[quote]GetSwole wrote:
Ecto apps include assterbation (anally induced prostate orgasm)…(no homo)
Sorry to hijack but, the terd that just came out of me was the size of a large housecat.[/quote]
Bono?
I’d hit it.
This one time at band camp…
Every morning for the last week I wake up with blood on my sheets? Any ideas?
Also I keep having dreams about aliens?
Make it stop!
Contrl did you find your shoe yet?
[quote]Renton wrote:
Contrl did you find your shoe yet?[/quote]
Eliteballa has it right now. He’s re-measuring his body fat!
LOL
My mom is not a Thai hooker you bastards.
[quote]GetSwole wrote:
My mom is not a Thai hooker you bastards.[/quote]
No but your father is. No homo.
So there’s this girl I like blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah? Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah? Blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah. Blah, blah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blah. Blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah.
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Blah blah blah blah???
So I told her how I felt blah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah. Blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah. Blah blah blah blahblah blah blah. Blah blah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blah. Blah blah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blah. Blah blah blah blahblah blah blah, blah blah blahblah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah?
Blah blah blah blah?
[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
So there’s this girl I like blah blah blah.[/quote]
You got teh ghey
[quote]Renton wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
So there’s this girl I like blah blah blah.
You got teh ghey[/quote]
Yeah. Liken girls is so ghey.
I’m 14 inches, around, think about it…
Should i drink beer or is it really that bad for me?
I know it raises estrogen levels, but i take in 5 ZMA caps for every sip of beer. I must add, I eat chicken and broccoli for every meal.
Also, that girl I can never talk to won’t talk to me because I just stare at her and sip beer while taking ZMA caps and looking at threads here, what should I do? Why do all these douches get the chicks?
Today’s color is black, like the color of my heart.
[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
So there’s this girl I like blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah? Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah? Blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah. Blah, blah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blah. Blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah.
Then she blah blah blah blahblah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blah, blah blah blahblah blah blah. Blah blah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah, blah blah blah.
But when I called blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blahblah blah. Blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blahblah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah. Blah blah blah blahblah blah blah? Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blah, or blah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blah. Blah blah blah blahblah blah blah. Blah blah blah blahblah blah blah.
Blah blah blah blah???
So I told her how I felt blah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah. Blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah. Blah blah blah blahblah blah blah. Blah blah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blah. Blah blah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blah. Blah blah blah blahblah blah blah, blah blah blahblah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah?
Blah blah blah blah?[/quote]
Stick it in her pooper.
[quote]itsthetimman wrote:
Also, that girl I can never talk to won’t talk to me because I just stare at her and sip beer while taking ZMA caps and looking at threads here, what should I do? [/quote]
I found this funny.
Can anyone tell me where that thread is that had that really funny thing i wrote a while ago?
[quote]GetSwole wrote:
sen say wrote:
lizard king wrote:
Really though, what is the price of beans in China?
Soy beans, or mung beans?
Last time I went to a chinese restaurant I left a note with our waitress explaining She Say and I thought she was cute and she should call us if she wanted to get together sometime. This was over a year ago. Normally I would’ve told her straight out the way we felt, but we were with a non-playdate couple. Haven’t heard anything from her. Do you think she thought my breaf stank?
Wikipedia says Asian women have sideways vajay-jays.
I asked Jeeves about it, the only was “Smell of stir fry+menstruation”.
I want answers people.[/quote]
BUMP!!! I too would like to know the answer.
[quote]dday wrote:
BUMP!!! I too would like to know the answer.
[/quote]
I would like to know the answer too.
But what I’d really like to know is what I’m supposed to do about the French girl in the department next to mine. She wants to know if I’d like to get together for pet it day jew nay…I’m more than willing to pet it, but what day is jew nay? Is that a jewish day? Or an anti-jewish day?
Hey guys, I’m tired of looking at the mirror and seeing a slob. That is why I am staring a log here on T-Nation in order to hold myself accountable. Please read my log and help me out in my journey for a six pack. Thanks guys.