet her little kitty? Of course, its older now so it should be a little bit of a bigger kitty now. You know how cats like to stretch… :smiley:

If I were that close that I could do that, I’d likely just fist her ass. At least the screams would be real, that’s for sure.[/quote]

Goddammit Pat, that’s twice in a day!! I’m afraid I have a vivid imagination and between this and the toy trains, I can’t stop laughing!! ROFLMAO!!

I wouldn’t go anywhere near it.

I hear she has a snuke in her snizz!

Silly, silly boy.

She’ll be your president and there’s nothing your neanderthal brain can come up with to stop her.

[quote]Wreckless wrote:
Silly, silly boy.

She’ll be your president and there’s nothing your neanderthal brain can come up with to stop her.[/quote]

That means Bill will also be back in the White House. I wonder if they will fire all of the staff again and bring back in their relatives and in-laws? Bring back in some of them good-ol Arkansas road-kill cooks to fix up a big pot of squirrel stew! Yummy!

Maybe Hillary will take Bill’s lead and bring one of her female cousins in the oval office to play hide the rubber cigar?

Yup, we are in for all sort of funny-ass shit with those hillbillies back in the White House.

[quote]Wreckless wrote:
Silly, silly boy.

She’ll be your president and there’s nothing your neanderthal brain can come up with to stop her.[/quote]

Don’t bet on that. She’s got a lot of baggage that the Republicans can play against her. While she’s got an inside track with California, the race isn’t over.

You do know that with her in charge, she’ll have to follow her retreat strategy? Learn to speak Russian or German. Will you greet us with flowers when we liberate your sorry asses for the 3rd time in a hundred years?

[quote]pat36 wrote:
If I were that close that I could do that, I’d likely just fist her ass. At least the screams would be real, that’s for sure.[/quote]

The art of innuendo is lost on you.