I watched the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II last night. I like Vanilla Ice
It’s always nice when it’s wintertime and all the bugs are dead. Or hibernating. Or whatever.
Go ninja go ninja go!!
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Neuromancer wrote:
Molotov_Coktease wrote:
will to power wrote:
Molotov_Coktease wrote:
speak english you sons of bitches.
I think he bitched about people flirting, and how everyone loves turtles, was offered poon and then turned it down afraid of AIDS.
You… youuu sir, are one hell of a translator. I mean, knowing ‘poon’ in another language. Hats fucking off. Screw turtles and Aids. Who cares.
Must be because turtles are slow,hence easy to catch and screw,that makes them so popular on here.
I’m going outside to test out my theory right fucking now.
There was a girl in High School that got nicknamed “Turtle” because everytime she got on her back she was screwed.
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Is that what all this “turtle” business is about???
Oh my gosh, I really am a goober 
[quote]Spry wrote:
football061 wrote:
Regular Gonzalez wrote:
Could someone give me some tips on how to add some size to my outer biceps. I have been working out for two and a half weeks and it seems like my outer biceps are starting to lag behind.
Could someone please write me an outer bicep specialization program.
Excessive ass fingering with left hand while masturbating with right hand. Repeat several times a day. Work your way up to 10" dildo for ass.
Why are my biceps only 13" then?[/quote]
Because you’re not practicing proper muscle overload! Gotta switch between a 10" and a 12". Increase size of said dildo by at least 10% every two weeks and speed/intensity of masturbation!
i’d say 11.352361346% body fat.
where are teh wheels?
don’t squat, it hurts your back. don’t deadlift either.
burnout curls day, bro. i’ll post results in two weeks after my a-bomb cycle.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
How can get my lifting buddy to stop touching the bar when I’m max benching??
He doesn’t seem to get that I won’t get past 175 if keeps touching the bar. Also,whats the best benching shirt to wear?
Lick the bar right before you start your set. [/quote]
It was funny yesterday, and it’s still funny today - I hate to say it RJ but you just may not be a total douche
Anybody have change for a 20?
So this guy walks into a bar, and goes “ouch!”
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Hijacking threads is wrong.[/quote]
Talk about jumping in from left field! What the hell does this have to do with anything we’re discussing, OG?
DB
I doesn’t have change, but i can trade a Baby turtle mutant for a 20? It’s so cute!
Why isnt anyone paying attention to me???
Dammit all to hell.
Well as you all know I went to the doc today because of this strawberry sticking out of my ear.
Anyhow, he said he had some cream for it.
Only problem I have is that the lettuce growing out of my ass turns out to be just the tip of the iceberg.
[quote]malonetd wrote:
I’d like to take this opportunity to give a shout out to nephorm, Hanley, Zap, X, rainjack, dollarbill, FightingIrish, push, Rock, bushido, and so many more people I don’t have time to name.[/quote]
I didn’t get no shout… What the fuck.
[quote]Ackrite wrote:
Anybody have change for a 20?[/quote]
I’m sure Barack does.
Obama '08.
Did you know genital warts is also called the cauliflower disease? In severe cases, when left untreated, it forms a cluster of warts which in turns looks exactly like cauliflower.
I havent been able to eat that particular vegetable since 8th grade sex education class!!
shivers
I’ve finally decided to call my penis, “John Henry”.
[quote]meangenes wrote:
malonetd wrote:
I’d like to take this opportunity to give a shout out to nephorm, Hanley, Zap, X, rainjack, dollarbill, FightingIrish, push, Rock, bushido, and so many more people I don’t have time to name.
I didn’t get no shout… What the fuck.[/quote]
You didn’t pay your monthly dues.