[quote]BodyBldgBabe wrote:
print wrote:
BodyBldgBabe wrote:
print wrote:
we would have to see your ass before rash judging… and lets hope rash doesn’t come into play
Ill be sure to PM them to ya
i am waiting patiently
Awwwww…now that’s a great pic!! ;D[/quote]
i can’t sit here long amy ass is getting cold fromt he pavement and i don’t want hemmroids (sp)
[quote]BodyBldgBabe wrote:
Spry wrote:
BodyBldgBabe wrote:
Im an attention whore and try to pick up guys on T-Nation. Havent you heard???
What was this thread about again?
Never mind. B3, what do you think about penises?
Spry.
Well Spry, I really used to enjoy a penis. However, lately my lebido is dead. I thought about taking 500mg of Vitamin C to see if that would increase it. I just can’t seem to get in the mood lately and I was hoping someone could help me out.
The other night I making out with this really hot guy and I felt as if I was taking advantage of him because he had one too many green teas. I just couldn’t get in the mood and eventually asked him to leave. I called him a cab because I didn’t want him driving after so many teas. That’s dangerous ya know.
The other day I was trying to masterbate but couldnt because I was afraid I would burn too many calories and exert all my nutrience, not to mention I was wondering how OGs lebido was doing & if the vanilla pudding and green M&Ms were helping her out.
If you guys think I should increase the Vitamin C please let me.
Since I thought about OGs lebido does this mean I’ve caught the ghey?
Can’t I take a pill or a shot to become immune to catching it?
If I lift heavy will I get bulky? Girls can get too muscular, right???
Is it okay to add chocolate icecream to my MetabolicDrive while on the V-Diet?
Thanks bro.
You rawk dude.
Hey man your look’n swole.
B-3[/quote]
I have a libido and the damn thing keeps trying to get my attention
Quiero acuchillar los ojos porque hay muchas personas que están haciendo amor por el Internet.
Por ejemplo:
Mujer- Hola…Quiero bajar de peso. Que debo hacer?
Hombre- Hola chica, voy a ayudarte…pero necesito un foto del culo y las tetas.
Mujer (en la mente) - ¡Me caen bien los hombres!
Hombre (en la mente)- No puedo esperar el dÃa cuando nos encontramos en el aparcamiento de Arby’s. Ella no sabe que mi nombre es en la lista de Megan.
Los otros miembros de T-Nation- Nos gustan tortugas.
[quote]theOUTLAW wrote:
Quiero acuchillar los ojos porque hay muchas personas que están haciendo amor por el Internet.
Por ejemplo:
Mujer- Hola…Quiero bajar de peso. Que debo hacer?
Hombre- Hola chica, voy a ayudarte…pero necesito un foto del culo y las tetas.
Mujer (en la mente) - ¡Me caen bien los hombres!
Hombre (en la mente)- No puedo esperar el dÃa cuando nos encontramos en el aparcamiento de Arby’s. Ella no sabe que mi nombre es en la lista de Megan.
Los otros miembros de T-Nation- Nos gustan tortugas.[/quote]
[quote]rainjack wrote:
malonetd wrote:
I’d like to take this opportunity to give a shout out to nephorm, Hanley, Zap, X, rainjack, dollarbill, FightingIrish, push, Rock, bushido, and so many more people I don’t have time to name.
I can’t believe you removed your “DL in a Thong” video. WTF?[/quote]
I’ll put up a new one when I finally pull 600.
And we can always place another wager next season. Cowboys are at Lambeau next year.
[quote]Molotov_Coktease wrote:
will to power wrote:
Molotov_Coktease wrote:
speak english you sons of bitches.
I think he bitched about people flirting, and how everyone loves turtles, was offered poon and then turned it down afraid of AIDS.
You… youuu sir, are one hell of a translator. I mean, knowing ‘poon’ in another language. Hats fucking off. Screw turtles and Aids. Who cares.[/quote]
Must be because turtles are slow,hence easy to catch and screw,that makes them so popular on here.
I’m going outside to test out my theory right fucking now.
[quote]Neuromancer wrote:
Molotov_Coktease wrote:
will to power wrote:
Molotov_Coktease wrote:
speak english you sons of bitches.
I think he bitched about people flirting, and how everyone loves turtles, was offered poon and then turned it down afraid of AIDS.
You… youuu sir, are one hell of a translator. I mean, knowing ‘poon’ in another language. Hats fucking off. Screw turtles and Aids. Who cares.
Must be because turtles are slow,hence easy to catch and screw,that makes them so popular on here.
I’m going outside to test out my theory right fucking now.[/quote]
There was a girl in High School that got nicknamed “Turtle” because everytime she got on her back she was screwed.